LOGIC BE DAMNED!

by trickypentagram

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Random, Human
Length: 1172

when people playing halo 3 multiplayer are sent to equestria weird things occur

when three people are doing halo 3 multiplayer are sent to equestria some chaotic things occur don't bother guessing who was responsible just read please criticism is welcome

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-27 11:56:59 UTC

We have arrived

The last minutes were hell dealing with the awkward stares the ponies gave the gang and rarity's irritating opinion on their armour yea things are going to crash. they finally arrived at a tree Dave was the first to speak " is your friend a hippy or something"  no twilight has a library in the tree house I have to say its ironic and I say your sense of colour is horrible. do you want me to go kamikaze on you. "what's kamikaze" the three Spartans then face palmed "its when you strap a live bomb on your self and run at someone" jack explained "why would you do that" "because its offensive to my sense" but before Dave could say anymore something crashed into him. it was a blue pony with wings. "what the hell a Pegasus I'm going to go ape shit in a minute" the Pegasus was annoying just like the unicorn. whoever you are alien "I'm going to kick your flank to the moon in ten seconds flat" " I'm counting skittles" after that the Pegasus charged but Dave was ready he Sparta kicked the annoying Pegasus in the face. "8 9 10 you lied" "what was that for" "she attacked me first but she's still alive just knocked out" "you ruffian will carry her since you knocked her out" "fine does she have a name" "its rainbow dash" rarity the knocked on the door to have it answered by a lavender unicorn which is another female she looked behind rarity to see three armoured imposing figures they had different armours which covered their entire body she was a bit scared to see them so she teleported rarity and herself to a different area of the library "do you know what was behind you rarity" "yes three ruffians looking for answers mind the dark one he doesn't know how to talk to a lady twilight" the unicorn known as twilight sighed "ok so are they friendly" "yes but we should be ready when rainbow wakes up" "what do you mean when rainbow wakes up" " the dark when knocked her out when she charged at him" "typical rainbow" rarity nodded then teleported to where the figures are and saw a strange sight. they were all reading her books the dark one was reading a guide on equestrian history and the yellow one was reading daring do and the last one read equestrian culture it was surprising it was her time to speak

meet the twilight

"so who are you" twilight had began asking "we are Spartans" the black coloured Spartan said" "what are Spartans" twilights curiosity began to peak " in the campaign menu they are the people that actually get shit done and are the second race you can play in multiplayer" twilight was confused what did he mean by campaign and basically everything he just said "never mind do you mind answering my questions" "no I don't mind" twilight was starting to get excited three aliens had arrived at equestria and didn't want to suck their brains out and they were willing to answer her questions "what is your species?" "human and I come from earth" this excited twilight even further here she is talking to a group of mythological beings she needed to ask more "what are you wearing" the armour fascinated twilight it covered their entire body even the face the royal guards armour are just for show their armour seems strong and durable. "its I'm wearing a EVA helmet and a full scout body armour" this must have been some separate armour types she decided to wake spike up and send a message to the princess she then asked rarity to keep them introduce them to the rest of the mane 6

the mane 6

today wasn't good for the Spartans Dave was bored same with Luke rarity decided to introduce them to pinkie pie. Dave decided to throw a plasma grenade over his friends protests however the plasma grenade stuck to his hands and detonated exploding him in a gory mess of blood this made any unfortunate pony vomit and faint and caused panic to his new and old but halos multiplayer logic was slashed in this story so he respawned in front of the library he tracked his depressed friends and yelled "HALA VEISTA BITCHES" this shocked any pony in his voice radius

the game

                                                                                         INFECTION

there were three people were playing a game called halo they were having a party as well and guess what.

IT HAS CAKE. They were doing a game mode called infection which is fun in my opinion. either way straight to the story, GET TO THE BYCECLE" a boy named Kelly yelled to his survival friend Adam he how ever didn't want to get in the back seat and went on his own yelling IM INVINVCIBLE before getting slashed by a sword.

His attacker was Dave everyone laughing at that show. Adam got angry and yelled at everyone to stop killing him so the two reckoned they should give him a break. a dark figure was watching them as its mind was filled with possibilities he decided to send them to a new place.

Dave was the first to notice that something was different. uh guys you notice something like everything went cold" . your right exclaimed Kelly being the brains of the group had no idea what's going on before the knew it everything went black like a light bulb had exploded. they woke to see everything was different the trio examined area they where in some town square Dave noticed something they looked like their character from halo 3!. Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick

every one looked at each other and then Kelly exclaimed they were in a dream. how ever Adam pointed out that if this was a dream then how are they sharing it. so they now accept this is all real, DAMN IT why does all these buildings look like their designed by someone on crack"  Dave just yelled out clutching his battle rifle. Adam spotted something it looked like a horse but smaller and was a unicorn. Dave walked up to it the shivering horse and exclaimed that this is not earth any more. what should we do  asked Adam apparently the horses are intelligent and can speak . Luke explained then the horse (or pony) opened its mouth to say. I'm offended by being called a horse I'm a pony actually and I dare say your cloths are simply horrible its like you have been from the ever free forest. then Dave butted in then said bitch please this isn't frilly uselessness its mjolnir armour it can stop a brute shot and a energy blade slash (sometimes) so whatcha going do. then Adam came in and said its ok Dave's stressed we need help please. the white unicorn explained their going to a library to find another unicorn hopefully less annoying.