Outside Equestria, a tainted Stable protects a crystal filled with a colt from the past, exposed by accident to an early form of the Impelled Metamorphosis Potion. However, Stable Eighty-Five is no longer safe. A young pegasus named Crusader Candy must find another location before the security detail of the former military base does something drastic.

But first, she must learn the rules of the Wasteland.

Set in the same universe as Kkat's Fallout: Equestria until the Epilogue, where it may or may not diverge. With ideas borrowed from Chengar Qordath's The Life and Times of a Winning Pony and Connor Cogwork's On a Cross and Arrow. The sex tag is to cover the speech patterns and cutie mark of one character. No clop will appear in this fic.