Of hunters and whores. A tale of two demons.
Chapter 3: Trains deserve their own circle of Hell.
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSkri'jal-mevix and Lerisha were released from the infirmary after two minutes. Twilight and her friends were going to stay in Canterlot because Celestia was now going to have a press conference because of the two demons. The following day, the eight ponies and two demons were in the room surrounded by reporters and the like. The reported swarmed the two demons with ridiculous questions.
"What are your favorite dishes?"
"Are you a male or female?"
"What are your daily lives like?"
"What do you do for fun?"
"Why do you both have similar features if you are different races?" The reporters asked. Lerisha struggled to keep up with the questions while Skri'jal seemed to pop off answers as fast as they could ask questions. After the press conference, Skri'jal went to sleep. Lerisha asked to sleep in the same room as him. the next morning an especially grouchy Skri'jal and an unusually elated Lerisha joined the mane six at breakfast.
"Why the long face?" Rainbow Dash Snickered at her own pun.
"I was born with it." Skri'jal retorted.
"What's got you down then?" Rainbow asked again.
"The fact that she was in my room last night." Skri'jal said.
"Oh please, you were sleeping on the floor." Lerisha retorted.
"Point is, I don't like you." Skri'jal retorted back. The two demons glared at each other before returning to their meals. At that moment, Prince Blueblood walked in.
"Auntie Celestia, what is this savage doing in my seat?" Blueblood said.

Skri'jal Responded. Blueblood was a dead motherfucker.
"Now you did it." Lerisha said, moving over two seats so the flying blood wouldn't get in her food.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Skri'jal screamed as he charged Blueblood, Who's reflexes were sadly inadequate for the WAAAGHing devil. Lerisha rolled her eyes at the ballistic devil. If there was one thing angrier than a Belligerent Engine, it was a ballistic, pissed off, WAAAGHing Skri'jal-mevix. The mane six and the princesses stared in horror as Skri'jal beat Blue blood to within an inch of his life in one very long WAAAGH.
"I-I th-think I n-need a doctor." Blueblood managed to say before he passed out. Two guards carried him to the infirmary having seen this coming from a mile away.
30 minutes later
Pinkie was running her mouth while hopping around Skri'jal while Lerisha was trying and failing to get in his pants. The train Itself was probably among the top ten gayest things in existence he's seen. Rarity was complaining about the viscera in his mane, and Rainbow was bragging about her stunts and stuff. Fluttershy wasn't pissing him off because she was cowering on the other side of the train car. Applejack was pestering him about working on her farm, and Twilight was asking what he ate.
"So, Where'd you get that knife?" Rainbow asked.
"That is not a story you'd want to hear." Skri'jal said.
"Of course I wanna hear it it's probably some totally awesome defiant last stand or something." Rainbow said.
"You weren't there, you cannot even begin comprehend the scale of that massacre I went through." Skri'jal said, his eyes narrowing. every one in the car paled at this brutal revelation, even Lerisha.
"W-What happened?" Fluttershy asked.
"The Nazis happened." Skri'jal said. "We only won the battle by the skin of our teeth." He continued.
"What are Nazis?" Twilight asked.
"I'd say they were people, but after the things they did, you couldn't call them that. Can we drop this subject, it brings back bittersweet memories." Skri'jal said.
"Okay. I probably don't want to know any way." Twilight said.
5 minutes later
after arriving in Ponyville, Skri'jal and the girls Began to make there way to Twilight's house.
"So where are we going, again?" Skri'jal asked.
"The town library." Twilight said.
"do you have business there?" Lerisha asked.
"No. But I live there." Twilight said.
"So you're a book merchant?" Skri'jal guessed.
"No, I'm a librarian." Twilight responded.
"Is there any real difference?" Skri'jal retorted as they arrived.
"Other than librarians only lend books temporarily, I guess not." Twilight said as she opened the door. "Spike! we're back!" Twilight yelled, calling her assistant down.
"Coming!" Spike yelled back. A door opened upstairs and what appeared to Skri'jal as a purple devil hatchling started down, only to trip on a crack in the floor.
"Ouch." Skri'jal said after Spike tumbled down the stairs and was subsequently buried by books.
"He'll be fine." Twilight said as she levitated the books back on to the shelf.
"The fuck is he?" Skri'jal said.
"I'm a dragon." Spike said. "Jeez, Twilight. Your new friend is a jerk." Spike said.
"I'm also easily pissed, and you don't want to know what I'm capable of." Skri'jal said with a hint of pride in his voice. Spike turned around and his rage was quickly replaced with a sense of admiration at the sight of what appeared to be another dragon.
"Wow! are you a dragon?" Spike asked Skri'jal, completely oblivious to Skri'jal's succubus companion.
"No, He's just a devil. A mean, ugly, and ornery devil." Lerisha said. Spike looked at her and got a nose bleed.
"Uhh..." spike said as he stared at the voluptuous figure in front of him. Skri'jal picked him up by the scruff of his neck and hauled him upstairs on all fours like a wolf.
"And stay up here until I say other wise." Skri'jal said in a commanding voice after placing Spike in the first bedroom he could find. Spike grumbled as Skri'jal walked away. Skri'jal glared at Twilight as he returned to the lobby. "Why didn't you tell us you had a minor here?" Skri'jal said. He wasn't about to promote this kind of behavior in anything.
"He's already had the talk, I didn't think it would be a problem." Twilight said.
"It's a problem because she..." Skri'jal said jerking his thumb at Lerisha "... is a nymphomaniac. She doesn't care if they're under-age, as long as they have a dick and they're hard. Why do you think I said to keep her on a tight metaphorical leash?" Skri'jal said. Then the rest of the Mane six started defending Twilight for hours.
"Well, as much as I'd love to see this escalate, I think we should start figuring out where we're sleeping." Lerisha said.
"I'll stay here, you six can decide who gets stuck with her." Skri'jal said.
"Well... Ah'v got a brother An' Pinkie lives with her bosses." Applejack said.
"Well I don't want her around Sweetie Belle." Rarity said.
"Well I'm already here. So that rules out Twilight." Skri'jal said.
"Actually, I could watch Lerisha and you could go with one of the girls," Twilight said.
"You know, that actually sounds like a good idea... But you have spike here and he's a minor." Skri'jal said.
"Oh come on. I'm not that shameless." Lerisha said.
"And I should take your word for it?" Skri'jal said.
"If I even think they're doing it, I'll subject her to a few of the more painful tests I have in my basement." Twilight said.
"Fine. Not like it'll ever happen anyway." Lerisha said.
"Than I'll stay with Applejack. I'm considering taking her up on that job offer." Skri'jal said
"WHAT? YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH HER? BUT... I'M LIKE TWENTY PERCENT COOLER!" Rainbow hollered.
"Did you take on Imperial Japanese zeros over the pacific ocean? I thought not." Skri'jal said.
"What?" Twilight asked.
"The Imperial Japan was one of Nazi Germany's Allies during world war two, the same war as D-day." Skri'jal said
"Oh. I probably don't want to know the rest." Twilight said. Skri'jal drew his combat knife that he named blood fang and read the scripture on the sides.
"Numquam obliviscar. Numquam cedere." Skri'jal said.
"What?" Rarity asked.
"Never forget. Never surrender." Skri'jal said. "We should go Applejack." He said.
"Alright." She said. And at that, Every one headed for there respective homes.
Author's Note
I was listening to this while righting the train scene:

