Skri'jal awoke with a start for no reason, but he suspected those fucking annoying ponies had something to do with it. looking outside, he saw them trying to move the luggage, but they were failing miserably. So Skri'jal walked over, dragged it all back to the train, and got on a seat. For all intents and purposes, he was just glad the trip was over. Then, Lerisha sat next to him, obviously.
"Heeey!" Said Lerisha cheerfully to Skri'jal, who was not in the mood for anyone's shit, especially not hers.
"Lerisha, please go piss someone else off. I just woke up, and my self restraint is at it's minimum." Lerisha humphed.
"You'll slip one day, devil. And I'm going to laugh the whole time." Skri'jal gave Lerisha an odd look in response.
"You're a fucking sadist, you know that?" Said Skri'jal with a worried expression.
"Thank you!" Said Lerisha.
"Lerisha, Why won't you just fuck one of the stallions around here? It'd save us both a lot of time and pain." Said Skri'jal.
"Aww, but I already got them all. I've just got one left, though!" Skri'jal was horrified and amazed at the same time. Two weeks, and the succubus has fucked and sucked every male in a 300-mile vicinity but one.
"I don't want to know." Said Skri'jal simply.
"Know what, Skri?" Lerisha asked innocently. Skri'jal facepalmed.
"You're going to make me ask, aren't you?" He asked exasperatedly.
"Depends on the question, Skri-wee." She said simply, seduction dripping off every word. Confound these pet names!
"Guh, fine. Who's... The last poor, er... Lucky... guy this time?" He asked slowly. Lerisha laughed sweetly, putting her arm jokingly around Skri'jal, who looked at it with ever-so-slight disgust.
"Simple, my dear skri-wee..." She stopped to suddenly haul herself on top of the devil, utterly shocking him as she put her mouth to his ear.
"The last one... Is you, Skri-wee." She said huskily.
"On a TRAIN!?!?!? Have you no shame, succubus!?!? There are children here!!!" Indeed, everyone in the car was now looking at them, expressions ranging from horrified to slightly turned on.
"Oh, please, Skri. You wouldn't care about publicity if you were killing something." Said Lerisha.
"Not the point! Get off me, she-beast!!!" Skri'jal struggled, but his arms were pinned. "Lerisha, people are watching, you whore!" Shouted Skri'jal. By now, Twilight was covering Spike's eyes in a desperate bid to preserve his innocence. Lerisha just laughed some more.
"I told you, Skri... You'd slip up sometime, and I'd just laugh. Now, keep struggling... It feels so much better that way..." Moaned Lerisha. Skri'jal struggled harder, despite her reactions, desperately trying to break free before she gave him something he didn't want. Finally, the train stopped, and Most of the passengers in the car hurried off as fast as they could, except for the weirdos who were enjoying this. Finally, after a brief struggle, Skri'jal managed to free his hand, grabbed Lerisha's right breast, and squeezed, using his claws. Lerisha moaned in a mixture of pain and pleasure, but ultimately released him. As Skri'jal ran off the train, he shouted for the whole world to hear:
"Ha! Eat it, whore! My virginity is secured once again!!!" He then ran off cheering, ignoring the looks he was getting from passerby.

later

Skri'jal smiled as he entered the cellar. The past two weeks had only given him more reasons to hate/fear the beach. But, now he was back in the cellar, the one place Lerisha couldn't rape him. "Home, sweet home." Skri'jal said. He then tossed his bag in a corner. After he finished unpacking, Applejack walked in. "You want something?" Skri'jal asked.
"I's just makin' sure you unpacked. Apple buckin' season's tomorrow." Applejack said.
"All ready done. Just make sure Lerisha stays away from me. I've got enough to do without her trying to rape me every five minutes." Skri'jal replied.
"Can do, Pardner. See ya tomorrow." Applejack said. With that, she left. Skri'jal knew Lerisha Would try to fuck him to night and so he barred the cellar door before going to bed.

Author's Note

Wow, that was an odd chapter. But, let's face it, you loved it. And, for those who want to contribute to this porn-tastic masterpiece, I'm looking for cover art for this story, since I can't draw worth crap. Like any good challenge, you draw, put a link to your porn, er, masterpiece, in the comments, and the winner gets their picture posted up as the cover art! Good luck, peeps.