Good Cop Bad Cop

by Plotpony

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 5293

You've been arrested for a terrible fiendish plot, to look at pony plots! And now you're being interrogated by none other than the princesses themselves...

You've been arrested for a terrible fiendish plot, to look at pony plots! And now you're being interrogated by none other than the princesses themselves....

Written by Cheers.

Also you totally shouldn't enter this contest for plot related stories, the winner totally doesn't get a drawing of the pony plot of their choice...

Published 2013-09-07 23:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-07 23:40:02 UTC

Good Cop Bad Cop

-It isn't easy lying to Twilight; she's always so sweet and had only my best interests in mind, butt things needed to get done.-

It was due to her that you're not in jail right now. It's your own fault that you got caught in the first place. After getting away with it so many times, you naturally get a bit cocky. Considering almost everypony walks around exposed, it was indeed strange to get in trouble with the law for going on a scientific study about the various qualities and properties of a mare's hindquarters. You got off easy considering how new you were there, yet you can't take your mind off that pony... Rarity was her name? Yeah-- that seemed about right. You take a quick moment to rest your eyes, replaying the event of that lovely encounter.

The grandiose decorations made for easy footing and the slope to the windows were the only challenge. All in all, it was just maneuvering around to the bedroom of the gorgeous mare who remained presently asleep. Your gut told you to stop. Your hands shook with each breath. Your mind presented reason after reason to bring shame to your actions... but that didn't matter. All you were interested in was finding out what made their rumps so enticing. Where else to start then but with the Ponyville's number one beauty? Surely her behind held all of the answers, and as she arose so did your hopes- and something else too. As she yawned and stretched, she trotted straight for her vanity table. The rest was... too complex to remember the details really. Your attention was almost entirely focused on her plot.

She did her body well with her diet, her taut yet smooth behind was positively endearing. You could smell the nice perfume she was spritzing on. Even without any effort, it smelled distinctly rich and creamy; you could almost taste the fresh vanilla wafting about. You wondered if her rump smelled the same; it seemed like it would carry the same aroma but more... woody: fresh cut oak, mixed with the spice of cedar and cinnamon. Your hand slides along the glass while imagining how soft it would be, but with the minimal amount of adipose it would resist the advancing of you hands, tempting you to grope it to see if it would give way. These wanting caresses caused you to subconsciously push at the window and, well, threw your balance off. You stumbled a bit but remained standing.

Refocusing back toward the window led to a nasty surprise: you were face to face with Rarity, her piercing blue irises staring back through the window. Her face was red from both embarrassment and probably building anger. Wait no, it was definitely anger, because she quickly erupted with a scream. With a single slam, she forced the window open straight into you, sending you down the slope of the building. Behind you now was an enrage mare spouting furious lashes at your barbarous behavior and ahead of you the very solid ground. Like a heavy rock slamming against the pavement, you look up at the sun and realized you were still alive. The only thoughts that clung to memory after that were how you would soon pay tribute to that glorious behind.

You could still feel the wounds from that fall, your backed ached with a sharp pain. That wasn't the only reminder to stay on your toes as various citizens of Ponyville shot you a few dirty looks. You remained focused and clenched the telescope in your hand that you had borrowed from Twilight. All you planned to do was look at some stars -- that: was it until a realization struck you. With the needle of thought, you weaved a half hearted lie to borrow it. She had more small small telescopes so she allowed you to borrow it for the night as long as you returned it the next day. Mistake number one, she didn't give you an exact time. So here you are on your most risky research expedition yet. The sun beamed, and the temperature was rising as the day grew older. Wiping the small beads of sweat from your forehead, you keep wondering how nice and relaxed the mares are at the spa baths.

Taking the telescope out of your pocket, you glance ahead at the final frontier: Derpy and friends. You double check to make sure you keep up the steady nonchalant pace. Derpy turns her head as you pass by to look away but she catches a glimpse of you by the corner of her eye. Carrot top shakes her hoof at you and Roseluck flashes at you one of her most thorniest of roses from the set she had at her stand. You could only wonder if you just got flipped off or you could recall your actions that got you this spiteful reputations.

It was a full moon on the night of your release from the hospital, and you walked out in decent condition despite the doctors lack of familiarity with your kind. You were the only one they ever seen and and might ever see. Tactfully ,you paid whatever money you had in you pocket from the various bits you got for small time work pre-Rarity encounter. This got you strange reactions as your expenses were already paid in full by Twilight who want you as a test subject: being a primate does attract a lot of attention. More so, she wanted to find out your motivations for being so brazen and sought to make a thesis paper for Celestia on her findings.

The brisk air was a shocking contrast to the warm of the hospital. You winced and folded your arms together to contain the warmth. As you took a slow stroll back to town you saw on a hill a sleeping pony whose feature were impossible to distinguish. Curiosity took hold and you cautiously approached as the wind whistled softly in your ear. Eventually you was able to make out that it was a pegasus -- and a gray one at that. You crouched to check if she was dead before hearing the exhale of an exhausted pony. Your existence in Ponyville attracted more residences from various regions; naturally the mail mare would be a bit overworked. She probably passed out after delivering work to the hospital.

The deep chill passed through your spine and your eyes shot open. You couldn’t believe the ass on this beauty. It was as if she wasn't really even working much at all. Her rear was protruding quite noticeably. From just looking at it you knew it would be plump and malleable. you wanted to give it a good squeeze. You know that it had a good bounce to it and the thought of it motivated you enough to give it a go. However, you thought it would be only fair to wait if she was awake. You weren't going to take advantage of the sleeping mare. Her laying there curled up and bit with a small smile on her face was just too cute. You extended your hand out to stroke her mane. You haven't felt this tender feeling in a while and you could help but take joy in the situation. A few more strokes along the length of her mane before you were meet with the light of several guard’s flashlights and some hospital staff.

“What are you doing to that innocent mare!” The guard demanded without hesitation, the command in his voice stunned you and brought the sleeping back to life.

“Whats huh?” Her innocent amber eyes made an attempt to look at me and my hand remained toward the end of her mane and a bit too close to her assets. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” she swiftly defended herself from the imagined attack and bucked you straight in the face. Good thing I wasn't far from the hospital.

It turns out the staff member spotted a pony out there not too long after your release and got some guards to accompany her for safety reasons. The last thing you remember was glancing at the full moon and thinking about how if that pegasus put some of that fire into action she would be able to work magic with that ass of hers. You were charged for another crime, sexual assault and there was no getting off easy this time around once more and you would be off the Canterlot greater court.

You were approaching the spa steam room, unable to contain the excitement for more research. You took the telescope out and looked at per-made hole and found a purple flash. You dropped the telescope and rubbed you slightly burning eyes from the radiant burst of light. Looking up at the sun would have done you better. Once the double went away you caught sight of Twilight. Well, it seems she never made a mistake from the start, instead you were playing her game from the start.

“I thought I could trust you, Anon, but I can't save you from yourself” Twilight lectured. it was hard for her to let you go; you were someone special and she wanted to help you. “You are not a bad person from what interactions we had, but... you only sought to satisfy your desires. I hope you are happy and you find even more happiness in the Canterlot court”.

You were thrown to the ground and apprehended by two royal guards that Twilight had called for in advance. Your back was pissed at you too. Snared by the hoofcuffs, no different from handcuffs, they took you to the chariot with a cage on top to prevent any pegasai from flying away.. Magically enchanted as well to prevent any crafty unicorns from teleporting out. You could feel the beat of your heart as you realized how royally screwed you were.

The sun was being tucked behind the horizon line as you were being transported to the palace. Slowly, thoughts of Celestia crept into your mind. You had a brief encounter with her back in Ponyville. When you first arrived she made a personal appearance, something to expect when an extraterrestrial spawns in your kingdom. The most memorable aspects of her were her tall, sleek figure that emphasized the power she possessed over the land. Yet, her power was not that of a dictator but more of charisma: she spoke kindly and wore a sincere smile that made you feel welcome. Your head fell limp with disappointment at how far you took that welcome but it was for science.

It was that first encounter that lead to the experiment. Ponies, ponies everywhere as far as the eye can see along with their back side. Each mare's haunches had their own properties: some were bigger other you see the muscle tone, some bounced and had a slight jiggle. A full spectrum of plot points for the graph you later made trying to find the perfect one, what made them so attractive had to lie with the best of the best. The princess of the sun was towards one of the ends of the bell curve. Not at all flat or strictly muscular. From your glimpse, you could make out how her muscles shaped and formed her smooth curves. You knew of the force those cheeks could exert, holding on tight to anything that made its way in... the thoughts excited you more than you thought it would. You ceased all thoughts to prevent the digging of deeper grave; walking in with a boner would save you nothing but trouble.

The cage was suddenly thrown open, “We were ordered to take you straight to the higher court,

don't try anything fishy.”

In indirect response to that, you slowly raise you cuffed hands; shaking them in jaunty manner, you're quick to locate the ground. You were pinned under his hoof and a deep pain spread across your back. It felt like a knife being forced into you back, screaming at the top of your lungs for them to get off. The swift jab to the face hit like a brick; you wouldn't know such mercy.

“You will remain silent, and any thing you say or do will result in further immediate punishment” he barked in you ear, “Your case will be a private on between you in the princesses, any tactless behavior will result in incarceration and loss of rights.”

-Studying with Twilight might not have been a bad idea... maybe she will take me back?-

Tension remained, I was jolted forward and the guards weren't easing up: pushing and shoving. I marched toward the courtroom awe struck by the illustrious architecture. The pavement leading to the entry arch was lined with marble and the flushing garden complemented the castles with vibrant colors. Once I was inside the walls glistened with luster and busts accompanied famous ponies whose contributions to Equestria law earned them eternal commendation within the place of the princesses themselves. Stood before the grand entrance to my fate, on the apex of the doors was symbol: half sun, half full moon.

-May fate have mercy on my soul or else I am royal screwed.-

Like two fillies holding onto a silly secret, they couldn't contain their laughter. “Are you sure we should be doing this?” the vanilla colored stallion inquired his of alicorn significant other. “We could get in big trouble for this.”

“You worry to much and it will be fun!” she prodded, “you can use that invisibility spell you have been working on.”

They stood on the council balcony which hung above the judge's seat. The rosy velvet curtains remain closed for the private court session. Shining and Cadence sneaked inside to make another location on her map. Sex all over the castle was her plan, the young princess was an exhibitionist and planned on acting upon that. Despite the small gather that would be their, the risk played on her lust.

“Nothing could go wrong”, a reassuring smile backed her plan “I know you will love every second of it”. Cadence's soft yet sexual tone lulled him into full compliance. “Let the challenge be staying quiet.” Now hot and bothered, the captain began the preparation for the cloaking spell immediately.

Celestia loomed over you as she sat in the courtroom stand and Luna remained standing beside it, observing a rare case that doesn’t happen in Equestria too often. The cosmic sisters presented perfect posture and and dead serious look on their faces. Considering the circumstances, is was a pleasant surprise to hear her dictate the your fate based on you actions as I remained on the across from her in a small box like stand.

“You have violated several ponies rights and deceived Ms. Sparkle, with no regard for her trust and benediction. However it is to be taken into consideration that you haven't been her long and are unfamiliar to our customs. All things considered, before I make my final judgment is there anything you would like to say for yourself?” She watched your movements better than your own reflection.

You knew she wouldn't buy the “for science” excuse – truth or not. You eyes scanned the room, like cornered prey, expecting the answer to come to you like some god given epiphany. One thing did catch you eyes and it was Luna's sizable plot. You are not sure how long she has been back to the castle, but she must not be use to moderating her consumption and use of amenities. You can already imagine how soft that bottom of hers might be. How it would look in motion would remain a mystery, the princess of the night remained motionless, a living bulwark; that didn't stop you from fantasizing about how it would bob and jiggle from a firm slap. The malleability of it would allow some her butt to spill between your finger as you press down, felling her muscles underneath tensing. You lean in forward to bury you face in those ample, juicy –

“I need you answer now Anon”, Celestia demeaned, “or else we will need to use further interrogation techniques to get you to confess your reason for your actions.”

You recollected yourself, it was awkward that you were leaning forward. After fixing your stance you looked up to the celestial panting that covered the ceiling of the courtroom. It was the close way you could plead to the heavens for answer. You eyes focused first on the half sun-moon emblem over the balcony arch before having you attention redirected toward the minor rustling of the balcony curtains. A pink light was generated from behind the curtains, and a energy wave swept over the room accompanied by the orgasmic wail of a naughty, yet godsend of a princess.

The air of both Celestia and Luna changed, those were no longer the same strict judgment bringers as before. No longer fueled by anger or justice, they were compelled by sultry, thoughts that possessed their mind. “Your time is up Anon,” the sweet, melodious tone the sun goddess alone made your manhood stand at full attention. “We are going to have to teach you a lesson” those words rolled of of her tongue, with a hint of venom. At this point you wasn't sure what she was going to do.

She unsheathe her angelic, wide spread wing and gracefully leaped from the stand and landed before Anon. “Luna” Celestia addressed her sister for the first time “how should we go about this?”

A quick smile occupied her naughty mind, “I think we should allow him to give a personal demonstration of what he find so inciting and alluring about our kind behind”. Teasing a bit, she was obviously here long enough to catch up on modern speaking linguistics. She began to sashay over toward me, those lovely hips now in motion wobbling with each exaggerated stride. “I think that may be the best way to get our answer” she cooed.

“That would be too nice” The older sister disagreed with a banter in her speech “He need learn his lesson, and I know exactly how to force it out of him”. Her words turned cold but she kept the same sly smirk. Her horned glowed in the stand vanished leaving you isolated sitting in your seat with two almighty mighty beings with now out to fill a more personal agenda.

Celestia turned and presented her taut plot. She bent over enough to brush up and down the length of your shaft. The warm feeling of her firm plot overwhelmed your sexual feeling. The smell fresh bread and and citrus, wafted into your nostrils: her scent completely natural. You can feel her that her muscular bottom as enough fat to it to allow for it to have a bit of a bounce to accompany her rhythm as she milks your erection for all it is worth.

“Now I am going to ask you what where you going to do at that spa, and if you don't give me an answer before you 'finish', you're going away for a long time” she smirked.

Celestia's years of sexual experience was at work right now. She used precise motions, griping your already erection member between her cheeks. A tingle was building up in your groin, yet you still had your pants on. No matter how much you wanted to enjoy this, your conscious pounded in the seriousness of the situation. While trying to stay focused, your mind drifted to though of coating her royal ass in coating of your warm seed. If you didn't come clean, your soaked pants and you would be taking a trip to who knows where. Against your better judgment, you decided to play chicken and see how long you could enjoy this ride.

What was once a slow grind up the length of you shaft, became a quick pounding: you could feel the slight fat in her muscular cheeks. You were rock hard and you tent was feeling clustered. Through some blessing (or curse), a warm glow envelopes you pants. In a flash you found your pants removed, you erection standing ready, with godspeed she clamped it in between her tight cheeks. You could feel what cushioning was there wrap around your rod, and to add insult to pleasure, her moist marehood was brushing up against you manhood. It twitched begging for entry, and Celestia had no intentions of letting you penetrate.

The hypnotic motion of her godly ass riding you up and down was broken by the feeling churning up in your balls. You were unable to keep your eyes off her ass; her slender features creating some sort of illusion, causing her ass you seem a bit bigger than what it actually was. Up and down, the goddess clenched her ass as she slammed downed to the hilt. It was almost like you were inside. Another wave of pleasure surged into you. You were gonna blow soon, but before you could confess the feeling of her speeding up again took the breathe out of you, your head recoiling while you bit your lip to suppress the urge. Before you could recollect yourself and confess your motivations, you found your climax rapidly approaching. Your heart skipped a beat when you realized how fucked you were.

“Hold on!” Luna practically yelled surprising herself, she regain her form and questioned her sister's method “I don't think he going to spill it like that. Who knows how long he could hold out on us.” She takes a few steps forward and her ample bottom is already sent into motion as she sashays toward you. Celestia removed herself from your lap and gives you an intense glare: she isn't done with you. Celestia slowly back off while Luna approaches you with her wide rear visible from the sides, eventually you can feel cool her breath. Without warning she turns around presenting her tastefully large butt. “Tell us, what do you find so enthralling about our kinds posterior?” Although asked kindly, she was dead serious while she waved her ass in you face, her cosmic tail brushing back and forth across your face with the feel of cold dense mist. “Feel free to use your hands” an inviting and warm smile occupied her face – you were confused beyond reason.

With each swinging of her motherly hips, her ass lagged behind a bit shifting and wobbling to catch up to her movements. Cautiously optimistic, you reach your hands out place them on her rear. Slowly you moved your hands down down toward her thick tush, pushing down watching as some of the flesh displaced between your fingers. Your hand felt a slight chill, her body temperature was lower than other ponies, she smelled like dark chocolate, and other nightly fragrances. Once you reached the bottom you raised each cheek, let go and watched each one bounce. She giggled in response to your motion.

She stepped away from your hungry hands and took a seat on on your lap. She wiggled around to get comfortable at your expense. “Is there something wrong Anon?” she teased in an almost sing song tone. While grunting, you point to your pleading erection, hoping she could let up or slow down so you could enjoy her grinding more. “I am sorry for being so inconsiderate, I just wanted to have some fun with you” Luna changed her position so she was facing you. “Tell what you really want” the dark princess leaned in toward your ear, “Tell me what you like most about my lovely rump.” You responded by telling her, you would be better off if you didn't cum. “My apologies Anon, maybe I can help you reveal your answer with another method. With and ivory glow your seat gains the ability to recline and does so until it is at a 180 degree angle.

“I did have something else in mind” she coos, repositioning her squishy rump to your face, her dripping marehood coating your face. “Will this help you reach your conclusion about what is most admirable about my-- I mean ponykinds rear end?” Her ass was around your face like a malleable meaty mask with her moist marehood mashed against your nose, filling it with her deep intoxicating musk. In response you grabbed a hand full and a half of her ass in each hand and began to press her tush more onto her face. Luna moaned, and began to gyrate her hips engraving juices on your face; Eventually her clit lined up with your mouth and you began to pierce her opening with your tongue. In response her wings shot open and her horn radiated. Your tongue was forced back into you mouth. “That isn't what you are here for Anon, I will ask again” in contrast to her enjoyment, her patience was whittling away.

“Allow me to intervene” Celestia requested in response to Luna seemingly futile efforts. The lunar princess looked at her sister in the eyes, “But we just had to wait just little while lon--” her older sister placed a hoof on her mouth “I think it would be better if we worked together.” Luna's eyes beamed with approval. “How should we go about this?” She pondered, “How about I ask what Anon thinks.” She lifted her ass off of him and with her wings she lifted completely off of it.

You sat up and didn't know what to think; you still had Luna's juices on your face. “You need to hurry up and make a decision Anon, time is a valuable thing” She threw you back with magic and placed her ass straight on your face. She used controlled motions with each cheek, squeezing your face with her strong plot. “Are you ready to tell yet?” feeling bold, you shake your head and challenge her with some muffled speech. Celestia looked over toward Luna, “Then if he wouldn’t tell, then we will make him spill it in more ways than one.

Luna griped your cock in between her sizable mounds. With out any hesitation she lifted up and slammed down on your lap again, ripples sent though her cheeks. As you moaned in response you got a mouth full of Celestia's mare juices. When you reach for her ass she deflected your hands away with magic. Her warm butt massaging your face, bouncing up and down every now and again; however her activity wasn't matching Luna's enthusiasm. The heat was building up on your shaft in her crack. “I think for your sake it would be best if I ended this for you now, I know you want to let it all go.” All you can fell is her removing her ass from your member, yet you can still feel the heat radiate from her full moons. You lose your breathe, as you feel you erection prod her pucker, slowly making entry. You want to scream out in pleasure but you are silence when the goddess occupying you face used her but to keep you quiet.

It doesn't even take long for the urge to blow to take control of all reason; you don't even care what would come of it, you just wan to let it all go. The final flood gate is broken when you feel your release come to a halt, Celestia's magic is suppressing your orgasm. “I am not letting you off the hook that easy.” With another cast she switches places with Luna, and your face was smothered all over again. Luna remained quiet while her older sister extracted your throbbing member from her rear hole. Things got quiet and Luna wasn't speaking much, but you erection was loud and clear and you needed release. You reached for Luna sweet ass but was cut short by Celestia's magic again. Your hand were close enough you could feel the wave of heat coming from her ass. Suddenly your efforts were interrupted by Celestia pounding your dick, from the tip to the base. You were drowned in the feeling of being on the edge, no matter how much you thrush your hips, that deep urge wouldn't fade.

“I think I should end this now” she said with a smug smile, hilting herself again. Her rear muscle gripped you shaft hard, and she slowly lifted her ass up. The high she went, the more you could feel her magic loosen its grip. While rising, she rhythmically flexed her butt to add to the sensation. She got to the tip, and you length was drenched in pre and you gave on final thrust of your hips only to have her oppose your motion with her ass, hilting you once again and suppressing your orgasm once more.

At this point you lost it, you began to scream but she continued to tease, before she could do it a third time you were flailing around like a fish desperate for water. Luna lifted her hefty bottom off of you face and you spilled it all. Your love for pony butt: it didn't matter is it was small, big toned or fat you wanted it. You knew you would never get anything like this back at home so you wanted to savor the feeling and sight of Equestria's finest posteriors. You didn't care how silly that sounded but you wanted... no, needed release before you lost you mind.

Satisfied with your answer, the ruler let go of her grip on your release and with an instant response, you shot a burst of warm seed into her ass. Each squirt of caused your entire body to tremble and twitch. Some of your semen is leaking from her pucker, and Celestia bite her lip an a attempt to suppress the ecstasy she felt right now. Her legs were quivering as she tried to her up and she relied on her wings to get her all the way off. You member wearing a coating of its own product. Luna did the same and you were able to get a decent breath of air. Sitting up you could see some of you cum dripping from her the white alicorn. “Thank you for your cooperation.”

You could hear another moan, only this one was coming from the indoor balcony in the court room. You witnessed another wave of magic, like earlier. When you looked back, both princesses were looking at you with looks of shock and disgust.

Luna stepped forward, with fury deep in her eyes “YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST USES US AT WILL FOR YOUR SICK PLEASURES?!?” The entire room quaked in response, you just threw you hands in the air because you don't even know anymore. Celestia step forward with her legs still shaking a bit and placed a wing over her sister before looking at Anon. “Leave, and hope we don't have to meet again.”

You fix your pants and run as fast as your legs can take you. As you pass through the large double doors, you don’t even dare look back, but you have the largest grin on your face. As you reach the outside you already knew it was too good to be true. There were guards everywhere, and hastily dressed Shining looked at Anon, “You are to be locked up and server your time as a servant under close surveillance to make sure you don't see her again.”

-Things were a lot simpler with Twilight, only if I didn't lie. Maybe I'll get to make it up to her one day.-