Jefftachi in Jeffquestria

by Swimmingly

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Human, Anthro, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1065

Jefftachi ended up in Jeffquestria somehow, how he ended up there no one knows. But one thing is for sure, however. That is that this story will make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Jefftachi the brave and adventurous shinobi from the village hidden in the JEFF somehow made his way to Jeffquestria, the land of magical technicolor ponies and various other triply govbledegook. What shenanigans will our brave and ultra attractive hero get up to now. And how will he get back home.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-06 12:30:42 UTC

Jefflogue

this is a very vague naruto crossover, very vaguely. It's not canon so don't yell at me for how incorrect it is. I am fully aware of it.

It was a warm sunny afternoon In the land of Jeff's hidden village, the village hidden in the Jeff. It was a peaceful day, with most people resting or going out on the Jeff for some fun. But many of the villages jeffnobi were training their various jeffsu's, for instance sajeffske was practicing his gayjeffsu. During his training his super masculine, super hot, super smart, super well endowed (22 inches), super powerful, super attractive, super nice with just the right amount of brooding emo ness to be attractive, Jefftachi popped out of nowhere.he said "sajeffske yo bitch wanna naked wrestle in the mud" sajeffske, being completley head over heels in love with any thing that had a dick, said yes.

When they got to the mud hole and started wrestling Jefftachi accidentally activated his jeffekyo swagingan, this some how made a portal or some shit. Idk use you're imagination. Jefftachi jumped dick first into it, sajeffske yelled "take me with oh big dicked one" Jefftachi replied by impaling sajeffske through the face with his razor sharp manhood. Sajeffske dided the way he always to.

When Jefftachi awoke he found himself lying Ike first in a fucking tree library, who the fuck builds a library in a tree. He woke up and looked down at his lil Jefftachi to see it was several times larger and look like a horse cock. Jefftachi thought "yo where da fuck is I at igot horse willy which I'm totally fine with but sirously". He used his signature jeffsu, the holy vanity inspiring mirror summoning jutsu. He summoned the mirror and saw his face. Instead of beautifully tanned skin several chiseled jaws, he found a handsome furry horse like anthro face staring back at him.

"This,now this I can work with" he screamed swagishly.

Jeffter 1 meet jefflite spazkle + the adventures in the hospital

Jefflite spazkle woke up after having a furious clopping session the night before of the most attractive and handsome and well endowed anthropony of all time,just as she woke up pulled the 3.7 meters of baseball sized anal beads out her ass Jefftachi walked into her slit dungeon like a dragon, as in dragging his dick of the floor. Jefflite immediately got the floor and presented for jefftachi, Jefftachi who had been going though a dry spell of about 2 and a half hours eagerly accepted the invitation. To being able to decide which hole first used the shadowjefftentaclejeffsu and went tentacle mode on the bitch. After about 9 weeks (Jefftachis presence alone can completley sustain a person for ever) Jefftachi got bored and released his wave chakra into her. After the embarrassing trip to the hospital for jefflite, because all her internal organs were destroyed and she died a few times because of the pressure of the overwhelming chakra. She introduced herself "hi im jefflite spazkle I like sex and madturbation and porn and dick and pussy and dildos and anal and lesbian and being tied up and every fetishistic and every sexual. Jefflite spazkle had found a new object of sexual interest and obsession for her meaningless sex and masturbatorial sessions. Which were always. All Jefflite did was fuck herself of get fucked.

After stealing everything of value (not because jefftachi was poor, no one of his hairs is worth 50000000% of the economy, he steals stuff so he can eat it in front of needy children, while he's fucking the hottest and most buxome of babes) he walked trough the door without opening it, cus come on its jefftachi. After he came out of the room, all the female nurses were bending over with the nether regions pointing to the brave jefftachi, who at this time wasn't wearing any clothes. "YES MY JEFF BLOODEDNESS IS READY JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF YOOOOOOOOUTH" he exploded youth fully. "Jeff style, secret ninja art ultimate jeffsu, sex style youthful jeffhood expansion pussy magnet, jeffdori jeffhood variant 8 jeffgrams 254 Jeff's ALMIGHTY JEFF 8 gates of JEFF primary jefflotus jeffhood multiplication jeffsu," about a thousand jefftachi appeared and each jefftachi clones' dick was like 2 metres long and there was like 9 dicks for each clones and they were vibrating, on fire and each dick had a pair of boobs on it. There was like 15 nurses, this was going to be along night.

I bet you thought I wasn't going to go into detail.

WELL YOURE FUCKING WRONG KAY.

The battle went on for about 15 hours, in the end only 1 nurse made it out alive, don't get me wrong the nurses who died died of pleasure overdose, so it wasn't that bad.

The jefftachi clones were plowing away, each of them shoving their 9 monster serpentine dicks up a angle crevice, a crevice shared by 200 other jefftachi clones. For the nurses it was the most amazing things the nurses have experienced, but to jefftachi it was about 20000797423465444321% less pleasurable than looking at the mirror.

After it was finished he ate the other nurses chakras, he left, while still naked.

Jeffter 2 jefftachis adventures in jeffville + breaking of rainbow JEFF

The reason why everything has JEFF in it is because jefftachi is so badass and so sexy it inspires everyone to change history and to name everything after him.

After an hour of fapping about in jeffville, he walked out yo a field or something. He saw another wave of rabid women chasing after him, so he used his penis like a baseball bat at killed them all.

After walking lttle bit further he saw a sign it was written in a different language, but jefftachi used his sharinjeff to analyse it. The sign read sweet apple Jeff's.

"WELL THIS IS HOING YO BE FUCKING BORING BUT FUN" he youthed sarcastically to everyone.

As he leapt youth fully through the fields of JEFF with jphis prized JEFF hood flying about gaily he saw a red male pony

"EEYUP" the red pony taunted gayley

Jefftachi dodged the taunt because he saw it coming because he fucking jefftachi.

And his sharinjeff was so advanced it could see years in the future, so he new this would happen when he was fuvking Jefflite.