Teh best human in equestriaz evar
so one day i was sitting at my lunch table at school and then a portal opened on the table but my friends didn’t notice only me and then pinkie pie stuck her head out of her portal and i said hi and she says hi bob and i was surprised she new my name and i asked if i could go to equusria pl0x and then she said ok and then i was in eqestria and then i saw twilight sprakle and twilt sparkl said hi bob and i was surprised she knew my name again and then i said hi back and then i saw applejack and bucked me in the face and it made me sad and i started to cry and then i woke up and i saw her again and she said hi bob and i was surprised again by how she knew my face again and then i said hi back and then i asked applejack if i could have the pony secks and she said of course so then we started to have the pony secks and it was hot and stuff and then rarity joined in and then i went to see xecora but then i touched poison joke and then i turned into a pony and then i was like yay i was a pony and then i was an alicorn and then i overthrew the princess and i took over equustra and then i was the king of equstra and everypony knew my name and everypony said hi bob and then i woke up because it was all a dream and then i started to cry because it was all a dream and then pinkie pie opened a portal in my room and she said hi bob and then it didn’t seem so much as a dream so i said hi pinky and then i was in equusutria again.
