Saving private rainbow dash

»Rainbow dash...ugggh owwww wher where am I ?your in the back of a dropship. My men and I saved your life.»

Rainbow dash...really I cant remember much of what happend...Hey thats just the morphine but im afrad you cant fly for a few months. Your wings have to mend properly. Plus no sex either that has to heal too»Rainbow dash...what but

but*sigh* fine fine but to see something as handsome as whatever it is you are its gonna be hard...Yea but its for your own good and your really hot too btw im commander jhon wolf. »Pilot...sir were heading to earth so she'll be safe....Good

Dash your lucky we found you»Rainbow dash... Yea your so awsome say umm what happend to pinkie?....her severed head and bullet filled remains are in the ponyville morgue...»RAINBOW DASH...OH MY CELESTIA !!!!.. Hey she put you in this mess and being a soldier I killed her for almost killing you..»Rainbow dash...come here a min...*leans in close*...»Rainbow dash..*kisses him deeply* ... I love you dash and then again what brony doesnt... The werewolfin end.