An Alicorn Twilight-Paper Theory

by The Masked Ghost

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 2232

*This is a trollfic*

*This is a trollfic*
There was always a reason why Twilight became an Alicorn. It wasn't because it was her destiny, but she had a certain 'lover' that she always wanted to do in bed with, but she could never do so for she was not at the proper level of royalty. However, soon Twilight changed her destiny, and now she is an Alicorn and at the highest level of royalty. Now, all she has to do is go to her 'lover'.

Note: First off, let me explain about this one. This is an alterne universe fic from my other fic, An Alicorn Twilight-Cloud Theory. Some people liked it, and they wanted a sequeal where Fluttershy was making love to dirt, and I agreed to do it, but I haven't gotten the chance to do so yet. However, I thought about doing an alternate universe one to the previous fic, so it can hold them over till I can get around to the Flutttershy one. However, with the previous fic, which I will include a link to just in case anyone that wants to read it, by all means,, go right ahead. However, it didn't do so well, which brings me to my second point.
I don't care if you hate this or not. You could try to get a 1,000 dislikes on this, and I would not care at all. I'm just doing this for fun, or for those who actually like this kind of stuff. It's kind of like a side-thing, while I do other things that I do care about and try to make it better and stuff. Anyways, I don't care, this is really is for sh*ts andgiggles (note: According to one of the reading moderators, I can't curse in a descrbtion, even though I got away with something like a bunch of time before, but, whatever, it doesn't matter.) So, enjoy it, but if you don't feel free to leave a dislike, but don't waste my time with the comments though. However, if you do enjoy it, well then, i'm glad to hear so and it will continue where everypony has some sort of weird festish.

Here's the link to the previous fic, if you actually care that is, but I'm willing to bet that you don't even care at all. If so, someone owes me a hundred bucks.

Published 2013-09-09 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-09 21:20:02 UTC

Alicorn Twilight's lover

An Alicorn Twilight-Paper Theory
Season 2: Episode 20: It’s About Time

Twilight was sneaking through the Castle, late at night. She was with her friends Pinkie Pie and Spike, as she needed their help, even though, she never really did. She was hiding from the guards like snake from Metal Gear Solid, but in a god awful way.

Eventually, she found the archives she was looking for. She was so excited, because she needed to go back into time and fix the problems, so the horrible even that Twilight stupidly believed in, will not happen.

Unfortunately, when she got to the gates, they were locked from the inside. However, with Pinkie and her breaking laws of physics, she was able to get inside the archives without a sound being made.

She eventually went in and started the search for the right spell to go back into time and prevent the non-existent thing from happening.

Twilight also thought that maybe she could fuck her own self if things did not work out. Twilight always thought that she was beautiful and handsome enough, that she would have a fivesome with only her selves. She would even fuck her own shadow or fuck her reflection through her mirror.

Eventually, she found the correct scroll, and Pinkie and Spike were happy that she founded.

Eventually, they were waiting for her to use the spell. At first, they thought that she was just looking at it and trying to cast the spell, but it was difficult for her. However, what was really happening was that she fell in love with the piece of paper, literally.

Then, Twilight even heard the song, ‘Say You, Say me’ playing in her head, as she was falling in love with the piece of paper. Then, she wanted to fuck the brains out of the piece of paper so badly.

However, she knew that her friends could not see what she was doing.

Eventually, Pinkie asked Twilight “Is everything ok Twilight?”

Then Twilight responded with, “Yea…everything is fine Pinkie.”

Then she said under her breath, “However if they don’t get the fuck out of here so I can have sex with this paper, I’m going to be pissed at them forever and ever.”

So, Twilight said to the piece of paper, really quiet, “One day, I’ll come back for you piece of paper. Right now, I have to make it look like we are not in love. It’s just too risky right now.”

Then, Twilight casted the spell, and went back in time and told her retarded past-self, that there won’t be a bad thing happening, but unfortunately, didn’t have enough time to say what she had to say.

Eventually, she got back to her own time, and she saw the sun slowly rise. Twilight always thought it would be nice to have a thressome with Celestia and Luna, in front of the entire citizens of Equestria for no odd reason at all.

However, while Twilight was looking at the sunrise, Princess Celestia came walking through the archives. Celestia said to Twilight, “Good morning Twilight. Love the new hairstyle. Well, happy Tuesday.”

Then Twilight thought how retarded Celestia was, because, who the fuck says happy Tuesday?

Then again, Twilight thought that was great that she was retarded, so she could take advantage of her. Eventually, Twilight got home and put Spike to bed, for he had a long night with her.

However, Twilight really wanted to be with her paper friends, so she could fuck it as well. However, she would need a higher level of authority to get full access to the archives, whenever she wants it. However, she was not an Alicorn.

She wondered if she could change her destiny. She thought about it for a moment, and thought it would never work. There was no way she could change her destiny of turning from a Unicorn into a Pegasus.

Then, she remembered Celestia. She had a horn and a set of wings. Then, she had a little smirk on her face. A plan popped in her head, which she knew it would work.

However, she soon thought about one major flaw. How could she change her destiny? Can she even change her own future?

However, she remembered there could be a spell for it in one of her books. She had thought this because, really, she does not even fucking know what books she has in her collection, and chances are, she could find a spell if she looked hard enough. She then waited for Spike to go to sleep, and went to her shelves, filled with many books that she does not know what they are. Well, at least some of them, she had thought.

However, she didn’t want to spend too much time with this search, because she was a little afraid she would over react and almost go insane, resulting in waking up Spike and she would be questioned by him.

Therefore, she decided to look in the section labeled, D, and is smart about it; instead of being stupid and not knowing her, she organized her stuff. She looked, and surprisingly, there was a book that taught her how she could change her own destiny.

She quickly took out the book and turned the pages. All she had seen was blanks, and then remembered, that she was only looking for one spell, and there was not enough information to fill up the book, so it was only on page.

She soon found that one page that had the spell on it, and concentrated. She used her magic hard and for whatever reason, she was thinking about her wish to become an Alicorn, while at the same time, trying to cast the spell.

Soon, there was a flash of light, and nothing happened.

She was disappointed and looked at the book with anger. She then decided to donate the useless book to a Unicorn orphanage, for she did not give a single flaming fuck about the book anymore.

However, she wanted to have some fun with the book at least, and put a little spell on the book, that she could see the orphans try to cast the spell, but they’re magic is too weak. She also had seen some of the children try to do it, but failed, cried in a corner, and one of them committed suicide.

Even the owners of the orphanage did not care about the dead body or the child doing such a horrible act, that they just left the dead body as the child was hanging from a rope around his neck.

The other children even made a scary story about him coming back to life and made a legend out of it. Soon, Twilight just went to bed, and continued to dream a dream that would never be.

Season 3 episode 13 Magical Mystery Cure

Twilight had slowly descended from the skies. She had her eyes closed, wondering what the fuck Celestia did to her. When she landed on the ground gently, she opened her eyes, and looked at her wings.

She was happy. She then thought back to that one faithful winter wrap up day and her she casted a spell. She then thought about her the spell did work, and she was just being a stupid idiot again, for she over reacted.

She had thought about how much she could now live out her dreams with the clouds. Her heart was filled with pure joy. She could not wait to spend time with her new friends up above.

However, she then stopped, and wondered why Celestia turned into an Alicorn. She then remembered in her decently singed song, that it was time for her to fulfill her destiny.

She was for sure that the spell had worked, and she had a little smirk on her face. Then Celestia came down, explained why she turned Twilight into a shitty Alicron, and did other shit later that night.

Present Day

Twilight was flying back home to Ponyville after her shitty ceremony. Twilight had thought it was shitty, because she was not fucking any papers, or the one paper that she loved the most. Eventually, her ceremony ended and every pony was tired out.

Therefore, they all decided to go to bed, except for Twilight. She waited for every pony else to go to bed, so she could go to the archives.

Soon, when she felt that every pony went to bed, she tipped-hoof to the archives and opened the gate. She eventually started to look for the one that she loved. She wanted her piece of paper that she always loved, and will forever and ever love, for it was true love for here and the paper.

However, the paper was scattered among the other useless, ugly pieces of paper, which twilight did not even want to fuck.

However, eventually, as she was about to give up hope, she found her true love once more. Then, she took the scroll to her room and put it on a table.

Then she made the room very nice and sexy for the piece of paper, and the piece of paper did not care, for it was just fucking paper for the love of god or Pony Jesus.

She then put rose pedals on the bed and put the piece of paper on the bed as well. Then, she went to the bathroom to ‘freshen up’, and put on a sexy linger costume on.

Then, she slowly, sexually opened the door, while having the song ‘In the Air Tonight’ , playing somewhere in the background where it’s like the beyond section of Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Then, she slowly, sexually walked up to the piece of paper.

Then she said, “You know you had your eyes on me when we first met. I know you have been thinking about me while we were apart. I know you want this body.”

Then the paper said absolutely nothing at all, for it was just a fucking piece of fucking paper.
Then Twilight said, “Oh shut up and let’s do it!”

Then, Twilight and the piece of paper started to have sex. She slowly humped the fuck out of the piece of paper first. Then, she slowly started to hump faster and faster.

Soon, she was faster than Sonic in bed.

She was enjoying it, that Twilight said, “Oh paper! Fuck my brains out! Yes! Yess! Oh yesss!!! More paper! More!”

Soon, the paper was eating Twilight’s pussy. When this was happening, Twilight was giving out a lout, drawn out moan from her mouth. She could not take the pleasure that she was getting from a piece of fucking paper, which she came onto the paper.

Soon, Twilight was putting the paper near her clit, and giving herself paper cuts.

However, she enjoyed every bit of those paper cuts that she got. The enjoyed how the paper, cut through her skin, and made her bleed. She enjoyed the rush that she got from it.

Then, the paper start to fuck Twilight in the ass hole, and Twilight yelled, “Fuck me harder you piece of shit!”

Soon, Twilight rolled up the scroll and crumpled it into a small ball. Then, she put it in her pussy, and enjoyed how it moved through her pussy, as she came once more, while she moaned so loud, that she woke up Celestia.

Celestia busted through the door, asking, “Is everything ok Twilight!? I heard a lot of sexual moans and…”

Then Celestia saw that Twilight was having sex with a piece of paper. Then Twilight said, “You want to have a threesome with me and the paper?”

Then Celestia responded with, “Fuck yes.”

Then, Celestia jumped into bed with Twilight, and started to do the 69 on each other, and having sex with the paper.

Soon, it was morning, and they all woke up from a good morning’s rest. Then, Twilight and Celestia took a pregnancy test.

Twilight tested negative, as she had a paper cancer, which prevented her from having any kids at any time in her. However, Celestia tested for positive, and was pregnant with the paper’s child.

Now, the paper did not care, because he was not a living object, but somehow still managed to reproduce.

Soon, everyone noticed that Celestia was pregnant with a paper child. Then, on November 5, 2015, Celestia gave birth to a child, which was a boy, which was a piece of paper.

However, Celestia soon died, along with Luna, Cadence, and Twilight as well, because they all got Paper AIDS somehow.

Then, they all died, and the only one to rule Equestria was the piece of paper. Soon, the piece of paper was crown prince of Equestria. The subjects asked what was his first rule for his new land to rule over.

However, the paper didn’t anything at all, and every pony went into a panic and soon, Equestria failed and was taken over by zebras, or black guy ponies.

However, with the other remainders of the Mane 6, they did not know what the fuck just happened, and decided to have an orgy.

Soon, the world exploded, due to the fact, that paper, can reproduce and have a male or female sex organ.

THE END

Author's Note

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