The Best Laid Plans of Gods and Ponies

by Spike: Expert Magnum P.I.

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Comedy
Length: 6491

The story of Equestria's creators. (Somewhat HiE but not standard affair)

(I DO NOT CLAIM ANY FORM OF OWNERSHIP OVER MY LITTLE PONY)

The best laid plans of gods and ponies often go awry.

Princesses Celestia and Luna did not always rule Equestria, this much we know. Where then, did they come from? What about Discord? What came before the ponies?

Had to write this, had this idea in my head for weeks. This could be considered a HiE fic but it's not quite the same as the standard affair we're so used to seeing. Some adult themes in the story as well as sufficient bad language but i've tried to maintain some modesty and put in some humour where I can in the story. If you have any criticism I will happily take it on board as I seek to make this idea as good as I can. Character tags will be updated as I add chapters involving them.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-26 22:55:51 UTC

The Rude Awakening

The Rude Awakening

Excitement dominated her every thought. For Princess Celestia of Equestria, this was a day she looked forward to every year. Following Luna’s banishment, she was left feeling dreadfully hollow. To lose one’s only kindred spirit would crush a lesser mare…

But not Celestia. Composure, after all, is what separates the ponies from the beasts. Instead of wallowing in her sadness, Celestia chose to confide in an unlikely confidante. A being whose very existence is thought of merely as an old mare’s tale.

According to the legend, before Celestia and Luna ruled Equestria and deposed Discord, there existed two ancient gods. One, who created the universe itself, shaped the planets and stars, the other who crafted the inhabitants of one particular blue planet. These gods went by many titles, the Firstborn, the Ancestors of all Pony kind, the Undying, etc., etc. The ancient ponies had a penchant for elaborating in their stories, something that always amused the princess of the sun.

The princess was aware of all these and more as she had witnessed these immortal creatures personally. Celestia was anxious to get out of her daily duties as quickly as possible. She had toyed with the idea of getting Luna to do it for her however not only did Luna require rest during the day but she also wanted to show her sister her little secret. It had been a full two years since her release from the moon and, even though she was still under Nightmare Moon’s control when she was released, she was defeated by Celestia’s faithful student, Twilight Sparkle, and her 5 friends who all wielded the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Luna. For a while, Luna was consumed by remorse over her actions, Celestia feared she may never go back to how she was before. Luna is a strong mare though and over the years she has returned to her former glory, her mischievous side returned a little too when she discovered the Nightmare Night celebration and decided to surprise Ponyville with a visit. In most other matters, Celestia had educated her beloved sister in modern etiquette. This however, was to be her ultimate revenge on all the pranks Luna had subjected her to in their youth. She purposefully left out the parts on how modern Equestrians had evolved, in terms of speech and behaviour. She forced herself to stifle a giggle as she remembered Luna’s confused outbursts in Ponyville. Though not a spiteful soul by any stretch of the imagination, Celestia was still a sibling and siblings so very rarely get on all the time.

As soon as her court finished, she said her goodbyes and tried to keep herself from bolting out the large throne room at full gallop. Her first thought was to fetch Luna. By the time court had finished, it was almost midday. Still early, though if Luna complained after what she was about to see, Celestia would eat her own crown. Briskly trotting through the castle hallways, she finally came to a stop at Luna’s bedchambers. Quietly opening the large ornate doors, she slowly wandered over to her slumbering sister’s side. She used her magic to shut the door and soundproof the room so that any onlookers or eavesdroppers would be denied the opportunity to observe their princess act so foalish.

She poked a hoof into Luna’s side. No response. She tried again, this time a bit more vigorously. She shuffled under the sheets but was still asleep. Celestia sighed.

“Must I resort to the same methods I’ve used since we were but children?” She asked to no one in particular. With that, she unfurled her glorious white wings, flapped them a few times and then placed one gently over Luna’s scrunched up face. Gently, she began to wiggle the wing to and fro, rubbing one of the pristine white feathers against the slumbering princess’s nose. After a few rather unflattering sounds and expressions, she loosed a colossal sneeze and subsequently banged her head against the head board on the way back down again. Breaking down into roaring laughter, Celestia rolled onto the floor clutching her sides, loving her little sister’s displeasure at the all too familiar display of immaturity and being awoken so abruptly.

“You know, that really wasn’t very funny, Celly!”

“Speak for yourself!” She managed to squeeze out between laughs. Luna gingerly climbed out of her bed, and went about her morning routine, blushing profusely at being pranked by her typically reserved yet still mischievous sibling. Celestia forced herself to her hooves and her laughter died off, replaced by impatience at her sister’s lack of speed. “You know I would not wake you without good reason but I haven’t forgotten all the jokes you played on me all those years ago.” She recalled a familiar memory of having her once pure pink mane dyed green by Luna and having to attend many public events that day before she was able to revert it back.

“You know there’s an old saying about your age and acting like it, dear sister.” The moon princess called out from a walk in closet.

Celestia wondered what things would be like if she acted like a pony who was over a thousand years old. Flashes of her using a walking frame and her billowing rainbow hued mane turning grey quickly appeared in her mind. She snapped back to reality when Princess Luna stepped forth, now adorned in her regal finery. Since her return, her mane had regained its starry transparency. She wore fine crystal shoes and a necklace similar to Celestia’s. She stood a little shorter than the elder sibling but still stood higher than even the largest of stallions.

“So what is so important that you awaken me from my delightful slumber this early in the day?” Even now, Luna was unaware of what had her usually so calm and contained sister acting like a little filly on Hearth’s Warming Eve.

“Come along and I’ll show you. It’s time to get reacquainted with an old friend.”

The Reunion

The Reunion

The Princesses of the Sun and Moon walked the halls, the only sound being the clopping of gilded hooves against the stone floor. Celestia led her sister to a less used part of Canterlot Castle: the dungeons. Neither princess really liked the idea of having a dungeon beneath their home, even if it wasn’t being used in its full capacity. Celestia had once considered simply sealing it off completely however she had found a use for it before she put the plan into motion. There were no guards posted there because there was nothing to guard. In fact, there hadn’t been a true crime reported in Equestria that required imprisonment, a fact that Celestia was proud of.

They reached a dimly lit staircase that seemed to delve into the core of the earth itself. Luna was beginning to feel a little apprehensive. She wasn’t one to be unnerved by the dark, it’d be a little bit daft for a Princess of the Moon to be scared of the dark, instead she was nervous of what Celestia had planned for the two of them in this abandoned part of their home. Celestia however, proceeded with the same quick pace. After what felt like an eternity, the stairs ended and it levelled out into a dark chamber which no light seemed capable of filling. The Sun Princess’s horn began to glow with a warm light and several torches against the wall ignited into life. Luna’s eyes widened at the sight of the sheer size of this chamber.

“Come along, dear sister. This isn’t even the surprise yet.” Celestia resumed her pace after taking in Luna’s flabbergasted expression. Still reeling, Luna followed her sister though this time, unconsciously, a little closer to her. They only had a short walk before Celestia stopped again and charged another spell. This one illuminated the rest of the chamber. They stood at the edge of a great chasm and on the far wall…

“What in Equestria is that!?”

“That, my dear sister, is one of the Firstborn.” Celestia said it with no inflection of humour or anything.

A lone figure was dangling from the far wall, chained to it and hanging over a seemingly bottomless pit. Distinctly unponylike, this creature looked more similar to a dragon or an ape. It had long fore limbs with what appeared to be clawed appendages on the ends which were held in a pair of shackles binding it to the rock face. It had a pair of thin legs that hung uselessly beneath it, also shackled to the wall. It was almost entirely without fur. A long mane, its colour impossible to discern in the lack of light, hung from the top of its head which was hung low, obscured by the aforementioned curtain of hair.

“You mean to say, Celly, you’ve got one of the immortal creators of the universe imprisoned under our home? For how long sister?” Luna appeared visibly shaken by her sister’s revelation.

“Since your banishment. After you were taken from me I swore that it would never see the light of my sun ever again.” The two looked to the figure which throughout had remained unmoving, uncaring and by the looks of things, unconscious.

“I assume it’s alive then. This is a surprise; I feared you may have put a more permanent solution to it.” Celestia didn’t react to this. It had crossed her mind. For the crime this creature committed, it should have been destroyed. She couldn’t bring herself to do it though; instead she merely trapped it in a prison it could not escape from. Whether this was worse was often a subject of debate in her mind.

“’It’ is actually a ‘she’. For the past thousand years I’ve been coming here to see it every year. If it possesses the same basic anatomy as a pony, it is female. She doesn’t age and going by what she has said, she is still an adolescent. She doesn’t reveal much about herself when I ask questions about whom or what she is meaning we haven’t been able to learn any more than we already do.” The princesses watched the figure not even react to their presence. “There is no need for concern, as far as I can tell; it doesn’t need food or drink to survive. And you know as well as I do just how resilient they were.” The two of them recalled their meetings with the two gods and how no matter how much strength they used; the two simply shook themselves off. The alicorn princesses were powerful. They had magical potency stronger than any unicorn, they had powerful wings that could fly faster than any pegasus and their bodies were tougher and stronger than the mightiest of earth ponies. These creatures however seemed to be indestructible in every sense of the word. That is, until…

“Princess Celestia.”

Startled, Luna stared at the now clearly aware immortal hanging before them.

“How nice of you to drop by. And with a guest too? My my, you do spoil me.” She spoke with a voice that didn’t exactly scream ‘I am an all-powerful creator god, fear me’ but sounded like any ordinary filly. A sarcastic filly, but a filly nonetheless.

“Hello again, old friend. I’m sure you remember my sister, Princess Luna?” Celestia was being friendly but Luna knew her well enough to know that this was merely a façade. The way she emphasised friend made it clear that even after a one thousand year correspondence, they had not exactly become the closest of friends.

“It’s wonderful to see you again, Lulu.” Luna cringed. “How did you enjoy our Moon? You know, He spent a great deal of time carving it into the magnificent jewel in the night sky you see now. Umm, could you do something about my hair?” Celestia’s horn flared up again, moving the hair from the creature’s face. Luna could now properly see it for the first time in over a thousand years. It had a very strange facial structure. Where ponies had an extended muzzle, it seemed to have a rather flat face. The nose jutted out from the middle of the head and it had its ears on the side instead of on top.

“I can tell you it was a fabulous place… For the first few hours. The other 999 years and 364 days were torture.” Luna’s voice dripped with venom. The resentment she held for this smart mouthed wretch a thousand years ago was resurfacing.

“Hmm, maybe I’ll give you another trip there myself instead of getting your sister to do it for me.” She chuckled darkly. Luna forced herself to remember that these were no empty threats and before her was one of the few eldritch beings with the power to do such terrible feats that merely sending her to the Moon would be child’s play.

“So now that we’ve got your full attention, you could answer a few questions of mine.” Luna was trying to get away from the topic of conversation that may end up with her banished to the moon for another thousand years.

“Shoot”

“Who are you?” It was getting irritating referring to it as she or it. Luna wanted to know if this god had a name she could use.

“My name is Alexia.” Celestia’s mouth fell open somewhat. After one thousand years of trying, she had not once been able to get an answer to that question.

“Thank you, Alexia. Now what are you?” She knew this was a powerful creature but there was no species like it in all of Equestria.

“Let’s put it like this: if you are considered the gods of Equestria, we-I’d be considered the god of the universe. I created you, your ponies and your other different species. My companion created the physical world, the planets, the galaxies and the universe in general. I guess you could call me Mum if you wanted to get all sentimental.” She giggled a little at her own little joke.

“So you’re this unfathomably powerful god yet you’re bound by mere chains? I must admit being somewhat confused by this.” Luna was genuinely intrigued. These two creatures once demonstrated their awesome power by demolishing a mountain with a single punch.

“That’s actually my doing.” Celestia finally piped up after letting Luna satiate some of her curiosities regarding the creature.

“Please stop calling me “the creature” it’s really rather rude don’t you know. For future reference, it’s human” Celestia was aware of its ability to read minds. She was capable of blocking it though it had slipped her mind in the excitement of finally showing Luna her big secret.

“Very well, human.” Celestia had not managed to extract the species name before this point either; already she was making a great deal of progress with Luna at her side. Every time she had asked who and what the human was, she replied with some smart-alecky comment that got Celestia more and more irritated. “As I was saying, the chains are magically enchanted, they absorb all the magic from the human and release it harmlessly into the earth. At this point she has no augmented strength or magical ability.”

As though she took this as a challenge, Alexia released a monstrous torrent of pure kinetic energy. It knocked Luna onto her flank and Celestia struggled to maintain her balance.

“I think you may be exaggerating your own power, my little pony.” Alexia was clearly still in possession of her power but it was diminished enough that she could not break free from her imprisonment.

“Sister, I would like to take a closer look if I may?” Luna had something on her mind. She was always the scientist of the two. Celestia had an academic mind too but it was always Luna who wanted to test new and exciting things first hoof.

“Go ahead.” And with that, Celestia’s horn glowed once more and a stone platform rose up from the deep black void between the human and the princesses. Luna flew onto it and began to manipulate it herself, levitating it over to Alexia’s bound form. Once the platform was close enough, she simply kept it where it was with a spell derived from the stasis spell. That way she wouldn’t be distracted by having to keep a constant levitation on the platform. Luna observed the physical body of the human; it was dangling with the arms above its head, which is where Luna began. Indeed it had claws but they were not sharp like a dragon’s. They had blunt tips and an opposable thumb likely for grasping objects without magic. She moved lower, now looking into Alexia’s face. Now she was a little closer, Luna could see that the mane that hung from the human’s head was a bright red. She wasn’t saying anything but a look can speak a thousand words. Alexia’s piercing red eyes were staring deep into the blue eyes of Princess Luna. Luna felt her courage waver a little but continued nonetheless.

“Open your mouth please.” The human obliged, revealing her teeth. Luna observed and deduced that the human was likely an omnivore, a creature that can eat both plants and meat. “Thank you, close.”

“I’m not a dog you know.” Luna merely sighed and continued her observation. She continued like this for a while, observing every inch of the bound goddess. Some particular inches earned a self-conscious blush from Alexia but Luna paid no heed.

“Fascinating. You humans are very similar to us indeed!”

“Glad to see my ritual humiliation is giving you some insight into my kind.”

“Luna, I apologise but I really must get back to work. I trust you know the way back out?” Celestia began to make her way to the stairs they had descended.

“Indeed sister, thank you for this opportunity. I do so enjoy experimenting!” Luna clopped her hooves together excitedly, anxious to get into the thick of whatever plans she had concocted this time. Celestia meanwhile walked back the way they came, content that she had learned so much on her most recent visit. This “Alexia” had been an enigma until now, with Luna around, she starts to divulge more information than ever. Celestia was very curious now, she wanted to know more. However, her duties as princess came first.

Luna meanwhile was preparing to inspect the human more in depth. She wanted to see the inner workings of it. Dissection was out of the question. Even though the creature is extremely powerful, in its currently weakened state it may not survive.

“I thought we agreed, no more “the creature”, I have a name you know!”

“Get out of my head!”

The Lane of Memories

The Lane of Memories

Luna had finally packed up and gone about her business for the day, which amounted to sleeping for the most part. After she was clear of the chamber, most of the torches around the room extinguished themselves. Only a sob in the dark could be heard. All the bravado she put up before her little toys was gone in an instant and replaced by the stinging pain of grief. Alexia remembered the fateful day which changed her life every second of her imprisonment, all on account of the Princess of the Sun. The day the Firstborn were felled by the traitorous alicorns.

The day she lost everything important to her.

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It was a frigid morning in winter. The Everfree was dusted with snow. Alexia looked in awe at the winter wonderland stretched beneath them. She was always impressed at how He was able to do such wonders when her power seemed minute in comparison.

“Incredible…”

“Ha! You may be able to read the minds of the ponies but it’s my job to read yours. You always seem to forget the marvellous job you did on all these creatures.” He gestured towards the gathering crowd of ponies at the Everfree Castle. They were celebrating the end of winter. Great banners strewn across the trees, balloons and everything littered the once natural habitat. “I hope they tidy up this time. It’s not fair to leave it to an omnipotent multi-billion year old man to do everything for them” Alexia stared at him wondering if he was trying to be sarcastic again.

“Ah, come on old man. No need to put a dampener on our day. This is a party! And you know what that means?” She raised her eyebrows suggestively. He merely groaned.

“Please, not the party meteors. Remember the last time?”

“Look I’ll try to aim them away from any visiting Time Lords this time though to be fair, he really shouldn’t have been there in the first place. I thought the Time Lords were against cross-dimensional travel?”

“Perhaps it was accidental. Anyway, the point is he ended up not only killed but he regenerated into a pony for goodness sakes. I really don’t think he enjoyed that little revelation as much as he could’ve.” He spoke with a voice that commanded authority not with force, but with respect. A voice tempered by eons of benevolent rule that could calm the fiercest of hearts.

“Okay, no party meteors, but I really need an outlet for my creativity. Hmm… Ah!” She exclaimed, blinking out of existence for a moment then reappearing with a number of animals’ shapes floating around her. “So we’ve got an eagle, a dragon, a pony and a few other thingies.” With that she began to rearrange the limbs and bodies of the myriad of creatures. He always seemed to enjoy watching her work, when she was inspired to do something it was like watching a great craftsman creating a masterpiece. When she was done, the… whatever this thing was stood unmoving. It was a grotesque looking thing; it had a snaggletooth, a lion’s paw, an eagle claw and a long serpentine body to name but a few of its features.

“Mind filling me in with what this is?”

“This? This is Discord.” Her smile reminded him of a madman

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She heard a clatter which startled her out of her memory.

“Who’s there? I demand you show yourself!” A tiny pony moved hesitantly towards her in the gloom. It was a small yellow coloured mare with a light pink mane and tail. She sensed a familiar power within the pony and tried to remember its significance. The benefit of omnipotence was being able to see the timeline and all the events therein. Alexia knew this one was an avatar of the Elements of Harmony and she knew the current six’s identities too. “Ah, let’s see, pegasus… pegasi… pegasuses… What is this one again…? Ah, you’re not Rainbow Dash are you? No, no, you don’t even have a smudge of rainbow on you.” The tiny pony merely eep’d. “Not Rainbow Dash, perhaps… Yes! You’re Fluttershy aren’t you?” She would’ve clapped her hands together had they not been bound in chains.

The pony now identified as Fluttershy was a very timid creature, she seemed to be frightened of the very chamber she stood in. This upset Alexia as she didn’t want her impromptu visitor to be scared out of her delicate little mind. “I would like to do you a favour, dear Fluttershy.” With that, a great light burst from the human, Fluttershy yelped in fear but to her credit she did not flee.

The two of them stood in a field, the now clothed Alexia wearing a flowing silk robe of ancient design. She took a seat cross legged on the grass. It was a peaceful moonless night time scene. “Come, join me” She patted a hand onto the grass beside her. Warily, Fluttershy walked over to the human’s side and sat beside her. “So what’s brought you to my presence?” Alexia wanted to get that out of the way sooner than later.

The tiny mare muttered something incomprehensible.

“Didn’t quite catch that, my little pony.”

She squeaked then hid her face behind her mane. Alexia sighed.

The nervous pony spoke in a voice barely higher than a whisper. “Well um, if that’s alright with you, I’d like to hear the rest of your story first.” Alexia looked at her confused. Had she been talking out loud when she remembered that moment?

Solitude did have a habit of turning you mad.

“Well, if you insist. I can’t really promise you a happy ending though. I can stop this illusion to let you go back and you’ll never have to see me again.” She offered Fluttershy a way out. If she so wished, she could leave and never come back.

“I can’t do that. You see, I love all animals, no matter how big or scary they are um, except dragons. I’m…” She mumbled something that Alexia interpreted as “I’m scared of dragons” With a wave of her hand she bid Fluttershy to continue. “Well, you see, my friends and I were all visiting Canterlot when we saw the Princesses walking through the castle together looking all shifty. So Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle and I followed them and found you here. I saw how much you must be hurting and I wanted to help you.” Alexia was humbled by this mare’s dedication to kindness.

The two Firstborn had created the Elements of Harmony and placed them in the hands of pony kind. Discord was created to be their antithesis. Their counterbalance. Without chaos, society cannot evolve. Without order, it cannot thrive. The two gods saw to it that there was a balance between the two where possible. They had also made it so that a living avatar of each Element was around at all times. When one passed on, another was born, ready to continue the cycle. Fluttershy truly embodied the Element of Kindness so it seemed this power had gained a will of its own and chose a new avatar on its own.

“So you snuck around the Princess’s back and came here to try to help me, the prisoner?” Alexia laughed a little at this. She wondered if Fluttershy was even aware of her status as prisoner. She stopped herself from laughing too much to allow Fluttershy to continue.

“Well um, yes. I saw you were chained up, those shackles must really hurt.”

Not after the first twenty years.

“You could say I’ve become ignorant of the pain now.” She rubbed her illusion’s wrists and felt nothing. Granted a great deal of her power had been drained but she still possessed such a vast reserve which could easily weave powerful illusions to rival the mightiest of unicorns.

“Oh you poor thing…”

“Would you truly like to hear the rest of my story now?” Fluttershy nodded. Alexia dispelled the illusion returning them both to the dark cavern.

“Before you do, one moment please. Girls?” From the gloom, two other ponies walked up to stand beside Fluttershy. One was a purple unicorn with a darker mane. The other was a cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane. “These are Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, my friends. Girls this is-“

“Alexia”

The two new arrivals looked at each other in a mix of apprehension and fear. They were aware of a creature down here but they couldn’t get close enough to hear it talk when they watched the princesses.

“Umm hi Alexia, I’m Twilight”

“And I’m Rainbow Dash, the greatest flier in all Equestria!” She struck a dramatic pose for emphasis then performed a few loops in the air before landing next to her two friends.

“We all heard that part in your story. You created Discord, didn’t you?” Alexia could only nod her head. “How could you create something like that because you were bored!?”

“To preserve balance was my true meaning. I did not create him on a whim though I may have enjoyed my work a little too much. The world was full of harmony but without chaos, or in this case, Discord, you would never reach your full potential. You had to overcome the hardship to achieve true peace. I know he was a cruel being but trust me when I say I had nothing but the best of intentions when I created him!” She was almost pleading to the mares, hoping to find some measure of understanding for the atrocity she committed between the three. She hung her head low in defeat clenching her eyes shut. Just then however, she felt a pair of hooves wrap around her. She opened her eyes to see Fluttershy hugging her.

“It’s alright, you didn’t mean it. Nopony holds it against you.” The first true act of kindness she had received in over a millennium. She wasn’t sure what to make of it. The young mare let go and flew back to join the two others. A solitary tear escaped the ancient god’s eye, unnoticed by the guests.

“Very well, my little ponies. Get comfortable as I’m about to tell you my story”

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“So this is what you’ve been working on then huh? Your answer to the delightful Elements of Harmony is a creepy looking mutant? Well I guess if he’s as weird as he looks, he might just be up for the job.” He shrugged his shoulders and watched as Alexia released the spirit of disharmony onto Equestria. The following weeks were referred to as the darkest days of Equestrian history. Discord took control of the ponies and ruled the land with disorder and chaos. The two gods knew that the elements would be capable of defeating him, this was their intention; the great plan. The ponies would unite together and use the combined power of harmony itself to defeat the chaos and true peace would be restored.

“You lack creativity, old man. This thing’s a work of art. I gave it the ability to warp existence itself, how cool is that?” She grinned like a maniac. He merely sighed.

“Yes and look how he’s using it.” They watched as Discord turned a pair of ponies into bunnies and a pair of bunnies into ponies.

“He’s having a little fun yes, but when the people rally together to defeat him then we can all have a nice celebratory utopia, don’t you think?” She placed her hands on her hips in a triumphant pose

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“So your intentions truly were to use Discord as a catalyst for advancing Equestria?” This time it was Twilight who spoke out.

“Indeed, we believed that by exposing you to the unbridled chaos of Discord, we could get you to unite and become a world without borders. True world peace...” Alexia seemed to sadden at this, knowing what had happened. “But it didn’t exactly work out to plan.”

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“Discord!” An unexpected turn of events. The two gods could only look in horror as the alicorns stood up to Discord alone instead of the people uniting together to defeat him. Worse than that, they wielded the Elements of Harmony.

“Ah my little ponies, come to bask in my magnificent glory have you?” Discord was as cruel as he was self-obsessed. He loved the sound of his own voice. He loved his ability to create chaos with but a thought.

“We’re here to defeat you and depose your wretched rule of chaos.” The one they had named Luna spoke in a very strong regal voice. As though she thought shouting at Discord would defeat him.

“My my, what a set of lungs you have my dear.” Discord chucked as the pair of earplugs he had materialised plopped out of his ears. “You know, I don’t really like it when people barge into my home and start saying they wish to kick me off my throne.” His voice began to grow more sinister. “You believe truly that you two are a match for me?”

“Perhaps not alone Discord, but together with the power of harmony, we can defeat you!” Celestia, ever the zealot when it came to harmony and friendship.

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“I’m fairly certain you can work out what happened then.” The mares all knew the story of Discord. Celestia had told them about him when he freed himself from his stone prison.

“So you’re saying you didn’t want Celestia and Luna to defeat Discord? But that’s what led up to them becoming the co-rulers of Equestria! Are you saying it was a mistake that they are now the princesses?” Twilight was forever loyal to her mentor.

“Yes, I didn’t want them to rule. I wanted the ponies to be free of all sense of ownership. I know Celestia and Luna are great rulers but they are not part of the plan. They shouldn’t have even been able to use the Elements, only the avatars of the Elements can. The princesses must’ve used sheer force of will to command them to obey.” She spoke with practiced ease. This was a speech she had been forced to use many times when Celestia had asked why she had created Discord and why she was against the alicorns ruling. They had remained silent after this. Celestia must’ve done a good job mindfucking the ponies over the last millennium, the human mused.

“I want to free her.” Fluttershy said without even a warning. Her two friends stared at her in disbelief, Alexia herself barely believing it either.

“Oh come on, Fluttershy! This thing has been kept here by the princess for a thousand years and you don’t think she had a good enough reason to do it?” Rainbow Dash was the Element of Loyalty after all, seems her loyalty to Celestia rivalled Twilight’s. “You’ve not told the important part yet, get to the point! Why did the princess imprison you down here?”

“Short answer? Because I tried to destroy the universe.”

The three young mares simply stared at Alexia with their jaws practically touching the floors. She often wondered why everything wasn’t quite as cartoony as her precious ponies were; it was so much more entertaining.

“You…” Twilight.

“Tried to…” Fluttershy.

“DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!?” And Rainbow Dash, ever the loudmouth.

“Eeyup…” She sighed.

Dash was shaking with rage while the other two just seemed confused.

“Why would you do that, huh? You made the entire universe apparently and then you decided to destroy it!?” Hearing it from someone else never felt good. Dash flew up to the human’s face. She could see the eyes barely contain the tears but that didn’t quell her rage. This was a goddess who had a responsibility and betrayed it on a whim. To Dash, it was a travesty.

“Rainbow Dash, I-“

A crack echoed through the cavernous chamber. Dash had punched her. The other two mares could only look on in horror as they feared for her safety. Even bound by such powerful magic, this was an incomprehensible entity. All three of them were aware that it was capable of scattering their atoms into dust without any difficulty. But the reaction they got was completely unexpected. A half laugh, half sob escaped from the human.

“I deserved that one.” She spoke softer now, no longer full of confidence.

“I’ve got plenty more.” Not a doubt in her mind about that. Betrayal was a crime to Dash: loyalty to your duty and your friends above all else. “Gonna tell us why now?”

“Sorry everypony but that’s all I can say right now.” Alexia had said more than she had done in over a thousand years. These mares had been able to connect with her on a level that the always business princess couldn’t do but she couldn’t reveal all her secrets or their brains might turn to mush. Dash flew back to the other two who had recovered from their shock somewhat. Dash and Twilight made for the stairs but Fluttershy sat fidgeting where she was.

“Umm, I still want to let you go.”

“If you really don’t like me being stuck down here I won’t exactly argue.” Alexia longed for freedom, she was sick of this hellhole and if manipulating Fluttershy’s kindness was an exit, she wasn’t going to go and say “Oh you know what, I quite like my harsh imprisonment! You just leave me here for another thousand years!” Fluttershy’s words stopped both Dash and Twilight in their tracks.

“Come on Fluttershy, you can’t be serious? Twilight you don’t agree with this do you?” Twilight didn’t answer.

“Nopony deserves to be shut away like this forever, even if they aren’t a pony.” She seemed to be tapping into that strange confidence that arose in times of great need. She flew directly to where one of the shackles clasped around Alexia’s wrist. She was horrified to see it was cutting brutally into the flesh, blood both old and new covered her arms. “This looks terrible!” She couldn’t help but sob at the thought of another creature being in such pain for so long. “I’m going to free you! I don’t care about what you did or why you did it, this is wrong!” With her new found resolve she began to buck the chain while maintaining her flight. Fluttershy was neither a strong flier nor kicker and she struggled to do both at the same time. Twilight noticed this and following he friend’s noble example began to levitate a loose rock in the chamber over to the other shackle, striking it repeatedly.

“I agree Fluttershy; I think she’s paid her penance.” Twilight was going against her beloved mentor’s wishes. It pained her very soul with every strike but this treatment was worse. Alexia was genuinely touched by these two showing such compassion for life that they would free an enemy from its torment against the wishes of their beloved rulers.

“I dunno what to do with you girls sometimes…” Rainbow was loyal to her friends, she chose to help them and face the consequences together. Her assistance seemed to help as the shackle around the human’s right arm was released leaving her dangling painfully from one arm. Fresh blood poured from the still trapped arm. The sensation of a new pain seemed to awaken Alexia properly, she felt alive again. When the other three shackles that held her legs and left arm broke, she began to fall into the abyss but was stopped by a violet glow surrounding her whole body.

Twilight levitated her over to the ground beside her. When she released the glow, Alexia landed on her feet but as soon as they had made contact with the floor her legs crumpled beneath her. Lying unceremoniously on the ground was a naked ancient god who couldn’t stand up straight. Alexia felt true happiness once more; she revelled in the sensation of freedom. Only one thought remained in her mind at this point.

“Wouldn’t happen to know where I could find some clothes?”