Royal Stallion

by Blitzle

Rating: teen
Tags: Prince Blueblood, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Octavia, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1011

I am just your minorly popular musician my name is Revolt, I am a normal Pegasus. I get a lot girls yes... but this... this is not anything I expected.

[First person story of a younger stallion known as Revolt].

I am Revolt I live a fairly normal life I play music at the club in Canterlot "Silver Sunshine" often getting free meals and such. I often wake up with a hangover and never know who I am with but... this... I know too well... I just mated with the Princess of the sun! What to do!? Oh shit I think I married her! Well, I guess I'm screwed until I die...

Published 2013-11-02 00:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-02 00:30:03 UTC

Hangover

Royal Stallion

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I looked at my dark gray coat. I thought to myself for a moment. I wonder if I am discoreded? I snickered soon giving a loud laughing tone. A mare opened the door loudly. "Are you alright Mister Revolt?" the mare asked voice sounding with a hint of concern.

I nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine no need to worry Tia," I smiled then chuckled at the Pegasus' speed.

"Okay Mister Revolt," the mare walked off out of my prep room. I was for once asked to play instead of requesting to play. Sure I felt a tad nervous at that time but... who wouldn't be? I sighed as I looked at the clock reading 11:57 P.M.

"Here we go," I sighed and picked up my guitar with my left wing. "Let's do this," I lifted my head high. I walked upon the stage. My stomach felt as if it would explode. I sighed as I looked about the crowd. I gulped. I was used to the ponies staring but... for some reason something different about this place.

Sound the cloud of heath.

My heart is burning for you.

Would you find it in your heart to forgive the sins I've done to you?

What happened in Las Pegasus is not my fault.

I was overcome by the dancers.

What was a drink a drink or two turned into another to another.

Sorry for the pain I've caused to you...

One song later...

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I felt happy. Everypony liked my music I was getting an odd amount of happy ponies. I decided to take a bow even though I never do that it seemed appropriate at the time. "Thanks you, thank you, thank you all, I'll be here all my life!" I called upon the crowd seeing great cheers. I smiled at the crowd. "I never doubted myself for a second!" I yelled thinking to myself. I can't believe I did it! I mentally roared. I picked up my guitar with my wings. I walked to the back. I took a shot of whisky one after another until my vision was literally slightly blurry. I heard the door open slightly. "Hello?" I asked swaying slightly to the door.

"May I say that was a great show sir," a mare smiled or at least I think I was pretty drunk by that time.

"Thanks Tia, would you like to join me for a few drinks?" I offered showing an empty seat next to me.

The mare looked at me with unsure written on her face. I always had to look up at the mare to know what was a matter. "You alright Tia?" I asked the mare whom was just standing in the other end of the room.

"Me? I'm just not sure this is appropriate... you know princess and subject," the mare admitted.

I laughed aloud. "C'mon Tia, loosen up, let me preen your wings," I tapped the seat next to me again.

I saw her shocked face. "Do... I... no," she turned her head away.

"Ah, c'mon Tia, you'll love it," I said to tempt the thought to be Pegasus mare.

Her left eye I think I saw open. I smiled she was almost caving in. "Do you think so?" she asked looking at my confident smirked face. "I... I have really delicate wings," she rubbed her wings. "And... wait, how did you know I haven't preened my wings?" she asked.

I shrugged. "I've learned to identify mainly I learned on myself," I admitted.

She sighed what's the worst that could happen... right?

"Alright," the mare caved in. She took a seat next to me. I smirked widely.

I grabbed her wings and started to preen them. "Your wings were always white, that's what I love about you," I smiled.

The mare I think smiled. "Thanks Mister Revolt, and I kind of like the nickname you refer to me as," Tia said in a very motherly tone.

"Well, you look like a Tia," I brought up still preening her wings.

After that was complete I smiled. "So, about those drinks," I lifted a glass in the air after filling it. Tia and I took slow sips of the alcohol. Tia laughed.

"What, do I have something on my face?" I asked rubbing my face.

"Not your face," Tia pointed to my brown mane.

"Oh, right, I forgot to comb my mane," I lately said as I tried to push my mane back only for it to pop back up.

She chuckled and grabbed a brush with her hooves. "Here," she pushed down my mane.

I blushed slightly. "Thanks," I smiled.

"No trouble Mister Revolt, conceder this payback for preening my wings," she kept a motherly tone.

"Thanks," I pat her head.

One hour later...

I groaned and rubbed my head. "Thank Celestia what di-" I was cut off by a recognizable voice.

"Thank me for what?" I felt myself choke on my own spit at that moment.

My jaw fell through the floor. "What are you doing in my h... o... this is not my home," I looked around the large space. It was way too big to be my apartment. "What happened last night Princess?" I asked trying to keep a soft and calm tone.

"Here," she plopped a DVD into the DVD player. Thank Princess Twilight Sparkle for the TV. Princess Celestia suddenly kissed my lips tongue could be felt quite clearly. "You're silly honey." I focused on the DVD player there I was marrying Princess Celestia in Las Pegasus. "How'd we get to Las Pegasus?" I asked we were in Canterlot originally.

"We flew there remember?" she asked soon realizing I don't. "We're married my little Alicorn," she nuzzled my neck then the words hit me.
"Alicorn!?" I touched head and sure enough a horn was felt. My wings extended to its fullest length to the thought I may have had sex with a Princess. This is going to be interesting.

Author's Note

I suck at writing music. It comes with practice.