when i became a pony

by seefefwf

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore
Length: 4700

a man goes through a portal and becomes a my little pony?!?!?!

this is about a man in a lonely life that had no friends no family and a dead end job. but one day while at home a portal is made where it goes he doesnt know but is entriged the rest is in the story....

Published 2012-02-27 05:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-11 23:52:59 UTC

chapter 1:a new opening

when i became a pony: chapter 1 a new opening

     this is my story, of how i became a my little pony. at first my life was a depressing place i had a dead end job no friends, untill i got on the internet and found one show that changed my life it was my little pony. after i had seen the first and second episode i was interested in it it had great characters, a awsome plot, all kind of colors but then after every night i went to bed and went to work in my crapy life. after a while i got depressed because of how much wonderfull lives the my little ponys had, and my life as gray and misserable. one day after work i came home to whacth season 2 episode 18 a little behind since there was 4 seasons and 24 episodes but back to the show i was gonna whacth, i noticed or felt something weired or out of place, i had my still crappy life but something cought my eye it was in my computer room it was glowing with a purple color. I also heard a noise such as a voice it sounded like one of the characters from the my little pony show i couldnt quite know which pony it was but it was somepony, i went slowly to the door creeping up to it. i had opened the door it was a portal of some sort i saw bright colors from it. i went even closer but then i was sucked in, i went to go reach for something i grabed my lamp but that was a mistake for i had dropped to the floor and it nocked me out, the last thing i saw was the portal closeing in my bedroom as i went through.

I had awakened on some grass i looked above me there i saw a pink face with a smile on it, it was pinkie pie

"hi sleepy head"

i couldnt believe my eyes in front of me a real my little pony. as i was steel waking up i couldnt believe it, i went to go wipe my eyes but all i saw was a hoof in front of me i screamed in fright and so did pinkie pie but instead she was smiling after it as if it was a game."were am i ?" i asked in a quite voice " your in ponyville silly" she had replied as she helped me up, but as i stood up i fell as i couldnt stand on two feet because i was somehow transformed into a pony. pinkie pie had just stared at my behind in a curious manner "what is it?" i had asked," its your cutie mark" she said "its a question mark" i kinda would know why like as if why i was still alive as a human or why im here. i had finally gotten up after falling five time it was weird standing and walking it felt as if i had gotten a new backbone and my fingers and toes welded together.

when i finally did get the use to walking pinkie pie had gone over to me "since your new here i guess ill show you around!" she said joyfully "ok" i said. during our walk around town i was in shock about everything there was so much color and so many ponies like berry, mrs. cherliee, even the cutie mark cruesaders. the first place we went was to raritys shop it was taller than it seemed in the show it was a good maybe two story building we had gone in and ther she was rarity making a dress with diamonds or jules "no no no, this will not do" said rarity puting more and less jules on the dress "Hi rarity" said pinkie pie, rarity starteled by the pink pony had gasped and fell on her dress making a big mess."sorry" said pinkie helping rarity up"its ok pinkie just dont sneak up on me like that"said rarity,"i just wanted to introduce a new pony in town" said the pony. "well whats the ponys name?" asked rarity "well umm.... i actually never got his name, what is your name anyway??" i had thought in my mine wheather i should tell them my real name or make up a name cause the ponys in the show do have weird names like pinkie pie or rainbow dash. i decided to make up a name " ummm.... my name is mike the mysterious or just mike i guess" i had replied. even though mike was my real name i just tought to put in the mysteryious because my cutie mark had been a question mark."oh, well very nice to meet you mike" said rarity " but if you may i must get back to work and clean up this mess" rarity said.

me and pinkie left raritys shop and then went to twilights house/library. she was reading a book titled portals to another universe i hadent mentinded what had happen cause i was starting to like being a pony and seeing all the ponys i had favored so much from the shows. pinkie of course had scared twilight and then twilight jumped so high she hit her head on her ceileing i giggled a little. "pinkie!" yelled twilight "ooops sorry twi i just wanted to introduce a new pony in ponyville his name is mike" pinkie said. "pinkie i dont have ti-" she stopped to look at me she had blushed at me i blushed a little too."how nice to meet a new pony in ponyville" twilight had said. "I know right twilight when i saw him he was sleeping in the meadow and looked like he had crashed or something and i went over there an-" pinkie pie was stopped by twilight "you'll have to tell me this later pinkie im trying to read this new portal trick" said twilight as she went back to her book. " ok twi ill see you later.

chapter 2:this is new

when i became a pony:

                                                I still couldnt believe where i was or why i was here was it a mistake or was it destiny who knows what ever it was i liked it because there were so many friendly ponys not like in the real life were everyone is so negative of how you are or how you look, no not in ponyville they dont care if your stupid or smart, fat or skinny as long as you have a nice spirit you can be friends with anyone.pinkie pie showed me that she was so genouris to come over to me when i was out in the middle of nowhere and she helped me.

me and pinkie pie went to rainbows house, well not actually since her house is in the air so pinkie got some of her baloons and had filled them up with helium and we went right up to rainbow dashes we entered and rainbow dash was doing tricks in her living room. rainbow dash saw pinkie and me and came over to us,"hey pinkie whats up" said the blue pegasus "oh rainbow dash i wanted you to meet a new pony in ponyville his name is mike the mysterious" said pinkie,"nice to meet you mike, im rainbow dash the fastest flying pegasus" bloated rainbow dash."iv'e heard of you" i said,"oh really well have you ever heard me do this" rainbow dash said as she flew backwards doing somersalts."*no ive never have seen a pegasus do that" i said lying a little since i have seen the episodes."well we have to get going if im ever going to show you the other friends of mine" said pinkie."ok well ill see you guys later and probaly show you some more of my awsome tricks" said rainbow dash waving goodbye.

me and pinkie went to applejacks farm and she was bucking apple trees, every  time she did hit a tree all the apples went into their baskets, that would never happen in the real world there would probaly be more on the ground instead of in the bucket."hey applejack i want you to meet a new friend and a new pony in ponyville" blurted the pink balloon butt pony, "oh hey there pinkie pie whats did you say?" said the orange pony. "oh i said that i wanted you to meet a new pony his name is mike" said the party pony. "oh well hey there mike im applejack" "nice to meet you applejack" i had said already knowing her name"well lets get going we still got one pony left" said pinkie pie.

and so we were with the last pony fluttershy the thing you didnt know was that ive always had a crush on fluttershy because she is so kind and nice.we arrived at here house and she was in her garden out back feeding her animals. "hey flut-" pinkie was stoped by a loud "EEEEEEK" from fluttershy who had jumped into the nearest bush.pinkie pie went over to the bush and stuck her head in and said"its ok fluttershy it was just me im here to show you this new pony"said the petrified pony, "oh.... thank goodness i thought you were a scary creature" silently said the yellow ponie."this is mike hes new in ponyville" said pie pinkie, "oh nice to meet you mike, mike??" i hadnt even knew what she said cause i was lost in her eyes. before i could say a word, twilight came running and said"everypony needs to get to townssquare princess celestia has inportant news. after that all of us galloped all the way to townssquare and there she was princess celestia the white tall pony pegasus unicorn was on a stand. "everypony there is a pony here that is not from here fro-" pinkie pie interupted and said"well theres a new pony whos name is mike and he just moved here" she had said. the pricess went over to the earth pony and looked real deep into my eyes as if to see if she was trying to crack me make me confess and it worked this is what i said"it is true princess that i am not from here, im actually from a demension that has no ponys like you or all the others, to be truthful i found this portal that was in my house and i got sucked into it and was transported here". twilight stood up and said"i was trying out i new portal trick but when i casted it, it was no where to be found so that must be the reason why hes here" everyone was quietly whispering when princess celistia asked me the most heart rating question ever"do you want to return from where you came from?" said celistia. i had made my decision"i want to saty here princess celistia.

final finish

after that pinkie had thrown a big party and i had the most wonderfull life after that and this letter is the telling of my story of how i went missing how did it get to the real life i had it where twilight opened the portal for one last time so i could send this story in hopeing someone would find this letter to make it were no one wonder were i went

from mike

chapter 3:after a new

chapter 3:after a new

it has been about two years ever since i had gone through that portal.Now i have to say that its been good here in ponyville, ive made lots of friends, have a great house, i've even got a job at the sofa and quills shop its a well paid job.Now i've actually have went on some adventures with the main six or the ponies, and they were great adventures such as discord had gotten out again but was much more harder to defeat he didnt give no clues as were the elements of harmony were.But we, well actually them had defeated him when we found it at the place were they had defeated nightmare moon in the second episode and that actually makes me wonder that if im with the pony gang, does that mean the wrighters are actually writing this or am I in a universe or dimension were there are ponys.

Today I went over to pinkies, she was basiclly my personal friend acount she was the one who first saw me. We went over to applejacks to help with apple bucking since she had sprained a hoof while at the rodeo.When we got there applejack came out of the barn limping.

"hey there pinkie and mike!"applejack said

"oh hi applejack me and mike decided to help out since you had been hurt!"said pinkie very joyfully

"well thats very kind of ya all for helpin me out"applejack replied very kindly

after helping applejack we all went to sugar cube corner to celebrate for more of than half of the apples bucked. it was delicious what i got suppose that im a pony, I got a grass and garnished smoothie to me it tasted like carrots and apples it was very sweet.

the next day I woke up to a sunny morning but it had felt like something wrong had happened such as a thing, like it just felt weird.after i had gotten up i went to fluttershy's cottage or home I brought her some flowers trying to warm up to her as i had sayed before that i kinda had a crush.I arrived when i heard a scream i had thought it was her just being scared of something like always but when i walked in she was shaking real bad as if she had seen a ghost.I walked in and set down the flowers and went up slowly behind her trying to see over her shoulder. I had seen what i could never forget, it was angel her special pet bunny it was on the ground sleeping or atleast what I thought. Angel was dead not from any acsadent but by old age, i slowly walked up by fluttershy and with my eyes wide open.As I went up to her she nesseled her head on py neck and closed her eyes trying to not see what had happened and i had laid my head on hers to confort her.After that I buried him for her and instead of giving her the flowers i put it on his grave as in respect.

the next day i had woken up as normally but today I was going to do something courages, i was going back through the portal. i had decided to just go through just for a second or two to see if my stuff was still there or even if there was anything to show if I had died.I went to twilights to ask her.

"hey twilight i had a favor to ask you"i said in a question

"what did you want mike!"she said

" I was wondering if you could open the portel for me for a sec so i could just se-" I was cut off by pinkie saying

"hey twi were here to throw a party for you" said pinkie

she paused such as the others.

"what are ya two doin?" questioned applejack

twilight said that i wanted to go back just for a second to see what had happened she said.

"ooooooo i want to go"said pinkie as she jumped up and down

me and twilight looked at each other

"no pinkie and yes pinkie" me and twilight said at the same time me saying no and twilight saying yes

they had looked at me with pleading eyes I couldnt do anything now.twilight opened the portel correctly now. I went first and there I was in my house it was empty. after me came pinkie when she went through she changed into a human like you would have never seen she still had her pink hair and was naked she didnt know what the body parts were she also had her cutie mark wich was on her right boob (breast) and she triped because she wasnt familiar with these new legs.next was rarity she still had her horn and purple hair, she too fell as i was picking up pinkie pie. next was twilight and guess what youll never believe she didnt fall.

"twilight why havent you fallen?"I said in a curios maner

"ive actually have been in this world a few times"she replied

next up was rainbowdash she didnt fall she actually flew because of her wings which had looked quite beutiful in a way as if like bird wings that had attached or even looked like you could add or detach them.next was applejack she fell because of course she was a earth pony.finally came fluttershy she was buitifull I gazed at her and how magnificent I had also blushed a little because last time I was on this earth deminsion I didnt have a girlfriend or even married.the house was full of stuff i guess people had moved into the place while I was gone so I warned them to be carefull.all ponys had came through they were very curious of every thing like the television and the toilet because as you may have known ponys of course dont need any of those.I myself had looked around seen everthing i had forgot.I went to the front door to see if there was at least one paper to declair my death or disaperance but it wouldnt probaly be there because it has been two years.I had went to the front door and saw nothing as I predicted.I was already bored I went to the portal and called for the girls, but I didnt hear a reply.I went to look outside and I saw the front door was open my eyes widened and my mind went blank.they had left the house, I quickly went out and saw their was no one to be found.

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sorry guys gonna have to leave you hanging :P my next chapter will be out soon. willl mike find the girls in time find out next time.

chapter 4:finding fillys

chapter 4:finding fillys

                                  I went to the door and the whole group was there which i guess they wanted just to see our world before heading back which i aloud them to do so but made shure none were to be out of my sight.I rallied them all up and went back to the portal and then we went beck but this time i made shure everyone was inside and out of this cruel world and back to the safeness of ponyville i was actually happy that we were heading back and all when i jumped in i saw something on a peice of rock so i went down the portal and i saw that it was applejack hanging onto a rock fragment with the rest of the ponies and so while i was going down the portal i looked back and they were climbing out into the real world i started to panic and tried to climb back but nothing worked.

when i went through and landed in twilights house I wasted no time i went and got the very first train ticket to canderlot.when i arived in canderlot i raced to the castle of celestia's.When i got inside i started yelling.

"celestia,celestia,i have very bad news!"

she herself was wrighting something down on a piece of paper and had set it down.I rushed up to her only to be pushed back by gaurds.

"Let him through"said princess celestia

I had stared at one of the gaurds with a angry look and walked infornt of them and approaced the magestic white alicorn.I looked at what the paper was and saw it was a list of her powers and at the bottom was rainbow production crossed out.but I ignored it and got back to the real problem.

"princess the mane 6 have stayed in the human world when i went through i couldnt catch them and I need your help"

I explained.she had a serious face after I said the story she then went to this huge room with I would guess all the books in equistria.She looked for the T's for teleporting and found them but it was hard so I used my smart ways and used a decoder in my head and thought and followed the books that went down my list since the second letter was an e than i would look in the e's and then the next letterand next until I came to it.I called to the princess which was halfway down the book case.She read it and then told me to hold on for a second and to go get something form her cabinet and I did so.when I returned she was strecthing and I had thought something big was about to happen so I gave her the thing she needed.She had aten it and her horn started to glow and then I had closed my eyes from how bright it was.

When I had opened my eyes there was a lady that was tall and beutiful.me and celestia went outside and saw some tracks of feet which was from either applejack, pinkie pie, rarity or twilight since they were not pegasi.We followed the tracks into the woods and had known it was applejack that probally went too go kick apple trees.As me and celestia went deeper into the woods we heared cringes and someone in pain.We found applejack trying to hit apple trees with her foot, she even tried to double kick with her back feet and fell on her face.me and celestia went over to her and helped her up."why cant I kick this tree?" the orange pony had asked,puzzled."well in this world applejack humans stand on their feet not both feet and hands so they dont have very much strongness to kick a tree"I had said with a serious face.she had looked disapointed that she couldnt kick a tree like she could in her world.ME,applejack and celestia went on through the forest hopeing to find fluttershy careing to animals.While walking me and celestia asked applejack to were the others could be."well I remember twilight heading for the city probaly going to read some books or study humans,rainbowdash went flying off into the sky and pinkie just stayed in the house and started to bake cupcakes."Me and celestia looked at each other and relized that we had probaly went so fast to find the ponies we didnt notice pinkie."how about we just worry when we get back ok"I said.I heard singing from the woods as we went further and further and I also heard growls and yelling.I had quickly ran in a hurry to save her from whatever is attacking her.I came to the attention to that she was rubbing a bears stomach. I got a disapointed look on my face cause i couldnt help and be the hero.

"fluttershy,you need to help us find the other ponies" I said approaching her."oh well ok"she said in her soft voice.as we left her friend the bear had huged her before leaving,she huged him back.as we continued to walk through the woods to the road we had asked her were the other ponies."last I remembered I saw rainbowdash go off into the sky and then head for the city as did twilight and rarity".Princess celestia started to use her magic to make a bubble infront of us it showed twilight heading to the city she was infront of us a couple of miles away but we could catch up to her.We ran to her and then we were out of breath,but then kept running so we could get her before she was to walk into the wicked city.I saw her she was just walking looking around at the grass,trees and clouds."twilight!!" I yelled to catch her attention.We walked up to her and said that we had to go look for the others to return."I wanted to check out the library here"she said disapointed."where were the other two girls"I asked."they went into the city rarity was with me but then she saw a fashion shop and went running to it".We didnt waste anytime getting to the nearest shop of cloths,she was inside trying on outfits.I went inside first (me and the ponies I gathered were still naked) i was itmidently pushed out to the side walk."No shirts,no shoes,no service sir".i walked back to the group that was in the alley way."i need some cloths to get inside"."i can make that happen"twilight said and then her horn started to glow.I was first and had cloths on my shirt was checkered with shorts on.next was pricess clestia she had a white dress on with a sunflower hat on.next was twilight she had a purple turtleneck and a skirt on.applejack had overalls with a cowboy hat on she also had boots.fluttershy got a fellow sweat shirt with blue jeans on.

I went in to get rarity and she said "hold this deary" she handed me a pile of pants and shoes and shirts.I seted them down on a little seat next to me."rarity we have no time to try on cloths right now we have to find rainbowdash and get out of here"."aww but they have so many dresses to try on and i wanted them all".she and me went outside when a big buzzered went off.I quickly saw that rarity had forgotten to take off her cloths in the store and store clerks started running after us."forget it" i said and grabed rarity by the hand and started to run.as i ran pass the ally way i said "lets go!!" and the continued as i saw the group following.I had a plan to just go run into another ally way when the coast was clear they could rush out and look for rainbowdash.the plan worked out perfectly,they stayed while the store clerks thought they went around the corner and ran across the street.After the chase i went out and looked at the top of buildings to see if there was anything blue.I noticed a blue spot at the top of a building and told the girls to follow me.

atleast the elevator was working but i dont think fiting 6 people in a little elevator was a good idea. after getting to the top we saw rainbowdash sitting by the edge looking over the city.I went over to her and sat down by her saying "its glorious isn-...." she was in shock to see someone by her that she pushed me over the edge not realizing who i was.everyone stared at me falling down and screaming but finally rainbowdash, princess celstia, and fluttershy went to go save me but it was too late i had hit a car with full impact.

I woke up in my bed and looked around to see darkness and soon turned on the light looking for someone to be there but there was no one. i went down stares to see if it was real and saw no one. i went to go to my computer and soon found out i had a message from someone anomous  and opened it. it was a photo of me in a hospital bed and 6 women around me. there was also a recording of them going back to this house and going to the portal room were they all jumped in to and vanished. i soon began to cry with joy that it was all real and they went back but then i felt sadness that they did not take me from this shit world. there was finally some words at the bottom of it and they had been in some sort of weird gypsey way and i had said it outloud and soon a portal opened and i jumped in not caring of this place and soo found myself surronded by ponies and i, once in my misaral life actually smiled.