Marcellus Spike

by Marcellus Spike

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1119

Twilight spakle and big blackintosh get raped. Cadence gets shot. Rarity ODs on coke. ANd nyx shjoots some black kid on accident.

Twilight spakle and big blackintosh get raped. Cadence gets shot. Rarity ODs on coke. ANd nyx shjoots some black kid on accident.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-14 14:52:18 UTC

PINGAS

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

bang, bang, bang.

...

Twilight sparkle is tied to a chair along with big blackintosh tied to another chair besides her.

Diamond tiara is spraying water all over them

Twist walks into the room "Why'd you start without me?

"they came in fightin'. had to knock em out."

"who you wanna do first?"

Twist sits down "eenie meenie miney moe. cathc a tigger by its toes. my mama said to pick the very best one and you are it."

"guess that means you big boy" pointing at big black

"where you wanna do it?"

"In the back. we can rough him up a little more then."

"all right. bring out the gimp then ."

"the gimp is sleeping."

"well i guess youre just gonna half to wak em up then arnt you."

Diamond tiara walks into the back and opens a big box revealing a cage with a gimp pony in it.

Then she drags the gimp into the front room and hangs him up but puts him on a stool so hes alive.

Twist then drags big black into the back.

"YEH GET IT!" IS YELLED THROUGH THE DOOR.

Twilight uses her ,musclar boxer strength to rip the rope and get the gage out of her mouth.

\

Twilight then knocks them gimp out. na and goes upstairs and is about to leave but realizes big black is still being fucked as she hears :SHUT THE FUK UP NIGGA"

even though she fiuking hates black people she cant leave him like this.

she gets a samurai sword and kills diamond tiara. Now twist is about to die.

Twist grabs for the gun but twilight stops her. "Go on grab it. i bet you want that gun big boy."

"Step aside twilight."

Big black is standing there with a shotgun.

twilight steps aside

Big black shoots twist in the balls and saya "IMMA CALL A COUPLE OF HARD, PIPE HITTING NIGGAS, TO GO TO WORK ON THE HOLMES HERE WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS AND A BLOWTORCH. YOU HERE ME TALKING HILLBILLY BOY!? IMMA GET MEDIEVAL ON YO ASS! I AINT THROUGHT WITH U BY A DAMN SITE'

"what now betwen us?"

"i tell you what now. there is no you and me"

...

Winona was waiting for twilight.

Twilight comes rollin up to the motel on a chopper. "we gotta go baqby!"

"Wheres mah honda?"

"i had to crash that honda baby. this is twist's chopper baby."

"Who is twist."

"twist is a dead baby. baby baby baby."

...

"you read the bible much Cadance?"

"yeh. I guess."

"Well i got this bible verse memorized that i think would fit the ocassion. Ezekiel 25:17, The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

bang, bang, bang. she dead.

...

applejack and nyx they were riding in a car home with some nigga in the back.

applejack "That was fucking miracle! i want you recongize that that was an act of god Nyx!"

"it was a coinkidink! shit like that just happens sometime!"

she turns to the nigga "you got an opinion?'

"yo man, i dont got no opinion here."

"you gotta have an opin... BAM BAM

Nyx accidently shot the nigga in the head.

"NIGGA! WHAT THE FUCK!?" applejack

"im sorry! it was an accident!" nyx saided

"MAN! IVE SEEN FUCKED UP SHIT IN MY TIME! BUT NOTHIN LIKE THIS CRAZY SHIT!" applejack

...

guuurl! you'll beeeeee a woooooman soobn!

plays in the backlgporung.

rarity ODs on cocaine.

Nyx is in the bathroom "dont fuck up man! this is big blacks wife. he's testing your loyalty. your just gonna go home, beat off. and thats that." she walks into the living room to find rarity.

"FUCK ME! FUCK ME! we gotta walk now gurl."

theyre in the car. he's swirving in the car. he's calling his drug buddy kurt coMANE.(it burns) "FUCK YOU LANCE, ANSWER!"

lanc-kurt coMANE picks up "what"

"i got an ODing bitch im coming over."

,...

she do\ied the end ;)))))))

Epilogue

applejack and nyx are eating breakfast at a diner.

"nyx "you want some bacon?"

applejack saya "naw man."

\

"what are you? a vegetarian?"

"no i just dont dig on swine is all"

"why?"

"pigs are flithy animals. i dont eat filthy animals"

"what about dogs. they eat shit sometimes?'

"i dont eat dog either."

"yeh. but would call a dog filthy?'

"i wouldnt go so far to say it filthy but a dog definitley dirty thats foo sure. dogs got personality. personality gos a long awaqy."

"So if a pig had personality, it wouldnt be filthy?"

"WELL, we have to bee talkin bout one charming ass motha fuking pig here. he gootta be ten times more charmin than that nigga over on green acrss,."

laughter.

"SIT THE FUCK DOWN THIS IS A ROBBERY!" sys some cracker ass methhead bitch a couple booths over and his ho.

He kills everyONE (it burns). Then he points his gun at applejack (nyx is taking a shit and missing all the action). "whats in the case?"

"None of your business"

"hand over the case or ill unload on your fucking face. 3, 2, 1,"

he pulls a gun on ringjo and seys ' CHILL THAT BITCH OUT RINGO! SAY: BITCH, BE COOL! SAY IT RINGO! SAY: BITCH, BE COOL! CHILL THAT FUCKING BITCH OUT! SAY: CHILL, BITCH!"

"chill out honeybunny."

"good. now on the count of 3 we all just goonna be reeeeaaaal cool. like 3 little fonzies. u gonna sit yo ass down."

'3, 2, 1"

he sits down.

"im tryin ringo. im tryin reeeeeeaaaaaal hard, to be the shepard." -bad motha fucvka

now go.