Saving the Puniverse from certain doom

by Punguinhelper

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 651

Map has disintegrated the fourth wall, all universes are joining together in one giant Havoc Festival, something will surely happen... Right?

All the universes are colliding, most ponies are seeing too many of themselves. Humans In Equestria, Changelings in Equestria, Equestria on Earth, Earth on Equestria, Everybody has been dragged into the Puniverse, or at least what used to be the Puniverse, now nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Time to get permissions. If you want your universe in here just tell me and it will be so.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-31 15:15:58 UTC

Map I Told You So

The ground beneath Punfusion and Map bagan to shake shake shake.

"Map? Why do I hear music? What did you do?"

"Um... I have no idea. You should get your hears checked."

"I cannot believe I am saying this, but of all times, now is not great for puns. Get on my back!"

"Why?"

"Just do it bird!"

"Fine." Map clambered onto Punfusion's back, dodging the chaos plated wings while trying to find the saddle part of the bags. Punfusion ascended, though quite unlike Twilight Sparkle had done. Punfusion only flew up, Twilight Sparkle became a demigod.

"Map I told you not to break the fourth wall. What did you do? You broke the fourth wall, shattering reality and fiction. You undid the rope binding each universe to itself by doing exactly what I told you knot to do."

"You said Pinkie Pie could do it. You broke the fourth wall to you know. We have not even met Pinkie Pie in our story yet and you just had to mention her."

"Look, I'm sorry. I am just afraid of what will happen. I needed someone to blame. i did not mean to put you in such a fowl mood."

"Fluttershy's chickens can wait. We need to go to Ponyville and see if everypony is all right. Then we need to go ad make sure our hunches are correct." Punfusion flew towards Ponyville

"So we're going to the library to find Twilight?"

"No we are going to find Pinkie, she'll know more about this than anypony if it relates to the fourth wall. Also I should be concerned you know who Twilight Sparkle is, let alone that I know who she is, hmm, this author really is terrible: terrible idea, terrible delivery, terrible writing style. Geez was he one of the writers for Equestria-"

Punfusion was cut off by bipedal creatures wearing fabricated tails and ears, dancing and singing something about a crown. They were also making a point of stomping what they kept calling hooves, but obviously weren't hooves, on the ground, followed by jumping and twirling .

Punfusion's jaw was agape as he watched on. "Um map we may have a slight problem..."

"What is it Pun?" Map was off looking back into the Everfree Forest for Fluttershy's chickens.

Punfusion tapped his bird of feathers sticking together and pointed at the dancing apes.

"Oh," Map said, realizing what Punfusion meant, "That is not a problem I enjoyed that movie."

"No! I mean that they're hear, in Equestria, as Humans."

"Your point?" Map asked pecking Punfusion's head with his pointed beak.

"My pencil. Cut that out. Somehow our worlds have collided and they are here."

Punfusion was now at the center of town where Punfusion was even more confused. Pony clones were everywhere. Bronies were running amuck, trying to hug every pony within their reach. A man wearing a white lab coat with a red "plus sign" adorning each of its shoulders. He wore big red latex gloves and was holding something connected to his backpack. A Creature made of boxes was walking over to Berry Punch's House with a boxy item in it box. it began swinging the boxy item in its boxy hand at the house. A green Boxy creature came behind the mining Boxy creature and blew up. Small humanoids ran about following a taller one with a bow and pointy ears. A blue blur went past the scene. Even creatures not found in the SRD were in what used to be Equestria, but was nown (now known) as What?

Tiny little pets ran out of a tiny little pet store. A purple goo began to swarm through the chaos. Punfusion could hear singing but could not make out every sound "a thing ...an...op th ooze"  was what he could make out.

This would be an interesting day... "FUCK ME!" cried Punfusion.