Simply Ridiculous

by Dashie222

Rating: everyone
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 1239

A story about ridiculousness.

Like the title says, this story is simply ridiculous. I thought "What would my story be like if I only worked on it at times between 10 P.M. and 5 A.M." and so I made this thing. Believe me I think that this will either fail amazingly or not fail amazingly (I doubt it's going to be that popular since my stories never are.) Either way this story will be ridiculous, whether that's good or bad is up for you to decide. Wow you're still reading the description. Go read the story. I at least hope it's more enjoyable than the description. Oh and by the way, I'm not going to tell you when the story transitions.

Published 2012-02-27 14:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-27 14:04:01 UTC

Numbers...Those would just make it more confusing.

Pinkie Pie awoke from the most amazing dream. In it she was flying high with Rainbow Dash. However Pinkie Pie didn’t have to use and type of machine to fly. No in her dream she was a Pegasus, soaring high above the clouds and only caring about not crashing. It was truly her favorite dream and she was upset when it ended. After the realization that it was all a dream she went about her morning routine.

First she checked her calendar to see if there were any special events today but there weren’t. Next she went to the baby cakes’ room to try and make them laugh. She tried many things from making silly faces to telling jokes however the one thing that always worked was her falling or suffering some kind of pain. This time she had sat down on a bed of spikes that somehow managed to make its way into the babies’ room. She immediately felt the sharp pain and leaped into the air, landing on a bag of flour that she was then covered in. She never thought why the babies laughed at pain or that it could be sick and twisted in any way. She also didn’t think twice about why there was a bed of spikes in their room. It seems that the Cakes’ were right to not want to have her babysit.

Rainbow Dash had just woken up after an exhausting day yesterday. Somehow Twilight Sparkle had found a Pegasus for a day spell and used it on Pinkie Pie. All day she had flown all over Ponyville with her, looking at the sights and having fun. But now Rainbow’s wings were sore and she couldn’t fly at her top speed for a few days. It was okay though since she didn’t feel like practicing for the spot on the Wonderbolts that she new inevitably awaited her. Today she just wanted to relax. Unfortunately for here things wouldn’t go as she planned.

Pinkie Pie had just finished eating breakfast and was heading out to see Twilight. She just had to tell her about the dream she had and really wanted to see if Twilight knew a spell that could help her make it come true. The walk over was okay but she was interrupted by a certain rainbow Pegasus she ran into. Literally.

“Would you watch where you’re going Pinkie Pie,” Rainbow Dash said as she stood up and dusted herself off.

“Sorry Rainbow Dash. I was just really in a hurry to see Twilight because of a dream I had. Do you want to hear about it?”

“Sure Pinkie Pie.”

Rainbow Dash had no intention of listening to her go on about her dream and so she mentally drowned out her voice. After a about ten solid minutes of constant rambling from Pinkie Pie she knew it was finally safe to listen again.

“So do you want to go see Twilight with me?” Pinkie Pie asked excitedly.

“Sure,” Rainbow Dash replied and they were off to Twilight’s house.

The male Earth pony Julius had just awoke from his sleep by the shafts of light that shined through his window.

“Really author,” he said though there was no one else around, “You just have to make it so the sun is blinding me in the morning.”

He waited a moment as if there was somepony to respond to him but there was no reply.

“Fine then, be that way.”

Julius walked downstairs to get some breakfast. He opened his fridge to see that there was a serious shortage of food even though he had just purchased a week’s worth only yesterday. He looked up at the ceiling with a disgruntled expression.

“You know, you are a jerk. I just bought food yesterday and you made it disappear just so you could get me to go and be a part of your story. Well I will have no part of it.”

He sat down in one of his chairs and began to tap a hoof on his table out of boredom. He looked left and right waiting impatiently for something. His stomach grumbled out of hunger.

“Fine I’ll join in,” he said as he hung his head down.

Julius went out in search of some food. It seemed however that no place in Ponyville had any food available. It was either they ran out or they couldn’t spare any but no food was still no food. Instead of finding food Julius found something more interesting coming out of the library. Out came two Pegasus. One was pink with a puffy mane and the other was rainbow colored. He ran over to the both of them as fast as he could.

“Hello you two. You must be where the plot is,” Julius said to the two of them.

They both exchanged confused faces but finally Pinkie Pie said, “What do you mean plot?”

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash had finally reached Twilight’s house and were just let in. They were all seated as Pinkie Pie began to tell Twilight about her dream. Again Rainbow Dash blocked out all noise coming from Pinkie Pie. It was a very useful technique if you were going to be friends with her. After another ten minutes Rainbow Dash allowed herself to hear again.

“I think I can do that for you Pinkie Pie. I just got a book with the very spell you need,” Twilight said as she began levitating a book over to her.

She flipped through the pages of the book and finally stopped on one, “Okay here’s the spell: Pegasus for a day,” she said.

Rainbow Dash was a little surprised Pinkie Pie would want to fly again already and so she had to speak up, “Pinkie Pie, I don’t think you need to fly every day.”

“Oh I know I don’t need to fly every day but I’d still like to fly for one day,” Pinkie Pie said.

“But you flew yesterday.”

Twilight and Pinkie Pie exchanged confused looks and Twilight said, “But I’ve never done this spell before.”

“That’s what you said yesterday and then you did the spell perfectly.”

“Oh Rainbow Dash are you feeling well,” Pinkie Pie said, “I think you’re getting sick.”

“Let’s put that aside for now Pinkie Pie,” Twilight said, “Get ready.”

The pink Earth pony prepared herself for the upcoming spell. Twilight began to use her magic. Her horn glowed with its purple light as many colors began to circle around Pinkie Pie. After the colors completely blocked her from anypony’s view the change to Pegasus for a day occurred. The colors around her began to fade as she was revealed with her new wings.

“That’s exactly how it went yesterday Twilight,” Rainbow Dash began to say, ‘And then Spike came running down the stairs saying ‘I’m sorry’.”

Almost as if she had known what was going to happen Spike came running downstairs saying, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry Twilight.”

“What happened Spike,” Twilight asked with concern.

“He burnt your encyclopedia,” Rainbow Dash said.

Not even a second afterwards Spike followed with, “I burnt our encyclopedia.”

Twilight was unable to be angry as she now wore the most dumbfounded look on her face possible.

“Why don’t we go test out those new wings of yours,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Okay,” Pinkie Pie replied and they both left.