Warning: Fallout Equestria-based shameless, sexy clop. You hath been warned. Also, there isn't much in the way of hay involved.

Snap Crackle is a slaver, bringing a cohort of slaves back to Fillydelphia. Having travelled for the best part of the day, and being away from the comforts and luxuries of her home, she must find a way to stave off her boredom and the 'itch' between her legs.

Fortunately, she finds a very, very good way of killing two balefire phoenixes with one bullet, in the form of a buck called Root...

I wanted to write a little story based off a random character I drew a while ago. And I've also been meaning to write some clop for a while (yes, I write clop), so I blended the two together, and voila.

Written in a day, not proof-readed or edited by anyone else, or anything. Just something I wrote I thought I'd share.