The bros of Equistria

I woke up with a head ache in a strange room on a bed to small for me. I got up and looked at my surroundings. There was an old dresser with a round mirror, a green cupboard on the far wall, a green rug in the center of the room and a small table and stool next to the window. It was still storming out-side.

I walked over to the door and opened it walking through it, barely stopping my self in time to not hit my head on the door frame. "Probably home made." i guessed. "Yes sir ma' poppa made the house before he  wen' away" said what sounded like a young country girls voice. i looked down and saw...APPLE-BLOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!! and I'm still embarrassed by my reaction. I scoped her up and brought her up in the mother of all bear-hugs and openly wept.

Apple bloom simply rolled her eyes and hugged me back. after i had finished i set her down and got over my self. I don't know if you guessed yet but i get over certain things quickly.

"Hi mister my names apple bloom whats yours?...And what are you?" apple bloom asked me.

"My names Riley and i am a human" i explained "Mah brother found you by the barn a few hours ago." she explained "your left wing is broken. Mah' brother did what he could but you need to go to the hospital when the storms over." she warned me. "Thanks apple bloom can we get something to eat? i'm really hungry." i asked. "Sure follow me." she led me down some stairs and down the hall to what a think was the kitchen. "Sorry we only have apples what type of would ya' like" she asked me "do you have any golden delicious? There my favorite" i said. she dug around in a cupboard for a few minuets "Red delicious? Nope. Granny smith? Nope. Pink lady? Nope. AHA!" she threw me a yellow apple. "last one!" she told me. "thanks apple bloom" i said. *Knock Knock Knock* "That'll some pony at the door. i'll be right back." she told me before exiting down the hall. "hello AH!" i ran down the hall to see what had happened. What i saw stopped me in my tracks. Apple bloom was being bear-hugged like before from my friend Zach. Apple-bloom had a 'Really?' look on her face and was in Zachs arms. "Exuse me but apple bloom is my wife!" i said jokingly to Zach. He opened his eyes, dropped apple bloom and ran over and got in my face. "DUUUUUDE! EQUESTRIA. HOW!?!" he asked in a 'scary' voice. "um...i forgot to carry the four?............." *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* we both fell on our backs laughing but, when i hit the ground i stopped laughing "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" i started screaming because of my broken wing. At the sound of my screaming Zack stopped laughing. "DUDE WHATS WRONG!!!" He yelled. i rolled on my stomach and he got freaked. "DUDE THERES A FUCKING FORK STICKING OUT OF YOUR WING!!!" he exclaimed. And i knew, i could feel it. "GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!" I screamed.

Then i blacked out............again.