The Incredible Drake

Deadpool

An hour passed since Spike saved the colt from the fires and he was now out instead of Drake. Spike was walking through Everfree Forest and was heading for Ponyville. As he was walking, he heard something walking behind him. He turned around and saw nothing there.

"I'm probably just hearing things." He said as he scratched his head. He then turned back around and continued his walk. Then the rustling started up again. Then as he turned his head, he breathed a stream of flames.

"YYYEEEOWWW!" Something screamed. And then Spike saw his follower. It was a Griffon who had red and black feathers. His eyes were pure white and his beak was black. On his back were two swords and he had a belt with guns, grenades and pouches.

"Sheesh! Can you shoot any hotter flames?" The Griffin sarcastically asked as he extinguished the green flame on his tail.

"Who are you?" Spike asked the Griffon.

"Silly me. Where are my manners? Name's Deadpool." He said as he stuck out his claws. When Spike shook it, a jolt of electricity went through his body. When Spike jumped back and landed on his rump, Deadpool laughed very hard and fell onto his back.

"Shocking way to introduce myself isn't it?" Deadpool asked as he laughed. Spike then saw a buzz zapper in his claws. Spike then grabbed the Griffon and picked him up.

"Who the buck do you think you are?!" Spike angrily asked.

"Whoa buddy, I wouldn't want that bad side of your to come out. I've seen what happens when you get mad." Deadpool said. Then Spike gave him a wierd look and let him go.

"How do you know about Drake?" Spike asked wondering how he knew.

"I watched you go mono-a-mono with those mares earlier today. I gotta say you ain't afraid of nothin' when you're in that form kid." Deadpool replied.

"Crap. Just what I needed. An insane Griffon to see Drake." Spike said.

"Hey! I'm not insane. I prefer the term psychotic." Deadpool said.

"Alright. Psychotic Griffon. Now can you leave me alone?" Spike asked.

"Aww. But we were getting along quite nicely. I was thinking we get lunch together and get to know each other." Deadpool said.

"You want Drake to flatten you?" Spike asked angrily.

"Ha! Good one kid! Drake can't flatten me. I can't be killed!" Deadpool exclaimed. Spike then grabbed a gun off his belt and shot Deadpool in the head. Spike waited for a few minutes and was about to leave.

"Ow! What in the name of Tartarus was that for?!" Deadpool angrily asked as he got up. Spike then was shocked as the bullet pulled itself out of Deadpool's skull and the bullet hole healed quickly.

"Told ya'. Can't be killed. I'm immortal." Deadpool said.

"Wow. Which means for an eternity to pass you'll be somepony's pain in the ass." Spike said sarcastically.

"Exactly buddy. And today I'm your pain in the ass." Deadpool said as he giggled.

"Great. Well, I gotta go." Spike said as he began to walk away. As he walked, he noticed Deadpool following him.

"I said leave me alone." Spike said to the Griffon.

"No you didn't. You said I gotta go." Deadpool corrected.

"Well now I'm saying it. Leave me alone." Spike warned.

"Or what?" Deadpool asked. Spike then took a sword of Deadpool and placed it near something important.

"Or I'll slice that off." Spike replied as his wrist twitched.

"I can grow that back ya' know. So it really doesn't matter." Deadpool said.

"Yeah. Say can you reattach stuff as well?" Spike asked.

"Yeah. Wanna see?" Deadpool asked in replying.

"Yeah. Pull off your head." Spike said. Deadpool then took his claws and ripped off his head. Spike then kicked it into a pile of bushes.

"Hey!" Deadpool screamed. And then his body went into the bushes and looked around. That gave Spike an advantage and he ran far from Deadpool. He then made it to Ponyville.

"Hope I never have to see him again." Spike said as he shuddered. He then wondered how Rarity was doing and began to walk to the Carousel Boutique.