"You know, not too long ago, I heard an old ditty some of the surface-dwellers were passing around. It goes something like this:

Yellow lives in the rain,
Orange stayed on the farm.
White, she went insane.
Violet stayed at home.
Broken and forgotten, Blue her soul did sell.
And everyone knows now,
that Pink is goin' to hell."

"…Not on my watch she's not."