My Knight in Shining Armor

by DeluxeMagnum69

Rating: mature
Tags: Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Sad, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Dark, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Mystery, Sex
Length: 5603

A mysterious knight out of nowhere swears allegiance to Princess Cadence. What does Shining Armor have to say about this?

A foreign alien that seemed to come from another world pledges allegiance to Princess Cadence, ready to bear arms and protect her. Shining Armor is angry at this, as he is already her protector and lover.

However, due to a few events, Princess Cadence accepts the knight's offer after an incident. The knight really does protects the mare as he gives his full service to Cadence. As the two bond even more, Shining Armor asks himself a question.

Was he really Cadence's knight in shining armor?

Published 2013-09-25 02:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-09 20:34:57 UTC

Chapter 1: The Knight (Polished!)

My Knight in Shining Armor

Her loving and dear husband or a complete stranger that protects and serves her with all his heart; who will she choose?

Chapter 1: The Knight

The Crystal Empire is of one place full of history shrouded in mystery. While the library there was vast and expansive, it did not tell the complete story of the past. The citizens of the Empire were content and happy underneath their new ruler, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. Along with Shining Armor, her husband and the Captain of the Royal Guard. Blessed by the hooves of Princess Celestia of the Sun and Princess Luna of the Moon, they helped the citizens of the Crystal Empire to be integrated to all of Equestria.

Underneath Princess Luna’s full moon, on such a splendid night, a newly married couple laid together on a bed in a locked room. Only the sound of a whispering wind and quick hot breaths filled the night. Face to face on the bed, their red faces drew closer and closer. Their soft lips met as they tasted each other's saliva. Their breaths got heavier and louder by each passing second. Each passing moment of love made them hold their breath to prolong the kiss.

Shining Armor stared into the eyes of his beautiful newly wedded wife. Her gorgeous eyes stared back, her breath hard and quick, pressing into his chest.

Their tongue wrestled together in a quiet fury, performing a majestic dark dance. She struggled to wrap herself around Shining Armor, but his strength led and guided her around her mouth. She moaned softly, her back leg quivering in pleasure. Shining Armor felt his face get hotter and something getting harder somewhere between his legs. As the two gasped for breath again, Cadence smiled, Shining returning the gesture. The pink princess winked as she kissed Shining Armor's neck. And then to his chest, after that, even lower. Soon, she was met with an arousing member that seemed to grow.

Shining Armor's aroused shaft, was stroked by Cadence's tongue, his turn came up to moan as Cadence quicken her light stroke to a fury of licks. Shining Armor moved further up the bed so it would be comfortable for Cadence. Her wet tongue licked the tip of Shining Armor's massive white cock, seeming to get much harder as each moment passed.

Cadence looked seductively up at Shining Armor, her eyes breaking his gaze, her lips just a few inches of taking Shining Armor's dick.

"Are you ready?" Cadence asked with a wink as she lightly licked Shining Armor's tip. She teased him a little bit more.

Shining Armor couldn't reply in words and just moaned in response, nodding his head. Cadence smiled and she brought her head down. Shining Armor's massive cock entered Cadence's mouth, almost choking her. But soon, that choke turned into a series of 'slucks'. Cadence's mouth went up and down Shining Armor's hard cock, letting her mouth tighten around him. She brought down Shining Armor's member down further and deeper down her throat.

She paused for the moment to feel Shining Armor's heated throbbing penis warming her throat. She slowly slid out as she saw her saliva all slobbered over Shining's rock hard cock. A smile appeared on her lips as she swallowed and gasped for a little bit of air.

Without exchanging words, their eyes did the talking. Shining Armor braced himself as Cadence brought down her head again. Her warm mouth met his steaming member, his wet shaft sliding up deep into Cadence's throat. Cadence held Shining Armor's cock deep in below and she started to use her tongue. Her burning face was tiring out as Shining moaned in extreme pleasure.

"Ca-Cad-Cadence..." the white stallion stuttered out as Cadence began to go faster. "I'm about to-"

He suddenly climaxed, his jizz shooting up straight Cadence's mouth and down her throat. She almost choked on the massive amount as his semen came out like from the peaks of a waterfall. His sperm went everywhere all over Cadence’s face. She tried to catch her breath and slowly licked his twitching penis. Shining Armor couldn't say anything as Cadence licked the thick and sticky liquid from the corners of her mouth with her amazing sexy tongue.

"Ready for round two?" Cadence winked as Shining Armor’s cock began to get hard again.

The white stallion laid back on the bed. The night was only beginning.

Many hours later...

Covered in each other's scent and sweat, Shining Armor and Cadence slept soundly as the lunar moon shone high in the sky. The glaze of the moon left a beautiful light at the foot of the bed. Princess Luna's moon was accompanied with a soft whisper of the wind, it rustled through the trees outside. With their soft snoring, the couple were rudely interrupted.

Three loud knocks woke up Shining Armor from his slumber.

"Captain!!" a stallion's voice called out, slamming at the door. "Captain, are you there!?"

Shining Armor groaned awake and Cadence moaned in response to the obnoxious loud noise. The stallion outside waited a few seconds before knocking again. He knocked again three times frantically.

"Captain, we need you!!"

Shining Armor groggily got out of bed, slightly angry for the guard for interrupting his sleep and special night with Cadence. His hooves met the floor as the guard pounded on the door again. Three times.

Cadence groaned, moving a bit in her bed as Shining Armor finally got to the door. With his horn lighting up and sloppily opening it, a guard in prideful golden armor with widened eyes began to speak.

"Sir, we need you down at the main door!" the guard quickly said, leaving the Captain of the Royal Guard confused. The guard sniffed and made a small face, but regained his composure.

"What?" Shining Armor asked.

The guard began to speak again and gestured him to follow.

"We have somepony, or actually something that's trying to get into the castle, sir!" the guard said, a series of crashing echoing throughout the castle.

A much louder noise of the castle door erupted multiple times. A few cracks and splinters started to break way.

"Why haven't you stopped him?" Shining Armor asked a bit dizzily, trying to stay awake.

"Somehow we can't, sir." the guard said a bit grimly.

He slowed his pace for his half-asleep captain to catch up. Shining Armor then had a moment to regain his thoughts as he muttered out a question.

"Anything else?"

"Well," the guard began, pausing a bit before he answered very cautiously. "Th-this thing is saying something about..."

"Saying about what?" Shining Armor asked as he yawned.

"Prin-Princess Cadence, sir." the stallion said, looking down towards the floor. “He’s said some… things about her.”

The guard couldn't look at his superior officer, with the subject being his wife.

Shining Armor stopped in mid-yawn, his eyes widening in shock. His sleepy eyes soon turned to fury of concern. It slowly turned into rage. He stormed down the hall, with the guard following him quickly behind him. Another set of bangs echoed the halls, somehow fueling his anger.

A large three bangs and a large crack of splintering wood was heard.

Shining Armor gritted his teeth with the guard beside him looking nervously around him. Getting close to the main door, a muffled prideful voice broke through as the banging ended.

"Let me in, I must see Lady Cadance!!"

A squadron of guards barely held the door back, clearly unable to keep the door at bay. Other guards with their weapons pointed at the door as Shining Armor walked into the lobby that connected to the doors.

"Open this door!" the voice outside yelled. "I demand it!" A sword slashed through the wood and almost beheaded a guard.

"What happened to the others outside?" Shining Armor asked, catching the attention of the guards lying in wait.

"We think they are down, sir." the guard beside him answered, "We can't go outside if this thing is attacking us."

Shining Armor grumbled. “I need my armor,” he said, galloping away to the armory. “Hold him back!”

“But captain!” one guard said, the assailant was just about to break through.

A fist suddenly smashed through, an iron fist trembling with power. “Allow me to see Lady Cadence!” The intruder’s voice yelled. The fist retracted before it punched again, going through the weak food and socking a guard in the face.

Shining Armor arrived, dressed up for battle. His captain’s helm in royal purple assembled his soldiers and bestowed a sense of morale.

"Open the door." Shining Armor said in an authoritative tone.

The guards nodded at each other and sprinted away from the door in unison. The giant wooden door shattered into pulp and blew off the crystal hinges. Smoke littered at the doors and an odd humanoid figure stood in the midst of the debris. What stood at the door was a bipedal creature in beautiful white armor. With two hands at its side, one hand held a sharp white sword pointed out with a shield in the other. The creature's masked face, his helm studied the room and the soldiers. Then he faced the captain of the guard due to his different armor.

"I demand to see Lady Cadence!" the thing said, looking directly at Shining Armor. The captain grabbed a sharp spear. "Why do you want to see her?" Shining Armor asked, pointing his weapon as the intruder. "Why do you want to see my wife?!"

"I have pledged allegiance and complete loyalty to her, miserable whelp!" the armored creature said, his shield pointed towards him. "Have at you!"

Chapter 2: For my Princess (Polished!)

Chapter 2: For my Princess

The knight stood proud and tall with his unsheathed sword by his side. He raised his shield and readied into a defensive stance. The magnificent white blade gleamed towards the Captain of the Royal Guard as the guards readied their weapons. The knight was calm and steady, despite being outnumbered by the countless guards. He took a single step forward, as if challenging the captain himself.

“Stand down,” Shining Armor ordered. “This is my fight.” The nearby Crystal Royal Guard soldiers gave each other uncertain looks, but nonetheless followed their commander’s orders. They lowered their spears and bows. Shining Armor held a mighty spear in his hooves, pointing towards the lone knight.

The knight scoffed. “How can a four-legged rat like you can wield the spear? It’s impossible to fight me!” Shining Armor replied with an icy cold glare and silence. He gritted his teeth and felt anger in his veins. For some reason, he wanted to kill this knight. Did he insult their new marriage?

The entrance of the castle was now a battlefield. Shining Armor stood underneath an arch, his helmet hiding his brewing rage. The knight readied and was patient, his breath slow and calm. Behind him, the castle doors slowly began to close. Then with a loud slam, the door locked and shut itself. Silence reigned among the ranks of the guards. A mixture of anger and annoyance even mustered among the soldiers, giving scowls and glares towards the tall knight. He had insulted them and they too wanted to fight.

With a battle cry, Shining Armor exploded forward with his sharp spear. He grunted loudly as he made contact by thrusted the pointed end towards his opponent. Instead of evading, the knight hid behind his shield and crouched. The end of the spear collided with the tough shield, sending a loud clattering noise throughout the castle. The impact budged the knight, but in the moment he felt the spear slide across the shield, he side-stepped for the pony’s momentum to shift.

Shining Armor lost his balance due to his strength and fell forward. The knight quickly brought a strong swing down on top of him. Shining Armor rolled to the side just in time as the sharp blade dug into the rock hard floor. With a large clank of metal and stone, the knight lifted his head to see the pony skidding away. Shining Armor made a good amount of space between him and his opponent, trying to create space to recover and attack. However, he soon realized that he was unarmed without anything within reach. The white knight approached the nearby spear and chuckled. He stood proudly in front of the weapon.

"What else can you do now, you beast?" the knight sneered, taunting heavily. His eyes studying Shining Armor's every move, "What you do next may end your life."

Shining Armor glared back as the knight continued.

"Or," the knight said, standing up straight with his sword down and opposite hand out, "Surrender, and I shall get permission to see Lady Cadence!!"

"Never!" Shining Armor bellowed, his horn lighting up in a magenta color.

The spear behind the knight's feet swooped the unaware bipedal creature off his feet. The knight landed with a grunt flat on his back. With a sword lightly grasped in his hand, the sheer weight and force of impact left the knight dazed. His vision blurred, he could see a light twinkle before he realized that this could be the last thing he could see. The knight brought his arm up as the end of the spear penetrated his gauntlet.

"Witchcraft!!" the knight managed to say as unbearable weight tore up his arm’s armor.

The creak of metal and a roar from the captain of the Royal Guard filled the battlefield as the magically tipped spear tore through the tough armor. The knight grunted and attempted to pull the unicorn off of him. Slowly, his gauntlet was deteriorating into only bits and pieces of metal. Shining Armor gave a roar before his horn grew even brighter.

“Argh!” The knight exclaimed before being overwhelmed in bright light. Without a gauntlet, he slid across the ground in supersonic speed and crashed head first into the wall. His helmet made direct contact into the crystal wall, caving in his helmet and leaving the magnificent silver and white armor scratched up and damaged.

The entire castle shook for a second before Shining Armor collapsed to the ground. The sheer shockwave knocked the breath of the white unicorn. By his own attack, he was launched to the wall behind him. His body armor made a cracking noise and he was knocked next to the knight. The knight was groaning in pain as Shining Armor was gasping for air. The foundations of the castle rattled as the guards covered their heads.

A soft rumble followed thereafter, the guards lifted their heads up to see the aftermath of the battle. Shining Armor laid next to the iron knight, unconscious with his cracked metal armor.

"Ugh," the knight's voice groggily said. He lifted his arm without the gauntlet and placed it on his head. "Now, that is a fight!! I expected nothing less from the Captain of the Royal Guard!"

He patted Shining Armor on one of his hindlegs. "Well pony, you've earned very little respect that I never had for you!" he said. Then he sat up. The knight groaned again and felt the dent in his helmet. The knight looked up to see the guards leaning over the railing, staring down at him.

"Now, what are you looking at?!" the knight asked.

"Uh, well, um," a guard weakly spoke up, "W-We were just watching."

"Well then, who won?" the knight asked.

"I mean, it can be a tie and all, and-"

"Who won?"

"Er, I'm guessing that-"

"Aah!! Too loud!" Shining Armor yelled, cradling his head with his hooves. Pain throbbed intensely through his head, it was as if slammed his skull really hard into a wall. His crushed helmet clattered between debris and the wall. The knight who sat by his side gave a small pat on the head.

"You're finally awake, pony," the knight said.

"I'm awake, I'm awake," Shining Armor groaned, putting his hooves on his head, "By the gods, that hurts!!" He gave another sound of pain and rested his chin on the ground.

"What materials are used on that helmet?" the knight asked, pointing towards Shining Armor's armor.

Shining Armor winced with closed eyes. "Gold, a little bit of bronze, and other things," Shining Armor mumbled.

The knight began to chuckle.

“Ahh, you ponies are foolish creatures indeed! Imbeciles! To use gold as armor!" the knight said, leaning against the rubble around him.

"Why does my head hurt?!" Shining Armor said again, his head throbbing in pain.

"I advise you to see a doctor," the knight suggested. “You need to get it checked out.” The knight then shifted his attention to the guards watching above. After a few seconds of prolonged eye contact, the knight exclaimed.

"Go get a doctor, you bumbling buffoons!" the knight yelled towards the guards.

"Y-Yes, right away!!" a guard said. The said guard motioned a few other guards and they immediately set off into the castle.

"Now, we shall play the waiting game," the knight said as Shining Armor face planted onto the ground.

"Urgh, it hurts!"

"Suck it up, you wanker."

Some time later...

"Well, Captain Shining Armor, sir, you've got a skull fracture," a crystal pony doctor in a white coat said, gleaming over his paper and then towards the captain’s bandaged head. He had a stethoscope around his neck and obscure gems in jars around the room. The crystals gave a faint glow, as if mimicking a steady heartbeat. The white bandages wrapped his entire head like a mummy. Shining Armor then asked a question.

"Is it bad?"

"A crack in your skull, sir?" the doctor said, "Yes."

"How long then?" Shining Armor's muffled voice said from under the bandages.

"A few weeks at the least, but five months at most," the doctor said. He paused and looked around. Then he approached Shining Armor’s ears. "And if I may ask, what is that thing?” He whispered.

"What? I made sure I applied the cream for my butt this morning! It shouldn’t show!"

"Not that sir, but this weird monkey knight sitting here," the doctor whispered, indirecting pointing towards the white knight sitting in a very tiny chair. The knight could only fit a single buttock on the chair, but he patiently waited and rocked back and forth.

"Oh, him?!!" Shining Shining exclaimed, leaping up from the bed he sat at. A burst of pain rushed to his head, making him fall out of bed. Right onto his back.

"Ooh, my back!!" Shining Armor yelled in pain.

The knight sat with his back to the chair and had his legs out. With one buttcheek dangling from the chair, he started to laugh. He chuckled low and pointed towards the bandaged pony struggling on the ground. At that moment, the doctor called a few nurses to assist him.

"Shining Armor, was it?" the knight asked, getting up from his seat.

His bruised armor creaked, letting his loud footsteps approach the surprised medical ponies. What stood before them towered over each and every one of them. The alien’s white armor gleamed in the light, but was dull due to the scratches.

The doctor and nurse was very intimidated by the knight, and did not know what to do. They backed away from the strange creature.

"Help! My back hurts!!" Shining Armor pleaded.

The nurses and doctor gave each other looks. They wanted to help the patient, but the knight’s menacing glare prevented them. Who knew what he could do? The knight calmly approached the captain and cracked his knuckles. The bones cracking in his hands made the medical ponies wince.

"I'll assist you," the knight calmly said.

The doctor and nurses backed away immediately and watched his hands grab onto Shining Armor.

"Are you ready, pony?"

"N-No! No! No! I'm not re-"

A very large crack was heard.

"EAAARRGH!!"

The nurses and doctor held their breath and held in their screams. With the movement of his wrist, the knight cracked Shining Armor’s back into place. He began to take deep rapid breaths, feeling the pain to be no more. The knight then gently placed him down on the bed and brushed his hands.

"Feel better?" he asked.

Shining Armor groaned and muttered with a nod of thanks.

“That’s good.”

The doctor and the pair of nurses were back into a corner, still unsure what to do. Before they could say anything, the knight asked a question.

"Where is Lady Cadence?"

His tone was authoritative and firm. His strong commanding voice and his rigid posture gave a position of power. His eyes stared into one of the nurses, his eyes that desired an answer.

"Y-You mean the princess?" a nurse quietly replied.

"Yes, her." the knight said, taking a step towards them. The ponies backed away deeper into the corner. "Where can I find her?"

"She's... sleeping..." the second nurse mumbled.

“I see,” the knight said, tilting his head towards the window. Darkness had claimed for the time being. He respectfully bowed. “My apologies for disturbing you. And I understand that Lady Cadence needs her rest.” He lifted his head. “There are injured guards by the gate that need medical attention. And I shall return in the morning. Good night.”

The knight turned around towards the door and walked away. The doctor and nurses were speechless. Their mouths agape in shock, the doctor struggled to fix his glasses.

"Cadence, sweetie?" Shining Armor muttered, "I know the name Flurry Heart sounds stupid, but it just might work!"

Chapter 3: My Sword, My Shield

Chapter 3: My Sword, My Shield

“Shining Armor!” Princess Cadence exclaimed, galloping to his side. “What happened to you?”

Shining Armor’s tongue stuck out from his mouth, his unconscious expression covered by the sea of bandages. He swayed back and forth in a rhythmic manner.

“He got hurt, my princess,” the doctor said, “Very hurt.”

“Oh, Shining!” Cadence said, snuggling her face into his. “What exactly happened to him?” Her face full of worry faced towards the doctor.

He gave a very puzzled look and recollected the night before. “I apologize Princess Cadence, but we have no idea what happened last night.” A nearby nurse nodded her head in agreement. “We were just about to wrap up for the night in the infirmary, until one of the guards told us to get ready. Next thing you know, we had Captain Shining Armor with a cracked skull.”

“It’s okay baby, I’m here,” Cadence said, rubbing her face on him. She pecked a kiss on Shining Armor’s hoof. “How long until he recovers, doctor?” She asked.

“At least a few weeks, my princess. Even then, we can’t let him do any active activities.” The doctor explained. “It’ll be at least six months for a full recovery.”

“Six months?!” Shining Armor’s muffled voice exclaimed. “I thought you said five!”

“I said a few weeks to a five months and six months is only a step towards a full recovery, sir. And with all due respect, you should rest and let your wound heal. It will be for the best.” The doctor faced Princess Cadence. “You’re free to see him anytime while we’re not administering care, my princess. Now, excuse us.” The doctor and the two nurses gave her a respectful bow and left the room.

“What am I going to do here for a few months, Cadence?” Shining Armor exclaimed. “We were supposed to attend that royal meeting and go on our honeymoon afterwards!”

Cadence pressed her lips against Shining Armor’s bandaged face. “I can always wait,” she giggled and kissed him again. “I’ll always try to visit you when I can.”

Shining Armor gave a sad smile. He knew that Cadence was a very busy princess and won’t have any time in the end to attend to him. But he stayed optimistic. “I’m glad.” He smiled.

“But Shining,” Cadence said with worry, “With your injury, do you think you’ll be fit enough to attend the meeting?”

“Um, er, if I can’t, I’ll have Stronghoof to fill me in. He’s a reliable lieutenant. And I trust him,” Shining Armor said through his forced smile. He gave a small sigh, his role at the meeting to be at her side. It deeply saddened him. Cadence saw this and kissed him again.

“Oh Shining, don’t let that get to your head! Even if you’re off duty, you’ll always be my knight. You’ll always be my sword, my shield. And my husband. Nothing will ever change that, okay?” She gave a brilliant cheerful smile. It warmed Shining Armor from the heart, letting him to smile genuinely again.

“A platoon of our guards were wiped out last night during the defense,” a strong royal guard said, sitting next to Shining Armor. “But we have to thank the gods nopony was killed in the attack last night.”

“Nopony killed?” Shining Armor asked.

“Yes, sir,” Stronghoof replied with a firm nod and shuffled his papers. The tall, yellow, muscular guard held a strong composure. While he wasn’t a crystal pony, he was Shining Armor’s most trusted lieutenant. “Only minor scratches and bruises. We were very lucky.”

“I see, I see,” Shining Armor said, scratching his chin. “But are you sure you can handle being a substitute for me?” He asked with worry.

Stronghoof gave a strong nod in reply. “Yes sir, I am very sure. All the guards were just roughed up.” He paused and looked up from his papers. His golden eyes stared into his. “Except you of course.”

“It must’ve been that damn knight,” Shining Armor said through his teeth. “He wanted Cadence for some reason.”

“Princess Cadence, sir?” Stronghoof asked, a bit filled with surprise. He almost dropped his papers and recollected himself. “Shall I double the number of guards around the castle?”

Shining Armor shook his head. “No need, Stronghoof. However, remember the royal meeting that the princesses must gather for in Canterlot?” He asked.

“Yes sir, I do.”

“Due to my injuries, I trust you be keep Cadence safe and always be by her side,” Shining Armor said, rubbing his head. “I believe you know what to do.”

“Yes sir,” Stronghoof saluted, “I will do everything in my power and follow your orders.”

“Thank you, Stronghoof,” Shining Armor said with a smile. “I now know that she is safe.”

“I shall take my leave, Captain,” Stronghoof said with a small bow. “I have to prepare the soldiers and must leave you to rest.”

And just like that, Shining Armor was now alone again. He sighed and closed his eyes, feeling himself drift into the land of dreams. He recollected the moment he met Cadence and the day of the wedding. Shining Armor smiled and began to go into a slumber. “I’ll always serve you, my princess.”

“Atteeention!!” Stronghoof bellowed with a powerful voice. A large platoon of crystal pony guards saluted in unison. Each crystal pony sat at a desk with their helmet on the table in a very large room. Their coats sparkled with many colors along with their armor.

“At ease!” The crystal ponies placed their hooves down. Stronghoof stood at a stand and had a map of Canterlot out on a large board. “All of you may know that a royal meeting is taking place in Canterlot,” Stronghoof said, “And many of you wondering why I am briefing you instead of Captain Shining Armor.”

The soldiers murmured quietly among them and then they quickly simmered down. “Captain Shining Armor is injured and cannot resume to his duties. Temporarily, I will be the head of organizing the security for Canterlot. We must make sure no changeling presses through ever since the royal wedding not too long ago. While our security has fortified and we have had no incident relating with changelings, I shall now begin our briefing on the Canterlot Castle itself.”

A gloomy aura penetrated through the air, a mist of green and black whispering out from a dank dark cave. Pods dripped in green and oozed out bright goo. Hooves of dark changelings pattered around the eggs, taking care of their young and guarding captured living things. A few muffled ponies in pods watched the beady cyan eyes of the changelings. All they wanted to do was go back home. All they wanted to do was go back to Canterlot.

The massive cave stretched for miles without end, as if it was an ever expansive maze. Changelings flew in droves high in the cave and also trotted on the cold damp floor. A couple of higher ranked soldiers, changelings with a tougher exterior patrolled the entrance of the caves. All changelings were trained to fight, some more than others. Deep within the cave, a decorated changeling with a dashing red color instead of the normal cyan walked through. “Captain Crimson Shell, do you deliver the news to the Queen?” A changeling soldier asked.

The captain shook his head. “Negative. However, I did see your report on your scouting, soldier. Very impressive,” he said with a smile. His smile then broke quickly. “It’s just that these damn caves are getting the better of me.”

“The Queen did say that this cave is only a temporary place to stay for the time being,” the changeling soldier explained. “The Queen’s chamber is just up ahead, sir.”

“Thank you, soldier.”

Crimson Shell continued, his hooves splashing into small puddles and bumping into small rocks. Very soon, he found himself at the mouth of the cave of his queen’s chamber. “My Queen, are you awake?”

A female voice murmured in reply. “Crimsoooon Sheeeelllll, is that you?”

“Oh fucking lord,” Crimson Shell recoiled with a sour expression. “My Queen, are you drinking again?” He jogged into the cave to see his beautiful queen under the influence of Canterlot’s alcohol. “Queen Chrysalis, while ponies’ liquor is a bliss, you must stay sober and keep up our morale!” He rushed to her side. Queen Chrysalis, the Queen of Changelings laid down in a dented boulder, drunk and smelly.

Crimson Shell made a face to sniff a pungent smell from his dear Queen. “My Queen, have you washed lately?”

“Crimson Shell!!” Queen Chrysalis said, falling out of her stone bed and onto the cave floor. With a large crash, she stumbled towards the captain. “H-Have you tried drinking any of this yeeeet?” She leaned into her guard, who was much smaller than her. Her breath reeked and stunk, making Crimson Shell almost hurl.

“My Queen, please, drink some water and sleep! We cannot let your subjects know that you’re drunk!” Queen Chrysalis’ blushing red face leaned into his own. “Oh, so you want to sleep with me!” She rubbed her hoof into Crimson Shell’s face. You dirty captain!” She purred, “Are you taking advantage of your own Queen?”

“We’ve been this over many times, my Queen, I have no interest in mating.” Crimson Shell said, trying to push his Queen off of her. While Crimson Shell’s size was only to that of a normal Changeling, he was the Captain of the Changeling Army and also Queen Chrysalis’ advisor. While she never acted like this, it was clear that she was weak to alcohol.

Queen Chrysalis purred even more and hugged Crimson Shell close. She then giggled. “Look, Crimson Shell! she exclaimed. One of her large hooves were inside of his holed legs. “I’m inside of you!” Then she got close to his ears. “Then you’ll be the one inside of me.”

“My Queen, please calm down. I shouldn’t have left you with a crate of alcohol in the first place. Besides, I came here to inform you of the upcoming meeting in Canterlot Castle,” he said, resisting her affection.

“That won’t be the only thing coming from you,” Queen Chrysalis teased, beginning to lick his hoof. “So, have a drink!” She said, shoving the tip of a bottle into Crimson Shell’s mouth with her magic. He sputtered and felt the alcohol burn his throat. Tears welled up in his before swatting the bottle away with his hooves. Queen Chrysalis’ magic caught the bottle and the erupting liquid from mid-air. The captain coughed and hacked, feeling the unbearable taste of alcohol over his tastebuds.

Queen Chrysalis placed the drink back into the bottle drip by drip and drop by drop. “Messy Crimson Shell! Don’t waste your food!” She said in a sternly teasing tone. She placed the open bottle on a nearby stone table.

“You’re too drunk,” he groaned, giving a face of disgust with the alcohol still on his tongue.

“I’m only drunk because of a celebration!” Queen Chrysalis said, using her magic to carry Crimson Shell back to her rock bed. “ Abaddon has already infiltrated and will deliver me news soon!” She said gleefully, lying down on the stone bed. She placed Crimson Shell next to him, who was surprised to hear the name, ‘Abaddon’.

“My Queen, don’t tell me that-”

“Shh, my dear Crimson Shell, be a good soldier and service your Queen,” she said, sticking her tongue out. “I know you adore the taste of me. That’s why I haven’t washed in a bit.” Crimson Shell felt that he was going to hurl from his Queen’s powerful musk. “Now, you know what to do, Crimson Shell. It’s an order.”

Crimson Shell pressed on and nodded. His Queen’s orders were absolute. Queen Chrysalis’ face turned into an expression of delight and pleasure as his face got closer and closer between her legs.