RariDash Group Collab

Written by Dr.Fayz

"...You too? ...Seriously?"

"I know it might seem a little out of the ordinary, but— "

"Ah mean Rainbow Dash being one is obvious! But you??"

"Woah! What the hay is that suppose to mean?! You think just because I constantly act boyish and dominate and is always trying to prove my vast superiority over stallions to attract mares, that automatically labels me as some kind of fillyfooler?"

"...Eeyup."

"See‼ This is why I HATE stallions! They're so judgmental!"

"Now now, calm down, Rainbow Dash. There's no reason in getting your feathers all ruffled over what other ponies think. I'm certain Big Mac didn't mean for it to be offensive. Right?"

"..."

"...Ahem.—Now I know this is a lot to ask, but we're really not comfortable in asking somepony else about this."

"Well, Ah'm not exactly comfortable in being asked to do this either. Y'all aware there are real services for this, right? Ah ain't nothin' but a simple farm pony."

"Oh, but you're perfect! You're strong, confident and industrious! All excellent qualities! Besides, you can't possible have us ask some random stallion for something this important! I mean you're basically family."

"Which is why Ah'm uncomfortable with this... y'all two being close friends with AJ... Ah'm not so sure she'd approve."

"Oh nonsense! ♥ I'm sure Applejack wouldn't mind at all! And besides... she doesn't have to know."

"Hrmm... I don't know..."

"Oh please! It'll be quick! I promise! Just get into the barn and pop it in there and when you're done we'll be out of your hair."

"Harrumph... All right..."

"Wonderful! Rainbow Dash, are you okay to go alone? I could tag along for moral support if you'd like... Hold your hoof if things get scary—" ♥

"I'm fine‼ I'll just be in and out, or uh—he will... Then we're out of here!"

"All right. I'll be out here!"

"You're lucky AJ brother. That's only reason I'm letting you do this to me, you know?"

"Ah'm surprised you're the one Ah'm doing it to. How'd she convince you to take that bullet?"

"Look, I know you won't understand because you haven't slept with Rarity, and you never will, but trust me when I say this: There is no way—in Tartarus—that I'm eating a sloppy joe for the rest of my life just because of a foal! Not with her‼ Uh-uh! If she desperately wants a foal, I'll get her one, but there is no way I'm letting her give birth to it!"

"..."

"...Let's just get this over with. I don't time to explain myself to you..."

"Ah'm sorry Ah asked."

"Whatever. Get on with it already! And just so you know— I won't moan or anything."

"Not willingly you won't..."