Onegai Pony / Love is Explosive

by aerobolt

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance
Length: 2929

Love can be mistaken so often and it seems that some ponies are going to learn that. THE HARD WAY!!!

A small request made by an old friend (the artist behind my picutes)

This small fic is just purely a comedy/romantic twist (maybe a bit saucy)!
How can 2 souls fall in love by diferent reasons and how will they react once they know the truth? the answer?

Some good old explosive (literaly) love!!!

Published 2012-09-26 02:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-26 02:04:01 UTC

Can I blow your heart?

In a green and lush valley, the birds sang happily. The wind blew the leaves on the nearby trees while a water stream ran along the walk path. Nothing seemed to take this heavenly sense that could be felt on such sunny and cloudless day. if heavened existed then this was the closest thing to it. that is if you ignored a single detail among the area... but still nothing would take away this sense of peace...

Not even when a sturdy, triple reinforced metal plate, pressurized, blast door opened to let a single innocent looking, white coated unicorn out her small looking high tech cottage.

The wind brushed her green and black mane, making it flow gently. Her straight and well cut mane seemed to give her a truly innocent look. That is… if one would ignore her radioactive cutie mark…

Trotting happily along the path, the mare un-scrolled one of several blueprints. Her eyes scanned, through her glasses, every single detail. Not taking more than a few seconds she placed the blue print on her saddle and took a small gadget in a shape of a mine. On the bottom of the gadget was imprinted “NL-Mine MKII”.

She looked both ways of the path to see if somepony would happen to be crossing the same path and the moment she looked forward the second time she spotted a Pegasus.

“A Pegasus walking?!” already in her mind was being processed several reasons for the natural flying pony to be walking down on the path. But soon she quit reasoning with herself and quickly set the mine.

“Well flying or not, I think you should be a fine testing subject!!” she giggled at the end of her sentence, finishing up concealing the mine.

Moving a few meters away, she took a sit on the grass and kept looking at the Pegasus walking down the path. Her smile getting bigger as the poor soul got closer to his fate. Noticing the Pegasus was carrying something on his saddle, she did a quick mental test if the items where to be damaged or not. She concluded that the items would be ok by taking in account that he was a Pegasus and was sure to react on instinct was he was airborne.

The unaware Pegasus kept going along the path way, seeing the scenery. The light blue pegasus seemed to be looking for something as he stopped several times and looked at the scenery. He kept looking to the stream of water that went along the path. Unfortunately it didn’t take long before he was a couple of meters away.

“Here!” unknowing he stopped, just a breath away from the concealed mine “This is perfect!” he took off the saddle and placed at his side, right on top of the mine.

The white unicorn was dumbstruck when he placed his belongings on top of the mine and nothing happened “B-b-b-but how?!” quickly she thought that the weight of the bag wasn’t enough to trigger the mine. “Oh silly me!” she placed a hoof in her mouth and giggled softly, closing her eyes while thinking how her previous reaction was funny

The Pegasus kept searching in his belonging dropping several items on the ground. The mare inspected some of the items and noticed that one of the items was a portable game. That item could be severely damaged if the mine triggered.

She quickly found a solution and went to a quick check of the scenario. Her plan was simple, if she could stay on top of the mine, then he could take those items away from harm’s way... Not that she was in the mood to self-experiment but at least she wouldn’t damage anything

Without thinking for the consequences she ran to the spot where the Pegasus was and, without warning, jumped on top of him.

“Auch… hey watc-“ the Pegasus stopped in mid-sentence when his eyes focused on what was on top of him. Time seem to stop, while he gazed the white mare. For a moment he just froze and took a few seconds to intake what was happening. A beautiful, innocent looking mare, was on top of him. And to top it up, the wind seemed to brush her hair making her look like some sort of muse.

“My glasses… where are they…” the mare seemed to be worried but made sure she kept putting pressure on the spot she was, she couldn’t see well but noticed she was on top of something soft. In her mind it was just his belonging in between her hooves.

When she made a little bit more of pressure the Pegasus stiffed, feeling a chill running along his spine. He was about to say something when he felt her front hooves scanning through his body, making him blush from the strange caress.

It didn’t take long before she found her glasses and before putting them on, she cleaned them a bit. For the unicorn it was just something normal but for the Pegasus still trapped in between her hooves, it was nowhere normal.

The way she slowly opened her mouth to let out a small breath, the gentle way she grabbed her glasses, her semi opened eyes and the way the wind made her hair flow was making the Pegasus think he died and was in heaven.

Slowly the mare putted the glasses and, still on top of him, began to speak.

“I am so sorr-“ When she opened her eyes and realized that she wasn’t sitting on top of his belonging but on top of HIM a sudden blush came across her face. “I-i-i…” for the first time in her life she couldn’t think of something to say in this situation.

“It-it’s not a p-p-problem” the Pegasus looked the other way to avoid stuttering any further but feeling her like this wasn’t helping.

A few seconds passed without either of them pronounced another word, both trying not to look at each other.

“C-could you.. p-please m-m-m-move a-a-side?”

“Erhh.. i-i… cant…”

“w-w-why?”

“hmm you see… I have this thing…” these words seemed to spark something inside the stallion, boosting his self-esteem thinking he had such a beautiful mare that had a crush on him.

“w-what kind of *gulp* thing?” a nervous smile crept in his face, thinking that this would be his lucky day. After all it wasn’t every day that a mare would jump on somepony to declare like that.

“its… complicated…”

“h-how complicated?”

“uhmm you see i… how can I put it bluntly… err… you... hmmm... mine?!” placing a hoof on her mouth to cover the word ‘mine’ so she could hide her embarrassment she only hoped that the word ‘mine’ would bring him to the problem below him and probably help her to solve it.

“I-I… it’s all so sudden..”

“I know…” her ears dropped a bit in shame that she had to confess such thing. Still with her hoof on her mouth she nimble it a bit to take out some stress that was building inside her. But what happened next made her gasp.

She felt his hoof reach for her cheek, caressing gently and slowly turn her face towards him. Looking at him she noticed that he seemed confident?! ‘Isnt he afraid?!?’ she thought

“And what is the name of such beautiful mare?” his words seemed to make her bloodstream focus on her cheeks only.

“R-Radiowaves…”

“Radiowaves… hmmm I like it… sounds cute. I am Zeeke. pleasure to meet you”.

For a moment that seemed to last for an eternity they just gazed to each other’s eyes. Each one having different overview of what was going on but in that confusion something was ‘clicking’. Slowly they both came closer to each other, never taking eyes from each other.

“I don’t… I don’t think it’s safe…” Radio spoke softly, a small smile crept on her face, a blush still engraved on her cheeks “like this…” she felt him pull, cutting the thin distance between them. In her eyes he was the bravest Pegasus on earth, not fearing a mine and even have time to flirt with her in that dire situation, how could she resist?

“It’s ok… I don’t mind” his voice was matching her “as long as is it with you…” in his eyes he saw such innocent looking unicorn that was shy and had to go through a lot to confess like this, how could he resist?

Slowly he kept pulling her closer and closer, their eyes flickered with light, almost if they were dancing with each other. For each inch they got closer their eyes closed a bit more and in returned, shyly they opened their mouths, preparing to feel what was imminent.

Nothing could take them away from their newly found fire for each other, this new desire, curiosity and romance seemed to bound them together in a ways that it would take something really big to take them out of their trance.

They were only a breath away, mouths ready to make contact to each other when a click sound was heard.

The valley that was known for its peaceful and quietness was rocked by a small tremor. A huge pillar of light was formed, sending out a shock wave that roamed through the valley, blowing away some leaves on the trees. The sudden outburst seemed to silence every other noise, almost as if the green pasture was trying to figure out what just happened.

At the center of this silence now reside a small crater on the ground. but the silence was cut after a few seconds

A splash sound was heard when the Pegasus fell to the water while some other noises could be heard in a bush that now had two white hooves upside-down. Soon enough the white unicorn popped out of the bush and landed gracefully on the ground.

“Auch… that was… a tiny little bit more powerful that I though” Radiowaves looked to the ground to inspect the crater “no major damage to physical elements it seems, then I can assume the experience is a success!!!” she hopped a few time happy that her experience did work the way she initially planned but quickly stopped to remember what had happen a moment before.

Images went flowing through her brain as her cheeks began to grow red. Not taking more than a few moments to shack those thoughts away she inspected the area to search for him. Looking at the stream of water she spotted the numbed body of the Pegasus

“Eheh…” a sweat drop ran across her face “it seems the mine was really a tiny whiny bit powerful”

Quickly she pulled the numb body of the water and gathered his belongings, noticing that he had several notebooks and pencils plus some batteries inside the saddle. Not taking more time to wonder around about his belonging she carried him to her place.

“Uff… aren't Pegasus supposed to be light?!...” the unicorn was having some trouble carrying him around but it didn’t take her long to reach her cottage.

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“hmmm… urghh… my head” the Pegasus woke up from his previous state, groaning from the small amounts of pain spread all over his body. He quickly noticed he wasn’t in the valley and was in some kind of room.

The room was mainly white with neon blue and green lights that ran across the walls, almost like they were representing sections of it. From one side, light blue curtains covered two small windows while the other seemed to have a slide glass door leading to the balcony. There was also a desk near the exit of the room and a laptop on top of it. The rest of the room seemed pretty normal with most of the furniture that one would find in any room, most of them being in the light spectrum of the colors and some of them seemed to be made entirely out of glass.

After looking at the room he slide off the bed and headed to the exit, but as soon as he opened the door a white blur came across his vision and slammed against his face. By reaction he backed away a bit but seemed to lose balance when one of his back hooves tripped in a carpet. Grabbing what was in front of him, he recalled feeling some liquid being drop on top of him as well as two objects as he fell down on his back again.

“Ugh… my back…” the Pegasus felt some pain from his back from the precious events, also there seemed to be something that slammed in the middle of his rear hooves.

“Eek…”

“Hmm?!” he slowly opened his eyes to be frozen again when his eyes focused. It took all of his will power to not faint of this new scene.

The white unicorn from his previous encounter seemed to have her face right in between his rear hooves but that wasn’t all. She had her mane all wet and seemed to be dripping the excess liquid on top of his sensitive area. She has blushing madly and realizing that one of her hooves was dangerously near his “prohibitive” area she froze, nibbling her lower lip and not taking her eyes for where she was touching.

Quickly they both shot up and apologized to each other, nervously laughing at the end and trying not to look at each other in the eyes. Using her magic she opened her closet and took a couple of towels.

“T-thank you…”

“Y-your… welcome.” the mare was still blushing, never in her life she had experience such things. Not only that but she also had experience such awkward moments twice on a single day. “Look… I am sorry for what happened earlier and… I… errhh you see… I cooked a bit more than usually… can I *gulp* offer you dinner?” clearly she was nervous of having a stallion at her place and even worst that she made dinner for both hoping that he would stay a bit more.

“I… yes... I would l.... like it”

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Both the Pegasus and the Unicorn were eating their dinner. Radiowaves seemed proud of her cooking and she could tell by the face of Zeeke that her cooking skills were getting better. His eyes shined when he saw such elaborated meals on the table. There was some dandelion salad seasoned with sunflower seeds, the main dish was hay pasta with tomato sauce and she even prepared some desert that was cooling off in the fridge

“Woow! This is all so delicious!” Zeeke couldn’t help but to eat and compliment her at the same time, he almost looked like a kid with his mouth all red from the sauce

“Ah... it’s nothing…” the unicorn could only blush and giggle when she looked at him eating like that. Somewhere on her mind she was getting a little bit more bolder and started to daydream about him, living in the same house, sharing several moments together (exploding stuff), sparking flames in their hearths has he becomes more and more romantic (gives her a set of forbidden magic napalm bombs) and finally ask her to marry him (offers non nuclear bomb with a ring that set it off).

She began to imagine how it would be the wedding, several mines spread all around the church, exploding whenever the birds touched the ground, leaving only the feather in place. The guests would sit on top of chairs made of non-lethal c4 plastic explosives ready to detonate at the words “I do” from him. The bouquet would be some sort of wires connected to several grenades that would set off once she would throw them to the cheering crowd.

She had a smile on her face and kept daydreaming while he dove his face on the plate, making a small mess on the table enjoying the flavors of her cooking.

Radiowaves was now thinking about the honey moon, thinking how it was going to be her first night with him. Slowly he would lay her in a bed, taking off any cloths that might get in the way, throwing them on the ground and forgetting that they ever existed.

Having her white coat exposed he would place sweet kisses on her, making its way from her belly to her neck. His hooves would travel around her slick body making her gasp for air. Tension would begin to build up on her body as the blood would came rushing through her cheeks. His hooves would travel too close to her dangerous zone while he pronounced the famous three words

Meanwhile while the Unicorn was daydreaming, Zeeke looked at her and started to wonder why she was so quiet and had a strange look in her face. He waved in front of her but to no avail. She kept her dreaming smile and made a few girly sounds, putting her hoof on her mouth. He was now getting worried

“Hey?... you oka-“ as soon as he touched her shoulder his face got connected to a white hoof.

“Nyaaa!!! I don’t think am ready!!!” unconsciously she punched him square in the face by reaction to her dream. When she realized she was still at her place having dinner at the balcony she also noticed her hoof was now touching (him)’s face. “Oh.. I sorry I didn’t meant to!” she was now worried that she might have put him unconsciously a second time that day.

“Ugh... my face…”