Raust, Slayer of Hope

Raust waited for Gorgo after he heard the little fight in the forest, which he heard all the way in ponyville. And, speak of the devil, there he was. No, not Stabby, the actual devil. anyway, on with the story.

"Holy crap, Flutterwhatsit's still alive! Great restraint, Gorgo!" exclaimed Raust.

"Oh, it wasn't nothin' boss, just had ta beat 'er up a bit, y'know?" Said Gorgo

Raust nodded. "Great, just chuck her over there, I'll get to it later."

Gorgo snapped a half-assed salute and tossed the trembling yellow pegasus to Feist, who caught her like a football.

"I wonda how's the rest of 'em doin'..." said Gorgo.

Reist just shrugged.

Meanwhile, at Pinkie Pie's house

Auger walked up to pinkie's shop in his usual "Killing people" attire: A white lab coat, a dark gray business- type hat, thick glasses, rubber boots and gloves, and a briefcase, which contained all his "supplies". Despite the fact that ponies were giving him odd looks and glares from their windows, he walked around like nothing was wrong. Well, nothing was wrong for him, anyways. Finally, he reached the door, then knocked on it like it was a business visit or something. after a few minutes, he heard someone say "Go away!" From behind the door. Asumming they did not hear him, he knocked again. Hard. With his boot. Unfortunately, he knocked a little too hard, as the door had flown off its hinges, and hit the back wall. Making sure to wipe his feet, he let himself in to the lovely shop, and saw the owners cowering in the corner. So, he politely asked them a question:

"Hello, sir, madame, Is Pinkie Pie home? I'm afraid she's a bit late for her appointment, and I'd hate to have to charge extra." Said Auger in a business-like fashion. (Told you he was a psycho.) The cowering couple simply pointed upstairs, still looking quite terrified.

"Excellent! My thanks. Oh, and you might want to get your door looked at, it's a tad loose. Have a nice day!" said Auger as he walked upstairs. Trying all the rooms, one at a time, he finally came to one that was locked.

"Pinky, come on out! You don't want to be late for your check-up, do you?"

"Pinky's not here! please leave a, uh, message, after the beep! Beep!" replied an answering machine that sounded an awful lot like Pinkie Pie. Not wanting to take any chances, Auger kicked Pinky's door in, only to find an answering machine on her bed. "Well, darn. I thought that was her. Oh well, guess I'll just have to check somewhere else..." Said Auger. Then, he loaded his dart gun with elephant tranquilizer and shot straight upward, and heard a yelp immediately afterward, followed by a loud thud. Turning behind him, he found a Pinkie-Pie shaped hole in the floor. Groaning, he left the room and went downstairs, and found her unconscious on the floor. He went over to pick her up, be then got karate-kicked in the face by the pink mare.

"Ha! did you think that would knock me out? I inject that stuff into myself for fun!" said a still-hyper Pinkie Pie.

"Well, aren't you full of surprises! Let's see how many come out when I cut you open." Replied Auger as he pulled out his over-sized scalpel. The two went at it for a whole hour, Auger finally managing to get Pinky across the belly with his scalpel, but also losing the instrument due to a roundhouse kick to the hand, almost damaging the appendage.

"come now, Pinkie Pie, don't be like this! Be a good little girl, and I'll give you a lollipop!" Said Auger.

"Suck on this, creep!" Shouted Pinkie Pie as she performed a flying kick into Auger's chest, her hoof coming out his back.

"Ow! That hurt!" Cried Auger, as he grabbed Pinky's leg, spun her around, then sent her flying into a wall. While she was dazed, he grabbed a leg from the table they smashed during their fight, then he walked up to her, laughing maniacly.

"Here's an experiment! Let's see if candy comes out if I hit you hard enough!" Auger raised his makeshift bat, but was stopped when he received a telepathic message from Raust:

"Yo, Auger, you there? I need the pink one, ASAP. Oh, and make sure she gets here alive, please." Auger groaned in annoyance, then picked up the unconscious pink mare, and carried her back to Raust.

"I wanted candy..." He complained as he walked to the burnt section of town where Raust set up base. Finally, he made it to Raust, and saw that Gorgo had made it back, too.

"Excellent work, Auger, just set her anywhere." Said Raust. Auger obeyed, setting her next to Feist, then they talked while they waited for the other four.