Insanity meets Psychosis

by Lightning Flicker and co

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Alternate Universe
Length: 2875

Pinkamena pulls a number and brings a stallion over to make cupcakes, but she gets more than she bargained for.

Pinkamena pulls a number and brings a stallion over to make cupcakes, but she gets more than she bargained for.
This story contains the version of Pinkie from "Cupcakes" but the events of "Cupcakes" aren't canon to this story for 2 reasons.
1. She actually cares for her friends and doesn't want them having numbers in there.
2. She isn't dumb enough to kill them. She knows fully well that if some evil threatens Equestria, all of her friends need to be alive in order to use the elements and fight the evil.

Published 2013-09-14 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-14 01:00:01 UTC

Pinkamena meets her match

Lightning Flicker was running around Ponyville trying to help get the citizens to safety. He heard the warning the Discord was free, and he knew it meant disaster. It wasn't too long before any hopes of safety were dashed.

Discord had appeared in Ponyville square and Lightning's eyes went wide. "Shit...We're bucked..." Said Lightning fearfully.

"Hello Lightning Flicker~ Have you been a good boy while Daddy's been imprisoned?~" Discord asked in an intimidating tone.

"S-stay away from me. I don't know what you're planning, but the elements are going to-" he was cut off as Discord touched him on the forehead and he lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he found that he was in Bumblesweet's house and in the mating position with a her. "Oh dear Celestia....What happened?"

"You...you know perfectly well what happened...Please, get out of me and leave me alone" She cried.

He then pulled his cum-dripping cock out of her and she was shocked when she looked at him. "What....happened to your colors and your eyes? You look....completely different." She said, sniffling.

"I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about Bumblesweet. Please tell me what happened." He pleaded with the earth pony.

She could hear the sincerity in his voice and thought he must have a magical case of multiple personality disorder. "You...you broke into my house and then...you smacked me when I refused to mate with you, and then you raped me..." She said in between sobs.

Lighting then pulled her into a tender hug and rubbed her back. "I'm so sorry, we're just lucky you weren't in heat."

"Y-yeah..." She said as she returned the hug and cried into his neck.

*a couple months later, during that part of spring*

Pinkie was walking around the basement of Sugarcube corner wearing her cutie mark dress and horn necklace. The cakes had left to go shopping today, so she decided it was time to pull out another number. She bit her lip, trying to control her heat, and pulled out a number.

"Ooh, looks like I get to experiment with electric cupcakes today~" She said giggling. "And maybe I'll also get to satisfy...that need to ride a pogo stick~"

She then took off her dress and necklace, hiding them. She then locked the door behind her as she went upstairs and left. She then found a pegasus stallion and let him get a whiff of her pheromones.

"Hi Thunderlane. I'll let you have some "special treats" if you carry me to a friends house." She said before giggling seductively.

"Sure Pinkie, I know I'm feeling hungry for a little pink cupcake~" he replied "who did you want to go see?"

"My good buddy Lightning Flicker, we're gonna plan a party for our friends!" She lied happily.

"Alright then, hold on tight." He warned as got Pinkie onto his back and flew to Lightning's house.

Lightning was pacing back and forth in his bedroom, thinking about what to do. He wanted to go excercise and play sports with Rainbow Dash, but she made it clear she wants no stallions around while she's in heat, even wonderbolts. He then thought about helping AJ on the farm, since she has more control over her heat, but then he heard a knock on his door.

"I wonder who that could be." He wondered as he opened his door to find Pinkie Pie standing on his porch. He wondered how she could stand on the clouds, then remembered it's best not to question Pinkie Pie logic. "What's up Pinkie?"

"I was just wondering if a nice, handsome stallion like you would like to help me make some cupcakes?" She asked as she tried to control her heat so she doesn't pounce on him right there and ride him for hours.

"Sure Pinkie, I'd love to help you" He said happily, then he smelled it...her pheromones. It was turning him on and he tried to think of an excuse to have some privacy. "Uh, but first, I uh, gotta...go to the bathroom."

"hmmm....Okey dokey lokey" she said with a big grin and sat on his couch. "Take your time~" She said teasingly.

He blushed as he went to the bathroom to relieve himself. Halfway through it, he swore he could smell her pheromones on the other side of the door. "Pinkie? you need something?"

"Yeah, where are your earplugs? My little cupcake's getting really juicy from your moaning, and I don't think it's time for me to get a bun in my oven yet." She said giggling.

"Ohhhh Pinkie, don't say those things right now~" He moaned as he felt he was close to release.

She then giggled. "Why?~ Does it turn you on?~ You like it when I talk about my juicy cupcake don't you?~ I bet you wanna give my cupcake some cream filling~" She teased.

"Oh sweet Celestia~" He moaned as he came hard, aiming it into the toilet so he doesn't make a mess to clean up.

"You done playing with your thingy now?~" She asked.

"Yeah...." He said after flushing. He then walked out of the bathroom. "We can go make cupcakes now"

"Yay, we're gonna make the super-duper best cupcakes ever." She cheered.

"Yeah, it's gonna be super-special-awesome!" He agreed.

"Whee!" Pinkie exclaimed as she jumped onto his back. "Now take me to Sugarcube corner my trusty steed!" She playfully commanded, smacking his flank.

Lightning laughed and flew to Sugarcube corner. When they arrived, Pinkie jumped off his back and ran to the kitchen. He then followed her and saw she had a cupcake already prepared. "This is for you Lightning. It's a new recipe, I need your opinion." She said

"Well, alright Pinkie." He replied as he took a bite of the cupcake and felt whoozy. "Whoa, what was in..." Was all he could say before he passed out. When he awoke, he found he was strapped to an operating table in what seemed to be the basement of Sugarcube corner. There were streamers of various shades of red all over the place and there were....skulls on the tables.

"What the hay is going on?" He then saw a silhouette coming into the dark room. "Who's there? What are you gonna do to me?" he asked fearfully.

He heard Pinkie giggling. "It's me silly, and we're gonna make cupcakes" When she turned on the light, Lightning was horrified to see she had a necklace decorated with unicorn horns and she was wearing a dress that looked like it was made from pony hides. He nearly puked.

"Wh-why am I strapped to this operating table?" he asked.

"That's simple silly, you're the secret ingredient to my next batch of cupcakes" She said cheerfully. "You'll be the sexiest batch of cupcakes I've made so far."

At this point he was both blushing and sweating from fear. He could start to smell her pheromones again and could feel an erection building up.

"Ooh, looks like your little Willy wants to say hi~" She said before kissing it and giving off even more pheromones from her increasing heat.

"Ahh~ I...I can't.." he said before passing out again.

"Wow, what a lightweight. I expected more from him." She said before she saw him start to change colors.

His coat changed from a pattern of light green and dark green, to a pattern of tan-ish beige and dark green. His mane and tail had shades of dark brown added to them. And his cutie marks colors changed to a dark-blue lightning bolt and a blackish storm cloud.

"Wow, and ponies say I'm weird." She said before he awoke and opened his pure red eyes. Pinkie then felt her back itching. "Ooh, my Pinkie sense is telling me it's my lucky day~"

"Hey Pinkie, if you're gonna do things to me, now would be the time to do them." The stallion said seductively.
Pinkie then giggled and pounded a nail into each of his top hooves.

"Mmm~ I like that~" He moaned.

"Finally, I've been waiting for a stallion who likes this~" She said excitedly before fetching a large battery and controller. She tied copper wires between the terminals and the nails driven into the stallion's hooves, then gave him a seductive wink and flipped the switch.

"AHHHH!~ DADDY REALLY LIKES THAT!~" He screamed at the top of his lungs, feeling the electricity surging through his body.

Pinkie giggled as she watched. Now this stallion had bigger balls than any of the others she's had fun with, then her knee started pinching. "Uh oh, that means something scary's about to happen, but how come?"

Then she remembered...electricity was Lightning's special talent, which means the electricity was only making him stronger. "Oh buck me to hell...." she tried to flick the switch off, but by the time she did, it was too late. The stallion had broken free of his restraints and leaped off the table.

"Thanks for the pleasure Pinkie~ Now it's only fair if I make you feel good~" He said seductively, with his noticeable erection at full length, and this only made Pinkie's heat worse.

"L-Lightning, are you sure you wanna do this?~" she asked as she pointed to a tray full of surgical blades as well as saws. "I could very easily kill you and make you into cupcakes the hard way~" She said, trying to ignore her building heat and focus on cupcakes.

"Don't call me Lightning, call me Chuckbolt, spawn of chaos." He snapped as he came in close, smelling the full force of her heat. "You want me, I can tell. You want to be a bad, bad mare don't you?~" He asked seductively, then planted a kiss on her cheek.

Her mane went and tail went straight as she lost control. "Yes! Buck me long and hard, and if you don't leave me satisfied, I will definitely make you into cupcakes and eat them all myself~" She commanded before kissing him furiously on the lips.

"Mmm~" He kissed back as they blushed deeply. Pinkamena could feel the excess electricity coursing between their bodies, but she didn't mind.

Pinkamena then pushed him against the wall. "Sit, and relax for a while, you need to get warmed up first." She commanded.

Chuckbolt then sat down against the wall as he watched Pinkamena get on the floor in front of him and felt her lick his cock. "Ah~ Your tongue's so cold and wet~ I like it~"

She then giggled. "If you liked that, you'll love this." She then starts sucking his cock, taking the whole thing into her mouth.

"AHhhh~ I can tell you love sucking on big lollipops~" He moaned as she continued the blowjob. She then started to gently rub his balls as she continued to suck and slurp on his big, dark-green cock. "Ohhh Pinkie~ More~ Ahhh~"

She kept going and soon felt his cock throbbing in her mouth, encouraging her to keep going.

"Ahhh~ I'm cumming!~" he yelled as he released rope after rope of his seed into her mouth as she swallowed as much as she could. When he finished, she removed her mouth from his cock and licked her lips.

"MMmmm~ That was delicious. Now it's your turn to make me feel good~" She said in a sultry tone., turning her flank to him and lifting her tail and the back of her dress, giving him a great view of her goods.

"Your wish is my command mistress~" He said before her started rubbing the lips of her small, pink, pussy with his hoof, earning a small moan from her. He then used his hooves to spread her pussy open and started licking inside her pussy, probing it for her pleasure centers.

"AHhhh~ Yesss~ More~ A little to the left~ Ahhhhh~ Right there~ Yessss~" She moaned as she helped him find her pleasure center and enjoyed the feeling of him licking her insides.

He was really having fun making Pinkamena moan and he enjoyed the taste of her juices. He then started eating her out, making her moan even louder. A few minutes passed doing this.

"Ahhhh!~ I'm cumming!~" Pinkamena screamed as she came all over Chuckbolt's face.

Chuckbolt licked all the cum he could from her pussy and from his face. "Mmmmm~ Your cream's really tasty~" He complimented.

She giggled and then got on all fours. "Now come here and buck me~ I want you to buck my brains out~"

"Yes ma'am" He answered as he mounted her and pushed his hard cock into her pussy. "Ah~ You're pretty tight~ It feels great." He then started thrusting.

"Ahhhh~ It's so big~ I can see why mares chase you every spring~ mmmm~" She moaned as he slowly fucked her. "Faster~ I want it as fast, hard, and deep as you can!~"

"You got it Pinkie~" he asnwered as he started bucking her as fast and hard as he can without breaking any bones while going down to his balls with every thrust. "AHHHH!~ This feels awesome!~"

"Ahhhhh yes!~ THIS IS GREAT!~ MORE!~ I WANT MORE!~ AHHHH!~" She screamed as he bucked her like there's no tomorrow.

He then started spanking her flank as he bucked her, giving her more pleasure. "Say you're a dirty whore!~"

"I'm a dirty whore!~ AHhhhh!~ I'm a naughty, naughty mare!~" She moaned as they kept fucking. After a few minutes, they couldn't hold it anymore.

"Pinkie, I'm gonna cum!~" He warned

"Me too!~" She replied. She then came, soaking his cock and dripping onto the floor. Chuckbolt immediately came afterward, filling her fertile womb with his seed. After pumping rope after rope into her, he pulled out, watching his excess cum ooze out of her pink pussy.

"That was great Chuckbolt!~" She complimented. "But I'm not done yet!~" she said before grabbing a knife and pouncing onto him, knocking over a table that was too close.

"Whoa, what are you doing with the knife?~" he asked.

"This!~" She answered with some light cuts to his chest.

"Ah!~ That actually feels great!~" he moaned.

"It's about to get better~" she says before licking the blood that comes out of the cuts. "Mmmm~ Tasty!~" She then lifted herself up, then came back down on his cock, getting the whole thing inside her pussy. "Ahhh!~"

"Mmmm!~ Looks like it's your turn to be on top~" Chuckbolt chuckled and winked at her.

She smirked and started riding his cock. Riding faster and faster until they both cum again, soaking Chuckbolt's cock and filling Pinkamena's insides. They spend the next hour bucking in every room in Sugarcube corner, before leaving Pinkamena's dress and necklace in the basement and start bucking one more time in the kitchen.

"Ahh!~....I'm..cumming!~..." Chuckbolt moans and pants as he cums inside her one last time, and then falls out of her, passing out.

"Mmmmm!~ That....was...great." She said panting as she passed out next to him, her hair turning poofy again and his colors turning normal.

A few hours later, they wake up on the kitchen floor.

"Ugh, what the buck happened? My head hurts." Lightning groaned as he rubbed his head.

"I don't know...But I had the best dream ever." She said as she tried to get up, but found walking impossible as her legs were exhausted and her haunches were aching. "Lightning buddy, I seem to be having trouble getting up. Could you help?"

"Sure Pinkie." He answered, having trouble getting up himself, but manages to get up and carry her up to her room.

"Thanks Lightning. I don't remember why you're here, but I'll see you later." She says as he tucks her into bed.

"Yeah. Bye Pinkie." He says as he flies out the window.

The next day, Pinkie has morning sickness and goes to Nurse Redheart.

Sighing, the nurse then asks Pinkie "did you have Applejack make muffins again?"

"No, but I did have this awesome dream where I met this great stallion and we had lots of fun!" She said with glee.

"Hmmm, dream huh?" She questions. Then she fetches a round, white, pad-like device. "I need you to pee a little on this." She instructed.

"Ewww, but pee is for toilets." Pinkie responded, grossed out.

"It's for a test." the nurse said.

"Hmmmmmm...Okey dokey lokey." Pinkie answered grinning.

A few minutes later Pinkie came back from the bathroom with it and gave it to her. "So, whatcha testing for? Is it to check for diseases? Is it to check to see if I'm cursed?" she gasps. "AM I CURSED!?!?" She asks loudly and in a panic.

"NO! No. You're not cursed." She then looks at the device and it turns blue.

GASP! "It turned blue! What does that mean?!? Does it mean I'm gonna turn blue?" She asked.

"No." Nurse Redheart responded smiling. "It means you're pregnant."

"R-really?" She asked. "Then that means....GASP....it really wasn't a dream and I really did meet a great stallion!" She cheered. "Thank you Ms. Redheart." She says before she goes home. "Looks like I'll have to pay Lightning a little visit so I can see Chuckbolt again." She says excitedly.

The End.

Author's note: Bumblesweet isn't an OC. She's a toy-line pony. And if there's any spelling or grammar errors, let me know.