A New Life

by loveless2012

The Last Human Returns

Previous Chapter

Pony POV:

Nine platoon's of sixteen each containing every known military under the alliance of Equestria and Equestria it's self are following behind their leaders which are following a probe that will take them to the last human. The platoon's are being carried in early nineteen thirties army trucks. The engines of the trucks are powered by magical gems. The soldiers were sadly carrying medieval weapons. Even six young female's are following the probe. One hundred and sixty two mythological and non-mythological creatures are headed towards the mountain's that are now called the Everfree Mountain's. The one hundred sixty two mythological and non-mythological creature's were navigating through a forest. Everyone has been trekking through the forest for several hours now.

"So this creature could be a threat to the entire world," Twilight Sparkle said looking worried. She was walking next to her former mentor Princess Celestia. Twilight's friends were walking not too far behind her, Princess Celestia and Luna.

"If not even Discord created and/or knows of this creature, then yes, he could be a threat," Princess Luna said sounding a little worried.

"That is true my dear sister. The countries today only know that the human's were far more advanced then we are today," Celestia said with even more worry.

"Then why are you two worrying so much," Pinkie Pie said while still being all bubbly.

"You were there during the first video Pinkie. This creature most likely has fare more advanced weaponry then every country today does," Celestia said.

"Good point," Pinkie said before she saw something coming this way. She then points to it before saying, "There's something coming this way."

Everyone saw that something was coming there way and it was moving fast. Everyone stopped in their tracks so that whatever is heading their way. As the thing was getting closer, it was getting more recognizable. What was coming closer to them looked like a car, but not like any car they had ever seen. After a few minutes it stopped in front of the car that the Princesses were in. Every guard was at the ready as a door opened up while a creature came out of it. The creature looked around for a few seconds before saying, "Okay, seriously, near modern transportation to my standards with medieval weaponry. How messed up can that be and Discord, don't even start with your chaos magic. No time for that right now" The creature pointed to the draconequus before he could do anything.

Kyle's POV

I've been driving for about six minutes after I picked up on a probe that was sent out after a thousand years. The probe gave me an understanding that a large military group and some of their leaders are heading towards the bunker. It even gave me pictures of what they looked like and who they were. I was quite shocked of what they all looked like. I was even more shocked that most of the creatures on the images that the probe sent back looked like certain characters from a certain seven year old girls television show. And that television show just so happens to be My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The only reason why I know is because I babysat a few of my colleagues daughter's before whenever they had one of those drink till your drunk parties. I did a little research on the show, so I know the back story of the show and it's main characters. It was a pretty good show if you were really into it. If your reading this, then your either a Brony or a Pegasister, so back off a little okay, not really in the mood.

Sorry, back on track. After another two minutes of riding through the forest I started to see the military convoy. It wasn't as impressive as the plan I had for the world back in the day, but still, impressive none the less. I noticed that the convoy had stopped so that would obviously mean they see me. A few more minutes of driving and I come to a stop in front Princess Celestia's mode of transportation, which was obviously a nineteen thirty's limo. Kinda obvious with the sun painted on the hood, at least I think it's a sun. I got out of my transportation, which was a four door Jeep Wrangler with a three inch lift. All the guards were, guess what, on guard. No surprise there, right. I mean seriously, the guards look like their about to do something stupid when they saw me.

I mean, yeah, they haven't seen one of my kind in what, sixty five million years, but still, the look on some of the guards faces, priceless. At least I had the courtesy of washing off the blood from the badly wounded I helped patch up and got a haircut that matches the goatee I have. I know, a goatee, but it looks good on me.

"Okay, seriously, near modern transportation to my standards with medieval weaponry. How messed up can that be and Discord, don't even start with your chaos magic. No time for that right now, got some soldiers back at my bunker that need some better medical attention. Well, four of them do, the rest are fine. Got the four patched up and have been healing for six months now, so yeah," I said as I pointed Discord out then pointed back towards the bunker. Seriously, wasn't too hard to figure out that his hand was about to snap to create something even more messed up or something along the lines.

There was some rustling going on in that old style limo until all three Princesses and the rest of the Elements of Harmony came out of it. Even Discord and what looked like Fleur Dis Lee came out. I just raised an eyebrow at the site of Fleur. "You must be Kyle Smith," Princess Celestia said walking in front of her limo.

I walked in front of my car then sat on the trunk before saying, "And you must be Princess Celestia and no, human's don't have magic."

Princess Celestia was a little shocked, but from my point of view, she didn't look it. It was more like everyone else were. "How do you know who I am," Celestia said with a little shock in her voice.

"You can stop trying to scry into my brain Celestia. If you got an I.Q. of two hundred sixteen like I do, then you can tell if someone or somepony is trying to look into your brain or not," I said.

"Not even I have an I.Q. that high," Twilight said looking amazed.

"Yeah, my I.Q stopped growing when I turned twenty," I said shrugging a little.

"Let's get back on track here," Princess Luna said looking a little agitated.

"Oh yeah, the soldiers," I said heading back into my car.

"Want me to turn your vehicle around for you," Princess Celestia said, "it's thanks for saving the soldiers."

I took a look around before saying, "Don't worry, I can turn this car around." I got in the car then closed the door. I started the car then revved it up. I rolled down my window then poked my head out before saying, "You might wanna get into the limo." Everyone that was in the limo got back in as I started to spin the tires of the car. After the last one got, I just spun the car around as dirt fly every where. I got my car to point in the other direction before poking my head out of the window and saying, "We'll be at the bunker in about six or seven minutes." I brought my head back in after hearing a few moan's from some of the guards. I rolled up the window and started driving back to the bunker. The military trucks and limo started to follow me to the bunker.

After about six minutes of driving, I stopped near a cliff face. I leaned over to the glove compartment and opened it up then searched through it until I found what I was looking for. I pulled out a garage door opener and pressed the button. I put the device back as the cliff face started to part towards me. Everyone behind me were surprised it the sight in front of them. After the doors were fully open, which could fit three vehicles at a time, I drove into the bunker.


Author's Note

Trixie will come in a later chapter.
Also, Sorry for the short chapter.