The Jolly Sailor Bold

As rarity sung, waiters dropped platteres, and people stopped mid-chew. Staring at the beautiful pony, who now looked more beautiful then usual. At the conclousiin to the song, twilight shot out of her chair, eyes wide with horror

"stay away form me..." she said softly, rarity made an attempt to grab twilights wrist, in an effort to calm her down. Despite her attempts to calm her, twilight interpreted them as attacks.

"stay away from me!" she shouted, then she ran.

Everypony else either looked love-struck, or dumbfounded.

rarity got up, and ran, beginning to fear herself. she ran... and ran... and ran... and ran... and -wham- once again she ran into the lazy eyed mailmare, she too was running from something.

"GAH! oh, its just you rarity." she said, sounding out of breath.

"Derpy, why are you running?" she was equally winded.

"well, I was just..." she looked distressed for a moment, then continued, "I was just... uh... o-on my way to the public pool, and you?"

"uuuh, s-same"

they decided to walk together. Rarity had almost completely forgotten her desire to go swimming, but now that she remembered it, she was just as anxious as ever.

as the two walked, they hummed, they both hummed the some tune, neither said a word about it.

When Rarity and Derpy finally reached the pool, they were itching to dive in to the crystal clear water. Rarity lent Derpy her spare swimsuit (she always took extra closes just in case). and they dived in.

both the lifeguards and the people swimming, stared in awe at the two. They flew trough the water, their speed challenging that of Rainbow Dash.

they swam, at least, 15 laps (in under a minuet) until finally they sat on the ledge of the pool.

somepony screamed.

some stared in fear, others ran for the exit.

The two pones looked down, and they too, screamed at what they saw...

(you think I write bad and then -BOOM- I slap a cliffhanger in your face and -BANG- your hooked!)