Providing the Rope

Man, talk about a crummy present, a notebook? What the heck am I going to do with this? Complain? Oh, right, I'm already doing that.

Well, might as well put my name in here if I intend to complain in it as much as possible.

Hi, my name is Jacob. Yeah, yeah, I know, lamest name ever, but hey its something. Much better then Toto anyways.

I have about three close friends, one girl named Angie, who I swear is secretly a boy, what with her amazing spitting skills.

Then there's my best friend J.T, which is short for Johnny Trecola. Thus why we gave him just J.T, I mean, dang, so embarrassing.

And last but not least is Jamie, the sexiest woman on two legs. (Well ok, girl, but I swear her attitude screams adult to me.)

Anyways I'm about sixteen, pretty close to adult honestly but not really, I know I'll get there though, especially since Jamie believes I will.

She's so kind sometimes.