Gamer Changeling
#13: World of Warcraft - "My Little Horde"
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Gamer Changeling [#13]:
World of Warcraft
"My Little Horde"
My Goblin Hunter has made it. I have found a detour to the Northern barrens, after managing to reach Level Sixteen during the Silverpine Grinding sessions. It took me hours but I have made it. Now I am armed with a Rifle, a Single 2H Sword, and my pet Spider by my side to aid me by tanking. Spiders are not made for Tanking, but I gotta be resourceful at times.
I made my way down the road, I see puddles of water, rivers down the road. There I see no bridge. I guess Cataclysm did happen in the World of Warcraft. The Farwatch Post tower can be saw from here. A blood elf is found here, and she turns around and runs to the right down the road as I continued running the path. I continued to follow and follow, down until I reach the Crossroads. My pet Spider with me all the times, so I won't die.
There in the Crossroad place, there are mid-size crowd of Blood Elves, while few are Orcs, Trolls, Taurens, and Forsaken AKA Undead. I think this is where Equestria gets popular with Blood Elves, while Changelings stick with the Alliance. Unfortunely, I am much better with the Goblin now. I remember being pushed around by my Alliance party members about healing faster, since I was too nervous.
"Come on, DoritoFan! Heal Faster!"
"That is Faster!"
"Dammit, We're going to die in this dungeon."
"I am doing my best, and you kept bugging me to go faster, Damm-- And I'm dead."
"I am going to revive you at the entrance and we will keep doing this over and over until everything is right."
"This is not about progressing, not about getting good items, or trying to defeat the boss. This is about Respect, and Seriousness. This will be on for long until you--"
"Seriousness? Seriousness?! Then I am leaving your Party, Hero Blazer."
I shake my head off my flashback, so I can forget about the damnation. It's all in the past, and I hope I don't encounter those jerks in this Server. I made my stay in the same server but changed factions to see if this side is nicer.
Anyways, I begin walking down, to see some Quest Givers. Crowds are speaking and chatting. Talking about Quests, Monsters to fight, and often times grinding party. Oh, I see a familar Blood Elf, which I saw back at the Farwatch Post. I turn my head to the first Questgiver, Sergra Darkthorn. I begin reading wthat the Questgiver said as I clicked on the First Quest:
"Whitemist, or 'Echeyakee' in the tauren tongue, is the king of the savannah cats. He hunts with such stealth, they say he's like a thin, white mist on the earth. He kills so fast his prey have no time for fear or pain.
The tauren say he is both mercy and death.
Faizling, I now set you on the path to hunt Echeyakee. His lair is just northwest of here, on the north side of a small mountain, among the bones of giant Kodo.
Go. Blow this horn when you reach his lair. Blow the horn, and he will come."
Echeyakke. That's going to be my pet sooner. I'll tame it and I'll plow through the first area. I use my spacebar to jump, as I am ready to own a second pet. I scroll my camera around to see four blood elves talking to each other, one looking at my Character. I look at my character stats, to see my gun still Equipped, but as I hover my cursor around it, I find each durability low. I make my way to the Armory vender, ignoring the Party Invite after I repair, and click. Repairings are complete, and I clicked accept. Then Team Speak line is activated.
"That's the Changeling?" Asked a Blood Elf Mage player, Fashioness. The voice of hers is feminine. "And he's playing as a Barbaric Goblin?"
"Sure is." answered a Blood Elf Paladin player, Hidden Apple. She must've got the name from Naruto, and an accent. "Their Changeling Queen found a way to connect to our Network regions."
"So are we going to begin our Dungeon Quest?" Asked a Blood Elf Druid Dovahkiin. Her voice seems to be quiet, and shy. Also, what does she mean by Dungeon Quest?
"Oh yes! We need to go to the Wailing Caverns!" Said the excited energetic Troll Shaman, PartyPony.
"What Dungeon Quest by the way?" I asked,
"Wailing Caverns!" She answered again, "We're going to fight all the Elite Bosses there."
"Hopefully, we got enough healers." Fashioness said,
"You got myself as a Paladin and Fluttershy the Healer." Hidden Apple said,
"And me as a Shaman." Shouted PartyPony, "I'll be healing and using Totems to keep my Party Alive." Smiling at last. Maybe this party member will be nicer. Our conversations begin, and the four Players are actually four of the six elements of Harmony, while I introduced myself last, telling them my life in Chrystalia, home of the Changelings. Once our chat is finished, we were about to march south, when a Blood Elf paladin stood in their way. He doesn't look happy.
"Is he serious?" Said another Blood Elf Paladin not in our party, "More Changeling scumbags connecting to our MMO Games?"
"Would you stop, Shining?" Said Hidden Apple, stepping in front, "He is just having fun."
"Well I don't want any Changeling Having Fun here." The Another Paladin points at me, "Log off and leave, Changeling!"
"Log Off? I just--"
"Now, Changeling!!" Shouted the Blood Elf Paladin, making me jump back. I glared at the Paladin and opened my mouth.
"No... My name is Game Bug, I am going to continue playing MMOs." I said to the Paladin, "Here and other Servers, and Other Games."
My last sentence earns a raging growl before he walks forward, unsheating his weapon. Then A Blood Elf Druid steps in and raises her hand.
"That is enough." Dovahkiin said in her new tone, "The Changelings are having their peaceful fun times when you showed up and told them off. Leave them alone."
"They invaded Canterlot! They don't deserve a second chance! MOVE!" Just as the Blood Elf Paladin takes a Step, a Flag is shot from the air to the ground.
"If you insist on doing so," Dovahkiin said, she is now standing up to me. Her last sentence ending in a protective motherly voice, "I will stop you."
"Fluttershy, Stop." Fashioness called to her, "It's not going to solve anything."
"I say let her." Hidden Apple recommended, "Shining needs to be taught not to badmouth other nice Changeling Guests."
"Yeah!" Added PartyPony, "He's been a meanie to other Changelings trying to have fun."
Three, Two, One. Dovahkiin, or Fluttershy, shapeshifts into a Bear as Shining the Blood Elf Paladin charges in with his Axe & Shield. I watch them charge at each others and lay damage on each other's health. Dovahkiin, using Maul each time her rage count reaches above 30. As soon her health reaches lower, she reverts and uses Entangling Roots before moving away and casted Rejuvenation repeatedly, before shooting Moonfire. Shining break out of the Roots, casted Hammer of Justice, but the Spell missed unfortunely, before Dovahkiin shifts into Cat form, speeding to her and started Prowling and Raking. The Crowd watches, and starts cheering. They are all cheering on Dovahkiin.
"No! NO!!" Blood Elf Paladin shouted in his panicing state as he tried to heal himself, but the HP keeps getting raped by many points. She uses rake again and again, until her Combo Points are at maximum and uses Mangle. The Finishing ability to rip away most of the Paladin's HP.
"Anyone who disrespects an Innocent One, even if the inside is Ugly," She shouted as she is nearly done depleting his HP, "Becomes their worst nightmare!" With one final blow, the Blood Elf Paladin kneels in shame and 'ARRGHS' in the air. Cheers can be heard over Dovahkiin for the duel. Wow!
"Dovahkiin has defeated Master Sword in a Duel"
"No... I must kill him." Shining struggles to crawl up to me, but a regal voice puts a stop.
"ENOUGH!" A Blood Elf Warlock is on the rooftop of the Inn, before jumping down to the ground. Crowd all over bowing to the regal ruler.
"W-Who's that Regal Voice?" I asked,
"Regal Voice?" Hidden Apple repeated, "Don't ya know who's Princess Celestia?"
"I believe that would be Luna, Applejack." Fashioness said,
"Ya sure, Rarity?" Applejack said,
"I don't remember the names since I was in the Infirmary, missing out the Canterlot Invasion," I said, "which I was glad so I can do more Video games."
"Seriously?" Said two Blood Elf players,
"Greetings, elements." said Princess Luna, "Is the Changeling player causing any trouble?"
"No ma'am." Applejack said, "We were just looking for more Party Members for the Wailing Caverns."
"Shining's been taking the Changelings down from playing World of Warcraft." Pinkie Pie, "He's such a meanie."
"Now I see why. After a Peace Treaty days ago, I was expecting the Changelings to come here and play, as well as Have fun." Princess Luna turns to the Blood Elf Paladin, "Shining Armor, come to the Throne Room now. I will meet you there along with Celestia." The Paladin hung his head in shame before cybernetic pixel light coats Shining's Paladin Character and shatters in pixels, logging of. "Game Bug." I turned to he-- How'd she know my name? "Do you best in your first dungeon raid. Each of us must reach the Level Cap, so we can face and defeat Onyxia." I nodded before cybernetic pixel light coats Luna as well, logging off.
"Fluttershy? You there?" Applejack asked through Team Speak, and Fluttershy nodded,
"Let's head to the Wailing Caverns."
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After Minutes of making our way through, we are at the first Dungeon, Wailing caverns. Rarity, a Blood Elf Sorceress, is leading a raid party. The Buffs are casted on all the party before we proceed, my Spider Pet recalled since Applejack & Fluttershy are good Tankers. Down the slopes nad we see elite targets in our way. With a signal, Applejack and Fluttershy goes first. Our Druid shapeshifting into a Bear, as two charges in and strike on the Raptors. Rarity, Pinkie, and I go second. Two spell casters firing their basic spells as I start gunning the raptors, repeatedly using Serpent sting. One goes down, and they focus on the other. Pinkie ran up closer and used her Healing Surge spell, while Applejack uses Flash of Light. First Raptors taken care of, and we go forward.
More Raptors. Yep. Applejack goes forward and strike without thinking. Fluttershy joins in, and I helped with my Gun Shooting. Pinkie shoots her Lightning bolts repeatedly, while I use my gun as well. More raptors gone. I think I am on the roll in this game.
"Hold up." Applejack said, "Let us Refill our mana first."
Drinking is happened, consuming the mana-recovery items, before we continue on. We make our way to the last boss after many Elites mowed down, defeating other bosses that dwell the cave, Verdan the Everliving. After all the bosses, I felt like having fun at last. Lord Cobrahn, being the easiest boss. Rarity used her Frost Nova spell, giving us the chance to take the snakes down before facing Cobrahn. The same with Anacondra. Pythas is tough due to alot of melee damage he deals. I had to use Hunter's Mark for Rarity and Pinkie to use Range Spells. Fluttershy kept her Bear Form, while Applejack steps back and heals her friend. Serpentis is next, and we took out the Mobs before pulling Serpentis in. He however managed to put Rarity to sleep, and I had to keep shooting serpent stings. We've ignored Kresh and took out Skum with a same strategy.
"Not bad for a newbie." Applejack Said, "Just one more, and the Wailing Caverns is Liberated." Applejack and Fluttershy always go first. The battle however is a bit hard. As we continue to throw every range we have, Applejack's HP pool is getting lower, and Rarity told her to fall back and let Pinkie Heal her. Fluttershy ran from Verdan and used her Entangling Roots spell to stop Verdan, but unfortuenly Verdan resisted that. Pinkie summoned Searing Totem, before Fluttershy starts healing with her Rejuvenation. Then at 95% health, Applejack and Fluttershy joins in for a strike, while I casted the Hunter's Mark once more. My Hawk Aspect still activated while I continue to fire my Gun, until Verdan is down. Verdan is defeated.
I don't believe it. I managed to aid them and defeated Verdan without a Problem. I hopped in the air with full excitement.
"Wow." Rarity said, "Great job, Guys. We managed to defeat all the Bosses."
"But there's one more." Fluttershy said,
"True, but we have to call it quits." Rarity said, "We'll do this dungeon again. And Game Bug," She turns to my Character and nuzzles, "thanks for your great teamwork."
"Oh brother." Applejack said, "Now yer gonna make Spike jealous."
Teamwork. And Friendship. I thought to myself, I have finally found my Rightful Faction in this awesome game of Warcraft. I am now siding with the Horde, Hero Blazer. Kiss that 'Seriousness' thingie goodbye.
"Buggy!" Shouted Pinkie, I snapped out of my thinking and looked at the Pink pony. I was alone again, as they are walking out of the emptied dungeon, "Are you coming?" I nodded and followed her.
I'm ready to have fun in other games. I thoughted some more.
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