Of hunters and whores. A tale of two demons.

by Uberdeathninja

Chapter 8: Lerisha saves the day!

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Lerisha woke in the library the next day, her hammer propped on a nightstand beside her. Skri'jal was gone hunting, leaving her alone today. She didn't like how Skri'jal pushed her away all the time, but she guessed that that was their dynamic now; She made her advances, and Skri'jal pushed her away. Lerisha sighed, then got up, sitting upright.
"No, I'm not gonna let that sourpuss ruin my day!" She said. Then, she went into the main room of the library, a determined look on her face.
"I'm gonna do something productive today, and show that sour old devil that I can be worth his time!" She declared, And she grabbed her hammer and went for the door, determined to find something to do. As she walked around, she saw the town too carefree for anything she could do, unless someone desperately needed a blowjob. Suddenly, a giant roar rang throughout the town, sending the township fleeing into their homes. Looking around, Lerisha discovered the source of the noise: A giant, flaming demon, at least twenty feet tall, was trashing the town.
"WHERE IS HIS HEART!? WHERE IS MY BROTHER'S HEART!?" The fiery behemoth roared, ripping up buildings, sending the residents within them scattering.
"Holy Hell! That demon's terrorizing the town!" Cried Lerisha, master of exclaiming the obvious.
"This is... perfect!!! I'll slay this demon, take his heart, and then Skri'jal will have to respect me! It's heroine time!" She cried, running toward the carnage, her giant hammer in tow.
"GIVE ME MY BROTHER'S HEART, WORMS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL UNLESS YOU-" The giant demon was interrupted by a giant hammer to the face, and he looked toward his attacker: a voluptuous female demon of sorts, with a giant, evil-looking hammer in her hands.
"Hey, ugly!" Lerisha called. "I'm gonna beat your face into a pulp unless you leave these innocent ponies alone!"
The fiery demon roared, sending lava flying everywhere.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN HARM THE MIGHTY BALITH?! YOU STUPID, RAPE-ABLE WHORE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TO DEATH!!!" Roared the demon Balith, but Lerisha stood firm.
"If you can catch me, Fail-ith!" Lerisha spread her wings, and leaped into the air, straight toward Balith's head. Balith roared, swatting the air, but Lerisha was too fast. Once she had an opening, Lerisha smashed her hammer into Balith's head, knocking him down.
"WHAT!? MY BROTHER"S HEART... IT'S IN YOUR HAMMER!!! I'LL KILL YOU, BIIIIITCH!!!!!" Balith roared, fire spouting from his mouth as he screamed "Biiiiitch". Then he got up, and made a desperate grab for Lerisha, who dodged nimbly, but Balith caught her skirt, tearing it off of her.
"Eeeek! You pervert! That skirt was expensive!!!" Shrieked Lerisha, who was blushing furiously as she swung her hammer at Balith's head while trying to cover her exposed "Hello Kitty" panties. The hammer made contact with the side of Balith's head, causing it to explode, sending boiling blood and small bits of charred brain matter to go everywhere, especially on Lerisha.
"... EEEEW!!! Ew, ew, ewewewewew!!!!!" Screamed Lerisha as she desperately tried to wipe the boiling ichor from herself. Meanwhile, the town was cheering at their new, half-dressed hero, causing her to look up at the cheering masses.
"Incredible!"
"Amazing!"
"Are those Hello Kitty panties?"
The masses cheered as Lerisha struck a heroic pose, then addressed her new fans:
"Yes, yes, Balith is slain, you can continue peacefully with your lives, now." Called Lerisha from the slain demon's back. Suddenly, The mane six come running up, looking bewildered at the demon, then Lerisha, who was striking a pose on the demon's back, half naked.
"What in the name of Celestia is going on here!?" Demanded Twilight, and the crowd quieted and parted.
"Uh, I saved the town?" Replied Lerisha quietly.
"I can see that, but what the heck is THAT!?" Cried Twilight, pointing at the headless demon.
"I don't know. He just said he was looking for his brother's earthly remains, then tried to kill everyone."
Twilight tried to respond, but was interrupted by a quite loud voice:
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?" Shouted Skri'jal, his voice shattering windows and eardrums alike.
Lerisha suddenly looked very meek as Skri'jal stomped toward Lerisha.
"Uh, hi, Skri'jal..." Said Lerisha softly.
"Lerisha, you have two seconds to tell me why the fuck a giant demon is lying dead, and you're standing on top of it half-naked. And are those "Hello Kitty" panties?" Skri'jal asked, furious.
"Uh... I just saved the town..." Whimpered Lerisha.
"You? Save a town? I find that very, very hard to believe. Yet, there is this demon here..." Said Skri'jal, calming down.
"Yeah! I saved a town! What do you think about that, huh?" Lerisha boasted, striking another pose.
"I think you're covered in demon ichor, half naked, and need a bath. Good work, though." Said Skri'jal, slapping Lerisha on the butt as he walked away, causing her no end of embarrassment as her face turned the brightest shade of red she'd ever turned.

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