Gamer Changeling

by Roachling23

#3: Duke Nukem 64 - "Eee Two, Am One."

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Author's Notes: I did played it during my Childhood around 1998 or 1999, with my brother. I learned that this game has Exploding Shotgun Shells and Heat Seeking Missiles. The reason I like this game than the other versions is because of the Plasma Cannon.


Gamer Changeling [#3]:

Duke Nukem 64

"Eee Two, Am One."


"Is everypony ready?" I asked, my hoof on the Solatech Dual-Shock, pressing the knob up and down repeatedly to keep the Demo from running. Let's see, the Game Type is Time Limit, it is set to five, and the map is Spaceport. I've been waiting for the moment to Play Duke Nukem 64 once more on the NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOOOOOUR!

Sorry, but I cannot forget the awesome console I got as a colt. I remember also, playing FPS games such as Turok, Perfect Night, Goldenhoof 007, Doom 64. Speaking of, Perfect Night happens to be my favorite, because of the Combat Simulator which I can enjoy playing it forever.

But that's not the game we're talking about. This is Duke Nukem 64 on the Project64 emulator which I am playing, using the K version so I can have online multiplayer with ponies.

"Just about." Black Dagger said, "Be sure to set the map on Spaceport. We will do all the maps in episode 2. One per day."

"Fine by me." I said, making sure the map is on Spaceport. Besides that, I'm player one since I'm the host, and Black Dagger is Player three. Four Players is how many we'll play, the other Players are Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic, and the One and Only Rainbow Dash who is now a Wonderbolt Captain, Element of Loyalty. Also, were on Skype.

"I'm back. I had to send a letter." Said Twilight,

"Hi Element of Magic!" I Greeted, "Let's have fun!"

"It's Twilight! You don't have to call my Element!" She said,

"So let me get this straight." Rainbow said, "Changelings started playing Video Games as well?"

"Well yes." Twilight said, "Turns out they manage to connect to our network."

"Gonna have So much fun." I said, rubbing my hooves before picking up my Controller. "You aren't a true shooter if you haven't--"

"Although I do like this. I prefer 3D, end of Discussion." Rainbow said,

"Well, you won't see the best weapons, like the--" I said, but cut off by another. Black Dagger.

"I'm back!" Black Dagger said, also picking up his controller. "Good Luck and Have fun." With that, I press 'A', and game start.

"Nopony steals our mares... and lives!"

Author's Notes: Unfortunely, 64 version doesn't have Music, so I'm adding one myself for this short story.

I begin turning around and head to the teleporter, running to get the Grenade Launcher. First thing I do when player one. I quickly go to the Computer Bank and take a peak. Theres DukeFoe coming up. I chugged grenades over the window, hearing Duke scream. My First frag.

"What the hay?" Shouted Black, "I did not see the Grenade!"

"Wow, so you can shoot those grenades through." Said Twilight. Did I forgot to mention this is Splitscreen. We will watch each other on how each others are doing.

Camping time. I kept the Grenade Launcher in hoof. Shotgun Shots against SMG shots. Twilight managed to blow through with her SMGs. I hear a door open, and chugged more grenades. Door closed to protect the player from my Grenades. I continue to launch until I am low. I run to the first secret area, go to dead end, face to the secret door, then run as it opens, jumping inside and getting more Grenades.

DukeFoe closing up before I can shoot my Grenade Launcher. Both of us caught in the explosing fragging both of us. Since I commit suicide, the score is subtracted.

I spawn at the Room of Crates. I decide to pay attention to my Screen only. I turn to the Duct latch, and shoot my pistol, breaking it open. I jumped in and navigate to another Secret Place, grabbing Pipe Bombs. I head to the gunfight that is going on. Whoa! I see Black Dagger shooting lots of Plasma Shots from the Plasma Cannon, the most devastating weapon replacing the Freezethrower. I threw at least one pipe bomb before the Plasma Ball catches the Pipe bomb, exploding. That explosion caught Dagger's player, earning me a frag. I toss and trigged the Detonator. When I see the Detonator first time I played it, it looks like a joystick, but it was instead a black ring with a button. It was still a joystick to me.

I continue to chug pipe bombs until I see red screen. Player Four bombed me with Grenade Launcher. By the way, Player Four is commanded by the one and only Rainbow Dash.

Respawn, and I'm at the second floor. I jump onto the crate and to the outer room, to grab the jetpack before flying up to earn the Secret Room. I quickly lower before turning off Jetpack, and slip to the secret room #5, where it contains a Nukem Icon Coin, which is in dark green and close to respawning. It flashes to show two SMG Ammos. I walk out and to the Control Room where it shows three switches. Orange, Orange, Green, Orange. This one is already on, so Twilight did that already. I quickly jump into the tube, and into the Water, there's the SMG. I grab it, only to be met by a pipebomb. I swim upwards and jump to the floor, while the DukeFoe continously throwing Pipe Bombs. I Run to the DukeFoe and mow it down with my SMG in hoof, earning another Frag.

"You motherb--" Black attempt to swear but cut off by Twilight,

"Language, Black!" Twilight Scolded, "I will not have Spike using Dirty words."

I Snickered, before getting plowed by an SMG user. I run through, opened the door, ignoring much damage as possible, before turning around and both me and DukeFoe firing our SMG. Unfortunely, I was fragged.

I respawn while the Dukefoe goes away, and ended up at the same place where I got fragged. I go to the Dents, and reclaim the Pipe Bombs, exiting the Dents, while hearing Rocket Launchers being used. Looks like Twilight has already got it's hooves on it. I run to the starting port, and to the teleport, before grabbing the Grenade Launcher. To ensure I don't run into a Trap, I aim my Launcher at the Teleport, launching few grenades. Each shot teleported to another, and I hear a silent boom. I snickered.

"What the hay?!" Rainbow sneered,

"I knew it!" Black declared, "Rockets, and Projectiles can go through and be teleported to another."

"Eeyup." I correct, "Best part about Duke Nukem 64." Then I turn around and place one pipe bomb at the Grenade launcher Spawning Point before heading outside. Door is heard open, SMG fights, and I run to the spot where the Secret Room #1 opens. That one must be after the Grenade Launcher, I waited till it teleports, pushed the button, and earn another frag.

"Sour Apples!" Twilight shouted, and I snickered. I arm my grenade launcher and aim it at the wall, launch and it bounces to check if anyone is coming. No Frag? Coast is clear then, so I run, only to run up to a DukeFoe, I jump and turn, firing Grenade Launchers while another Dodged, unloading all the SMG Ammunition onto me before I got fragged.

I respawn, and find myself in the hallway to the exit room. Also, time is nearly up. One minute left. I turn to a lit area and climb up there, elevator starts, lowering me down. I run and get to the Shrinker Ray. I head to the elevator, just to meet a DukeFoe controlled by Twilight. I use the shrinker, it shrunks, and I run up to give a stomp, earning a frag. This earns a laugh from Black Dagger.

"Dammit! He has a Shrinker!" Twilight said,

I grinned before heading out the door, ready to go on a Stomping Spree, before time hits 0. Damn. My chance is ruined. The places in order are Rainbow, Me, Twilight, and Black.

"That's what you get for cheating." Twilight Said,

"I said I do not cheat!" Black Dagger,

"Well as much fun as it is." I said before readying to log off, "I got to go." before disconnecting, and flying to the Shower with my flapping wings, because I need to go to Pizza Spire. It is almost lunch time.

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