Marcellus Spike

applejack and nyx are eating breakfast at a diner.

"nyx "you want some bacon?"

applejack saya "naw man."

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"what are you? a vegetarian?"

"no i just dont dig on swine is all"

"why?"

"pigs are flithy animals. i dont eat filthy animals"

"what about dogs. they eat shit sometimes?'

"i dont eat dog either."

"yeh. but would call a dog filthy?'

"i wouldnt go so far to say it filthy but a dog definitley dirty thats foo sure. dogs got personality. personality gos a long awaqy."

"So if a pig had personality, it wouldnt be filthy?"

"WELL, we have to bee talkin bout one charming ass motha fuking pig here. he gootta be ten times more charmin than that nigga over on green acrss,."

laughter.

"SIT THE FUCK DOWN THIS IS A ROBBERY!" sys some cracker ass methhead bitch a couple booths over and his ho.

He kills everyONE (it burns). Then he points his gun at applejack (nyx is taking a shit and missing all the action). "whats in the case?"

"None of your business"

"hand over the case or ill unload on your fucking face. 3, 2, 1,"

he pulls a gun on ringjo and seys ' CHILL THAT BITCH OUT RINGO! SAY: BITCH, BE COOL! SAY IT RINGO! SAY: BITCH, BE COOL! CHILL THAT FUCKING BITCH OUT! SAY: CHILL, BITCH!"

"chill out honeybunny."

"good. now on the count of 3 we all just goonna be reeeeaaaal cool. like 3 little fonzies. u gonna sit yo ass down."

'3, 2, 1"

he sits down.

"im tryin ringo. im tryin reeeeeeaaaaaal hard, to be the shepard." -bad motha fucvka

now go.