Chapter 6: Defeating Discord

Where the hell is Discord? My first guess is Ponyville, so that's where I'm going next. It'll take even longer to get there though. Maybe a day. It'll most definitely take a while.

I move steadily towards Ponyville. It took all afternoon, but at dusk, I make it to Ponyville. I find another cloud to sleep on.

When I wake up, it's raining. But the rain is chocolate. I only know of one being in Equestria that can do that.

I hear his childish laughter. "CHAOS IS A WONDERFUL THING, EVERYPONY!", he shouts. He's gonna be hardest to kill because of his ability to distort all of reality.

I think and try to rationalize a plan. It will take great skills to do this without the Elements of Harmony. He was an ally of Chrysalis, therefore he shall not be treated harmoniously. This lizard-looking motherfucker deserves nothing but a brutal death, like his comrades. I finally come up with my plan. Kill Discord, Save Equestria.

"Oh, a worthy adversary? ", Discord asks when he sees me.

"Yes, and the reason behind your demise.", I answer.

"So you think you can kill the Spirit of Chaos?", he doubts

"Let's find out.", I say and I unsheath my sword. Discord laughs and snaps his fingers.

A twig turns into a sword and we begin our duel. I slice at him, but he dodges and cuts my leg.

"Nice one...", I compliment him, wincing in pain.

"Wasn't it?", he replies, his arrogance angering me.

"My turn, my friend.", I retort and slice his face, his one tooth falls onto the ground.

"That was my only tooth!", he exclaims.

"My bad.", I say sarcastically. We kick each other's asses. It's not a fight, it's a massacre, so to speak.

"That's quite alright. It is not like I lost my head.", he laughs.

"Not yet.", I say under my breath. The sword fight continues.

Finally, I gain the upper hoof and I cut off his arm. His sword falls to the ground, but he quickly retrieves it with his remaining arm.

"Oww, you disarmed me!", he jokes. Yes, he makes a pun about losing his arm.

I continue to fight him and he cuts my shoulder in the exact same place where Sombra blasted me. The wound is reopened and it begins to bleed again. The pain is unbearable.

"Heh. You almost disarmed me.", I counterjoke.

"Yes, yes. It was rather humorous, wasn't it?", he chuckles.

"Not as funny as this.", I say as I sever his other arm.

"Now I'm completely disarmed. ", he jokes, but it's not funny the 3rd time.

"For fuck's sake, shut up!", I shout.

He smirks, not even paying attention to the fact that he's bleeding to death.

"You are too fun!", Discord says.

I have finally had enough of his shit.

"Well, guess what?", I ask mockingly.

"What?", Discord replies wih a question.

"This!", I shout as I sever his wings. The pain from my gash is excruciating. I bandage it with a piece of cloth from a torn banner.

Discord falls flat on his face. He finally shows signs of fear.

"I'll be damned. I can't fly.", he panics.

"Now to finish you.", I reply and I slice him in half. I then realize that the Trio has officially been reduced to Zero. Equestria is saved.

Defeating Discord is all that I had to do. It felt good knowing that Equestria is safe. I decided to stay in Ponyville. It's a nice little town when it's not being bombarded by evil forces.

And that's my life story.

The Deadly Trio is gone, Equestria is free from evil, and I can now move on with my life.

I look back to all the things that happened. My parents died, my enemies died, I almost died...multiple times. It took forever for me, but I got my vengeance. The good kind of vengeance that was used for a noble cause, be it lethal or nonlethal.

I am glad that I can finally settle down and continue my life. Maybe I can go back to my music career, or back to the Solar Guard. I'll just go back to my guitar. I have to compose something new. Haven't done it in ages. I am excited. I suppose I'll have to discuss this on another day. Today, I celebrate a job well done.

6 months didn't go to waste. I avenged their deaths like I promised and I saved Equestria Words cannot describe my hapiness.

I go to Canterlot long enough to discharge from the Solar Guard and then I return to Ponyville. I have decided to pursue my career as a guitarist.

I will need to find a job to buy a new guitar and a new house...my life has to start over. Almost like a reset button, except my parents are still dead.

I will get over this loss soon, hopefully and move on. I know I can do it. I've seen many ponies recover from losses similar to mine.

Life has its ups and downs, but it will always even out, and you are your own life's balance beam, so to speak.

That's all. Thanks for suffering through until the end. I greatly appreciate it. It truly means a lot. I hope you found my story of vengeance to be interesting.

There may be a happy ending to this, but this definitely isn't a happy story. Many ponies cannot bear to finish it. Consider it an achievement of some sort.

THE END.