Egghead boyfriend?!

~2 hours later~

“I’ve been talking to her about you. Apparently you’re an asshole.” Twilight said as she ate a potato chip. “You treat her like whatever or something like that.”

“Am I like that?” said Graphic, looking at Twilight with an expression that rang out ‘Sure’ in the most sarcastic manner.

“I think you’re absolutely adorable.” Graphic sort of blushed.

“Uh. Thanks.”

“I mean, what, were you only mean to her?”

“I guess. I mean, I only was hard on her because I just wanted to get her head in the game.”

“So Graphic, do you have a girlfriend?”

“What is this, interrogate the new kid?”

“no, just wondering”

“No, I’ve never had a girlfriend.”

The table had a bag of potato chips three cans of coke,, a few books, Twilight’s laptop that was used to write a paper, an open textbook, and a faceplanted Rainbow Dash, sleeping on the session.

She was drooling too.

“No one’s really into me.” said Graphic, sipping on his soda.

“But you’re so interesting, your love for science is so cool!”

“I don’t think lots of girls find that interesting.”

“Well, have you ever been interested in a girl? Or...”

“Um.”

“Oh. My God, are you gay?” exclaimed Twilight with a fangirl-ish smile. “That’s so adorable.”

“No, I just never found anyone interesting.”

“If you are, I totally support you, gay rights and all.”

“Goddamnit, are you even listening to me? I watch porn, okay? Does that say enough?”

“Gay porn?”

“Straight porn” Graphic said with a sigh.

“Oh...well in that case. What do you think about me?” said Twilight as she moved closer to Graphic. Having no real way to deal with the situation, he kind of just didn’t know what to do.

“Well...um...you’re pretty..and uh...well, you’re pretty damn intelligent.”

“Reeeeally now?” Twilight was looking into Graphic’s eyes.

“Alright then, how about you? What about your love life?” Graphic was desperately trying to get the topic off of him.

Wrong move, should have just changed the topic altogether.

“I’ve never had one either. But that may change because I think I’ve finally met someone interesting enough...” Twilight tried to press her lips against Graphic’s. He fell backwards with eyes the size of dinner plates. Okay, nerd, no, real-talk right here. Graphic was a dork. He may have acted like a dick, or he may have acted cool in front of Dash, but come on here. He’s got no reaction to this. Other than falling backwards, having Twilight on top of him, and Graphic accidentally kicking the table and waking Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow slowly opened her eyes to an awkward looking Twilight and an awkward looking dork.

“Egghead on egghead action, huh.” Rainbow said with a deadpan expression. One of her eyebrows raised. “Why didn’t you two wake me up?”

“We did.”

“And then you two got all lovey dovey and touchy feely while I slept.”

“She started it.” As Graphic pointed at Twilight.

“Well I wanted to...” Twilight slowly went into a mumble as her face flustered. She wanted to surprise Graphic while Dash was asleep. It would’ve been a private moment between the two.

Dash started laughing at the two. Graphic had finally shown his dorky side.

“You two are funny.”

“Well. Back to studying...uh, right?”

After another two hours of Dash learning from Graphic and Twilight she had finally left the house. She was very much so on her way back home.

“So what do you think about her?”

“She’s beautiful, if not fucking dense.”

“Hey, she’s one of my best friends.”

“Oh. Eh. I’ve noticed we haven’t started working.”

“Hm...so what are you like Graphic?”

“Why are you trying to come onto me?”

“N-not like that. Um. Like. I’ve been talking to you lately, and we’ve been friends and all, and you’re the only guy I’ve met who loves working as much as I do and well...”

“...But I’m nothing special. I do my work because I do it. All the other crap is just whatever.”

“I wouldn’t call it crap...”

“Anyway. Tell me about yourself Twilight. Why don’t we turn the tables? I don’t seem to be able to produce straight answers anyway.”

“Oh. Well. Um..”

Enter Twilight Sparkle. A physical description given earlier, Twilight Sparkle is one of Rainbow Dash’s best friends. She was a nerd. A full out beautiful nerd. But it wasn’t a bad thing on her part. Twilight was a social girl, and she was very much so popular as she was an intellect. She was essentially the highest score student to enter Ponyville High. She spent her time studying her fucking eyeballs out, socializing with essentially everyone, or studying more and putting school events together. During Winter Sport season, she was a foil fencer, and took after her older brother, as he was a sabre fencer when he was in high school.

“...And I fence alot! And uhm...that’s about it.”

“Interesting.” Said Graphic as he pulled up about five websites.

“Would you like to tell me about yourself?”

“I like science, video games, sleeping, food, fencing, research, electronics, porn, and drawing. Hence the Graphic in my name. That’s pretty much it.” Said Graphic. Twilight frowned.

“Oh come on, I’m sure you’re more interesting than that...”

“I like my porn to have girls with glasses.”

“Um. What do you draw?”

“Stuff. My sketchbook is in my bag, which is next to you. It’s the black book.” Twilight shuffled through his books, and found the sketchbook. She looked inside, and her jaw dropped, as she saw amazing pencil sketched landscapes, fully coloured portraits of people, animals, and everything.

“You’re a real Renaissance man, aren’t you?”

“Not really. I just have too much time on my hands.”

The two became closer that day.

They exchanged phone numbers for their so called group project and said their goodbyes