Pinkie Pie the Porn Director
Who is Brian Shadow?
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Pinkie Pie was done with a first draft of a script that involved many sexual scenes with a somewhat coherent story. "Spike, are you there?"
Spike was meditating his impure thoughts away. He had realized that the reason he is haunted is because his mind is still full of conflicting thoughts. He tried to meditate the trauma away; the only problem was the damn mares he lived with were needier than a helpless foal. "What do you want Pinkie? I am busy."
Pinkie Pie wasn't in the mood to take shit. She had already pleased a horny princess; then when said princess returned from her shower, she was practically assaulted again. Hormones were Pinkie's enemy in making this movie. Twilight was a horny pregnant mess and Pinkie was the only pony who had to deal with the craziness. "Spike, just tell princess preggopants that I will be going out to find a producer. If she asks where I will be going exactly you just say 'I don't know' got it?"
Spike nodded and closed his eyes and resumed his peaceful meditation for a mere three seconds before Pinkie slammed the door shut. "Bitch, ah darn it I swore...This mediation thing is really not working." He sat there and tried to relax himself again before he was ready to begin meditating again.
Five seconds into meditating, after gaining his inner peace, he was disturbed again. The offending pony this time was Twilight Sparkle. She was looking around in frustration and when she started grumbling it broke Spike's concentration. "Let me guess you're looking for Pinkie Pie?"
Twilight blushed. "I was hoping she and I would have a nice dinner and then..."
Spike knew where it was going and didn't want to hear it. "She left to look for a producer, and she didn't tell me where exactly she would be."
Twilight frowned, "Oh, okay that's fine. I will just wait for her to return and then I might slather her with-"
Spike yelled in frustration, "Enough...This isn't helping...I am going to the basement,"
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Pinkie Pie was strolling through Ponyville with the script in her saddlebag. She was going to potential investors which meant trying to hit up Filthy Rich. Filthy Rich, as his name implies, is probably a dirty rich pony who loves sleaze. She was excited in having a wealthy backer to support her artistic masterpiece that combines all the genre's of sex into one crazy film.
With the beautiful sun shining and the clouds looking perfectly in place, "Thank you Rainbow Dash," the day was looking great. She finally made it to Filthy's house and rung the door bell.
When no one answered she rung the bell five times in a row within a time frame of two seconds. She waited for a good five seconds more before she frantically rung the bell until Filthy Rich had opened the door in such a fuss.
"What in Celestia's good name could be so important that you would violate my tranquility?"
"Well funny you should ask, you see I am totally going to make your day."
"I don't need sex from a young baker this fine morning, if you want to prostitute yourself try starting from the bottom."
"What?! I am not offering you sex, I am offering you a deal. Deals are better than sex."
"Well...I do love a good deal, alright you have a minute to pitch your idea or I will eject you from my premises."
"Alright so I have written a masterpiece of a porno and I want you to be the producer for this movie. It will be so hot that even the sun will feel warm in comparison."
"I will pass, I have a daughter now and I can't in good conscience invest in such trifle garbage anymore."
"But, but...I need a producer, can't you just please do this one project and pretend you didn't?"
"No, but I can give you the name of some new upstart pony who seems to be loaded and into sexual things. I have heard about him when I met up with some other business ponies like myself in Canterlot recently. He goes by the name of Brian Shadow and he is always seen with an assistant that is probably just eye candy."
Pinkie Pie was excited at the prospect of possibly getting a producer. "Ooh, Ooh, tell me where he lives."
Filthy chuckled, "That's the thing no one knows where he lives or what he looks like. The only information I can give you is his office is in Canterlot."
Pinkie Pie was satisfied with that and was ready to begin her search for the mysterious Brian Shadow. "Okie Dokie Lokie, thanks for the information and have fun staying pure for your daughter. I got some dirty shameless porn to make."
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Pinkie Pie made it to Canterlot after a long train ride. She felt guilty about borrowing money from Twilight but what she had to endure to get the money made her guilt slowly disappear. "I need to get this movie produced and fast. I don't know how much more of it I can take. She is so ravenous."
She decided that bitching about a horny housemate wasn't going to solve anything and made sure to search high and low for the building where Brian Shadow worked. She ended up asking random strangers if they knew of where it was, and most of them had no clue who Brian Shadow was.
One pony she asked though had answered with "Yeah it's that building over there that was finished being built recently. It hardly seems to be open and no one really knows what product or business they are dealing."
Pinkie Pie was feeling a surge of energy going through her body as she neared the end of her search. It turned out she had to use the bathroom, so she used a restroom at a mini mart after threatening to urinate all over the floors if she wasn't allowed to use it.
She left there with her head held up and her dignity still intact. She made her way to the office building where the infamous and mysterious Brian Shadow lurked.
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Brian Shadow was enjoying another day of being awesome without having done anything awesome. He was already being whispered about and his business was booming. His business was the business of being awesome, and also investing wisely in things thanks to his beautiful assistant who was giving him a blowjob.
Brian Shadow enjoyed having his beautiful assistant in his office because she was a sexy pony who knew her place. "That's right keep licking that spot you dirty mare."
The mare sucking on his phallus was moaning in delight at being verbally abused. She had enjoyed being his assistant especially when she was able to make all of his stress go away. "I wubl thifth comk" she managed to sound out while pleasing his erect manhood.
Brian Shadow was about to say something very demeaning but his door opened and a pink nightmare entered his office without any warning. "What the buck?" he said in confusion at the sudden intrusion.
Pinkie Pie was shocked when she saw Brian Shadow especially cause he looked so familiar. She then noticed the lovely assistant scrambling from beneath the desk and wiping her mouth off. "You have got to be bucking kidding me."
Brian Shadow was blushing and wondering how to respond to the intruder. "Well I can explain Pinkie...You see it's sort of..."
Pinkie Pie was floored by who Brian Shadow actually was. "Sort of what? Is this what you two really have been up two this entire time?"
The assistant blushed and spoke up, "Well you see, it started out as just a role-play, but then an idea came up and we started a fake business."
Pinkie Pie was now eyeing the thing dangling between Brian Shadow's legs. "So what the hell is that then?"
Brian Shadow looked down and chuckled. "Well Pinkie... that's my cock," he replied proudly.
"So let me get this straight, you two have been sneaking around and disappearing just to have role-play sex in some office when you could be doing it at the comfort of your home? What a waste of money and time."
Brian Shadow removed the black wig and revealed the rainbow hair hiding underneath it. "I guess it sounds stupid when you say it that way. I wanted a spot that was just ours, a place where she and I could go when we needed to get away from the world. Also this was going to be the last time we did this since well...Fluttershy is pregnant."
Pinkie Pie blinked and froze, "I don't even..."
Fluttershy removed her disguise and tried chiming in. "Well I know this may be all a shock but stay with us Pinkie."
Rainbow Dash could see the wheels turning in Pinkie's head. "Well it all started after the-"
Pinkie Pie didn't care when it started she was just not in the mood. "You guys have been yucking it up; enjoying life and getting pregnant while I have been forced to suffer and live with a horny alicorn?"
Rainbow Dash had forgotten all about the trouble Fluttershy had caused during her Candy Clit days. She removed her fake phallus and got from behind the desk to talk to her friend. "Alright Pinkie, what can I do for you? It's obvious you came here to meet a business man, who doesn't exist, for something."
Pinkie Pie gritted her teeth and opened her saddle bag. She pulled out the script and calmly said "I need you to produce my film."
Rainbow Dash didn't even look at it and said "Done! So what kind of movie is it?"
Pinkie Pie grinned, "It's a porno and it's going to be the most revolting and shocking porno that has ever made a pony want to masturbate furiously to."
Rainbow Dash had a huge smile. "Dirtier than Naughty Mares 7?"
Pinkie Pie laughed, "Naughty Mares 7 will feel like a children's movie after this is made."
Rainbow Dash pulled a check book from her desk and asked "How many zero's should I write after this one?"
Pinkie's eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.
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After discussing the business end of the production deal they were making some contracts were drummed up and they would have their lawyers look them over. Pinkie Pie was in a better mood and decided to finally ask about the pregnancy.
"So what's the deal with Fluttershy being pregnant? Are you two like engaged or secretly married?"
Rainbow Dash nuzzled Fluttershy and smiled, "No we aren't married but we will be getting married. We haven't told anyone because of that Candy Clit business still being a thing."
Fluttershy kissed Rainbow Dash's muzzle and smiled. "I was surprised at us getting together as well, I thought I lost Rainbow as a friend and we ended up talking for a long time one night and that lead to...Other things. After that, we realized we loved each other strongly and pursued a relationship. That lead to us having role-play fun and eventually this."
Pinkie Pie was still confused as to whose seed was inside her. "So the donor?"
Rainbow Dash scoffed, "As if I would let Shy get some stallion jizz in her. That baby is part me and part her. I would explain the science of it but you would have to talk to egg head. It seems there are measures for mares to make baby with mares, the safest method is expensive but it was worth the bits."
Pinkie Pie was hoping that magic wasn't a part of the process. "Say Rainbow Dash, was magic a part of the whole...thingy?"
Rainbow Dash got defensive, "Yes magic did play a role but it was totally safe, I wouldn't have let Shy get injured just to satisfy my ego."
Pinkie Pie sighed softly "Then I am so the father of Twilight's future foal...Well enough of the boring stuff how would you two like a part in the film?"
Rainbow Dash was hesitant to reply, "S-sure?"
Fluttershy was red in the face and made an "eep" sound.
Pinkie Pie was already jumping to stage three. "Well you see I need some actors and I figure since Fluttershy has experience in adult entertainment business, " Pinkie pie paused to give Fluttershy an accusing look, "and you are willing to do kinky things with her it would kill two birds with one stone."
Rainbow Dash pondered upon the thought for a minute and said "Alright, just as long as you don't have any scenes in which Fluttershy is with some other pony."
Pinkie Pie giggled, "Oh Dashie, I would never purposely ruin your happy relationship even though my life got ruined. That would be silly!"
Fluttershy felt guilty again. "I'm sorry, I didn't know it would end like that; had I known, I would have never taken the job."
Pinkie Pie mulled it over, "Well I accept your apology, and now that we are in agreement I am going to have to see you two in action."
Fluttershy hid her face behind her bangs. "What?! Why?"
Pinkie Pie grinned, "I am just kidding, you guys should have seen the look on your faces. Anyways, I have to go home now and get molested by Twilight, you two have fun and I will see you when it's filming time."
Rainbow Dash watched Pinkie Pie leave and went to lock the door. "Well Shy, how about we get back to having fun?"
Fluttershy nodded and laid on her back with her pussy bare and she spread it with a hoof. "Why don't you evaluate my potential in this office Mr. Shadow."
Rainbow Dash got excited and felt the urge to devour Shy's delicious pussy. "You asked for it, you slutty mare," she said before she launched herself towards her victim and began munching away like a hungry beast.
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Pinkie Pie had an interesting day, to say the least, and when she returned to the library she was going to tell Twilight the good news. That was until she walked in the door and saw an angry princess staring her down. "Hey Twilight, what's with the creepy look?"
Twilight was snorting out of her nose and stomping the ground. "I saw your note... you plan on moving out as soon as you have the funds from the producer don't you."
Pinkie Pie had never had been so scared in her life. She was staring down an angry all powerful princess, who was hormonal and suffering from mood swings, that she had managed to piss off. "Well about that, I...Yes."
Twilight began crying hysterically, "It's because I am fat isn't it?"
Pinkie Pie knew she had two options at this point; comfort the pregnant mare that potentially is siring her spawn or get the buck out of there. She cursed herself for being a decent pony and choosing the first option. She got really close and began gently rubbing Twilight's side. "Oh come on, you're not fat. I just missed having my own place to stay and didn't want to be a burden to you."
Twilight sobbed a bit more before she replied. "Pinkie, you aren't a burden to me. I love having you around and I would be really sad if you left."
Pinkie Pie was getting into rubbing Twilight's sides and began feeling around. While her hooves were busy, exploring Twilight's body, her mind went back to earlier in the day. "You know what suddenly I am feeling inspired to stay. I really hope this foal is ours Twilight. If it is ours I promise to be there for it and for you."
Twilight was blushing and brought her lips to Pinkie's and kissed them passionately. "Oh Pinkie that was the sweetest thing anypony has ever said to me. Take me!"
And then they had sex.
Author's Note
Well hope you enjoyed the chapter. This chapter wasn't able to get kinkier since it was a stage setter but next chapter Pinkie will be searching for actors and actresses to star in her amazingly awesome and raunchy fuck fest of a porno.
Stay tuned.
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