Just the Beginning

It was one whole newspaper column that changed the Diamond Spies and the Queen Kangees life. It was the Foal Free Press. These columns changed all. of. their. lives. forever.

Gabby Gums Column #4

Chrysalis Jr.  feels ashamed and doesn’t feel as she fits in with a name like Chrysalis. She decides that she wants to change it to something else. So what did she do? Paint her cutie mark, move to a different school, befriend Choco and Buzz, and then show off her cutie mark to them. What was their cutie mark? A bee for Buzz, a poop for Choco, and a number sign for Chrysalis. Chrysalis now says that her name is Numero, NOT Queen Chrysalis Jr. She said it was meant to be for her name to be Numero and for her cutie mark to be a number sign. That was NOT a coincidence. It’s not possible. No possible pony has a name that matches their cutie mark. Our concluding point: A LIAR!

Gabby Gums Column #5

EVERYPONY says that Buzz and Choco Kangee AREN’T ponies, that they are MULES. Is it true? I asked the photographer of the Foal Free Press to document EVERYTHING... So is it true? OF COURSE! They ARE mules. Featherweight, our photographer, caught a picture of them repainting their cutie marks and taking off their hair. Haven’t you guys ever wondered why their cutie marks were a bee and pooh? That’s probably the only thing that they can paint. The Queen Kangee group has been painting their cutie marks,INCLUDING "Numero". That is why "Numero's" cutie mark appeared suddenly. It’s just a number sign. That she “says” means that she is GOOD at MATH. We asked the Cutie Mark Crusaders to give her a test. When the CMC checked the answers, they were all WRONG. What a liar. The CMC also helped us research female mules. The research paper said that mules eat bees and some eat the poop of the other mules. That proves my next point: Phony Ponies!

Gabby Gums Column #6 Exclusive!!!

Is it possible? Buzz Kangee, Choco Kangee, and Numero have teamed up with the famous CGI group from the 2012 Math Scouts!!! As to closer examination, the photo that Featherweight took also included the CGI Math Scouts. They were in the background, fixing their disguises and helping out the Kangees. The CGI’s are a group of ignorant stealers who plan to take over the world with the rest of the Kangees.