My Little Ponystuck

You are now APPLEJACK.

No, you're not. But she is.

Applejack is a strong earth pony who works on SWEET APPLE ACRES, a family tradition. She has a number of INTERESTS. She enjoys HARD WORK very much, shown through her bucking for apples every day. She is a very dependable pony, and HONEST, too. Honesty is her element or some shit. Her family is also her interest. She loves her family very much, from her siblings and grandma to aaaall her cousins. She has a BIG FAMILY. But she loves them all.

Applejack just finished working in the apple orchards. The rest of her family had decided to rest for a little while, so she went to join them. The smell of apple pie filled the air as Big Macintosh's just finished cooking. He wasn't used to cooking much, as that was left to Granny Smith and Applejack, but he felt pride in doing it himself.

But, wait, fuck, this is about Applejack, not him.

Anyhoof, Applejack decides to wait on the pie and trots upstairs. She had installed the game that morning and was just waiting for her friends to get on Letterpal and start up the game. Oh, and it seems Twilight Sparkle is on and sending her a letter! Applejack then proceeds to have a conversation with Twilight Sparkle about the Modus and Strife Specibus, and just after Pinkie Pie logs on. Midway through the conversation, Rainbow Dash came on and sent Applejack a letter.

— amazingAcrobat [AA] began writing a letter to gatheringApples [GA] —

AA: yo applejack

AA: r u ready??????

GA: Yeah im ready! Thats such a dumb question.

AA: pffft whatevs

AA: so pinkie pie aint on yet

AA: just like her to ditch us like this

AA: ugh

GA: Have some faith in her rainbow dash. Shed never break a 'pinkie promise' ya know.

AA: i know i know

AA: its just im so excited to play this game

AA: itll be so awesome

AA: YES

AA: there she is

AA: now we can get this train rolling

GA: Alright twiligh says shes going to chat with pinkie pie and start the game.

GA: Now we wait for pinkie pie to contact me to start this game up.

AA: fuckin sweeeet

GA: Yes then after i get pinkie in youll get me in.

AA: yes >:)

GA: But are YOU ready?

AA: come on aj

AA: im so fuckin ready its crazy

GA: If you say so.

AA: i do say so got my modus and strife shit and everything

GA: Whatd you pick?

AA: techhop and hoofkind

AA: im gonna fight with my bare hooves

GA: Ha ha me too! Well make the perfect team.

AA: always have always will

GA: Eeyup!

GA: I hope they dont take too long.

GA: Gosh im so eager!

AA: im sure they wont take too long

GA: Yeah.

GA: Oh! Speak of the devil! Pinkie pie just sent me a letter! Time to get this game started!

AA: sweet

AA: see ya soon

— gatheringApples [GA] sent the letter to amazingAcrobat [AA] —

— cupcakeCelebration [CC] began writing a letter to gatheringApples [GA] —

CC: alright, applejack! twilight is doing her thing, so lets start doing mine, and fast!

CC: ill lead you through the process, dont worry! itll be a cinch!

GA: Hehe. If you say so pinkie.

GA: Im so stoked to play!

CC: great! now, lets hurry!

— —

And so they played. Applejack moved Pinkie Pie's bed into the Pound Cake's bedroom, getting the baby all curious. She managed to fit the Totem Lathe, Cruxtruder, Alchemizer, and Pre-punched card all into Pinkie's room. It was a tight fit, but it worked.

— —

CC: all in my room? boooriiiing!

CC: but we can worry about that later.

CC: time to get to work!

GA: If you say so.

CC: for now you and dashie can start playing!

GA: Really?

CC: yup! i got everything under control here!

GA: Sweet! See ya soon pinkie!

— gatheringApples [GA] sent the letter to cupcakeCelebration [CC] —

Applejack: Be the other earth pony.

That's exactly what Applejack decided to do, the other earth pony being Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie hastily got to work. The machines shook the floor a bit, so she knew the Cakes would get curious. She pulled out her Party Cannon, her weapon under 'cannonkind', and shot upwards. A cake shot out, registered under 'pastrykind'. It flew up and hit the top of the Cruxtruder, letting out the Kernelsprite and Cruxite Dowel. She threw Gummy, who was just standing around like a fucking boss, into the Kernelsprite, allowing him to become Gummysprite. She shoved the Pre-punched card into the Totem Lathe, then the Cruxite Dowel. It turned into the Totem, which she then placed on the Alchemizer. She was making beautiful time. Still 3 minutes left.

BOOM! The ground shook. Pinkie looked out the window, and could see in the distance that Golden Oak Library was gone, smoke in its place. She assumed the same would happen to her soon. She activated the Alchemizer and an oven appeared. "Nooo..." Pinkie Pie whined. She hurried downstairs and into the kitchen, avoiding the Cakes. She whipped out various ingredients and began mixing. She had less than 4 minutes to bake a cake.

— — — —

GIRL.

Twilight Sparkle shook with fright. She looked down into the endless pit around her house, seeing nothing but darkness below. "Oh man..." She whimpered.

YOU THERE, GIRL.

She decided to head back inside. Owlsprite followed, now in a new, larger form. "Owlowiscious, what's going on?"

GIRL, STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY.

Her name is not Girl. It's Twilight Sparkle. Sheesh.

"Hoo can say?" Owlsprite replied with a question.

FINE. TWILIGHT SPARKLE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

Twilight stared blankly, then turned and headed upstairs. "I was not expecting a reply..."

THE BLUE-PURPLE BIRD ALSO DISTURBS ME. NOW, RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS.

Twilight had the sudden urge to head upstairs. headed to her laptop to see...gasp! All her friends had been trying to contact her!

ANSWER YOUR FELLOW PURPLE CHUM, GIRL.

They're pals, not chums! Sheesh!

FINE. ANSWER YOUR PURPLE TEXT PAL-CHUM.

Close enough...

-==>

— glimmeringThread [GT] began writing a letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

GT: Twilight, darling!

GT: I just saw a big explosion at your home!

GT: Your whole house is gone!!

GT: But...you're still online!

GT: Please tell me you're okay... ;_;

BE: Rarity!

GT: Twilight~!

GT: Twilight, what happened~?

BE: Sstble.

GT: The silly game Pinke Pie wants us to play~? :O

BE: Yes.

GT: Is she trying to kill us...~?

BE: I don't think so. I've been transported somewhere odd.

BE: There is darkness all around and my home is atop a rocky pillar that stretches down into oblivion.

BE: I wish to ask Pinkie Pie about this, but I believe at this point she is busy, so I won't disturb her.

GT: What makes you think that, dear?

BE: She comes right after me in the game, so she must be busy avoiding her own meteorite.

BE: Rarity?

BE: Hello?

GT: Sorry, I went to go check outside.

GT: Another meteorite randomly crashed in the middle of the street!

GT: And I think there are more coming!

BE: I presumed as much. Fluttershy just told me that.

BE: I believe the game incites the meteors onto Equestria through unfathomable magic.

BE: It must be a quest to save Equestria from the meteors or whatever is sending them.

GT: Ooh, how exciting~!

GT: I do hope they hurry~!

GT: I don't want the Carousel Boutique to be struck anytime soon~

BE: Don't worry, it'll be fine, if you get everything ready in time.

BE: Anyways, I have to go. I need to check around... I think there's somepony else here besides me.

GT: Oh, no! Well, do be careful~!

BE: I will. See you later.

— bookEnthusiast [BE] sent the letter to glimmeringThread [GT] —

— amazingAcrobat [AA] began writing a letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

AA: holy shit

AA: twilight

AA: what the fuck happened

AA: your treehouse is gone

AA: where are you

AA: did you magic it away to avoid the meteor

AA: fucking awesome

BE: No. Sorry!

BE: The game has taken me away to an empty universe. I believe I must do something here, but I do not know what yet.

BE: I shall learn soon, though.

AA: oh

AA: well

AA: still cool

AA: i cant wait to be in an empty universe

BE: It's so enticing with its nothing to do.

AA: fuck yeah

AA: wait

AA: what

BE: Are you talking to Applejack?

AA: no shes doing her thing with pinkie

AA: whoa shit she just messaged me

AA: okay she says she just finished with pinkie

AA: gonna take her in

BE: Okay.

BE: Anyways, I have to go. I need to check around... I think there's somepony else here besides me.

AA: k bye

— bookEnthusiast [BE] sent the letter to amazingAcrobat [AA] —

— animalCaretaker [AC] began writing a letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

AC: twilight...?

AC: are you okay...? <:(

AC: your house is gone...but you're online?

AC: if you're busy, that's fine...i can wait! <:)

BE: I'm fine! Sorry to keep you waiting.

AC: oh, yay! what happened...?

BE: The game that we're all supposed to play took me to some dark alternate dimension. I think. That is my best guess at the moment. It's a game filled with dark magic, from what I gather.

AC: oh no...

BE: It's fine. Nothing bad will happen to any of us...

AC: i just hope i get my copy before it's too late...

AC: a meteorite just crashed in the town...

BE: Really?

AC: i can see more...

AC: no...

BE: Let's hope the mailmare gets them to you soon.

AC: i am...

BE: Don't worry, Fluttershy.

BE: I promise, nothing bad will happen to you.

BE: Once you get Rarity in, I'll get you in and make sure you're safe.

BE: And your animals. They'll be safe, too.

AC: okay...

AC: i believe you!

BE: Thank you.

BE: Anyways, I have to go. I need to check around... I think there's somepony else here besides me.

AC: oh no! be careful! <:(

BE: I will. You, too.

— bookEnthusiast [BE] sent the letter to animalCaretaker [AC] —

— emeraldBraggart [EB] began writing a letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

EB: hey, Twi!

EB: just checking in to see how you're doing! ^.=.^

EB: been hearing weird stuff about meteor showers? idk.

EB: whatever! take care, Twi! hope you're having fun with your game! ^.=.^

— emeraldBraggart [EB] sent the letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

Oh, no! Twilight just missed Spike. She sighed. She was really hoping to speak to him and then suddenly STRIFE!!!!!!

Twilight Sparkle jumped back. A strange, black monster had appeared beside her. It was bipedal like Spike, but a bit more feral-looking. It was black all over save for its white eyes and mouth. It also had spread out wings on its back. It had a demonic glare, showing that it certainly wasn't a kind beast. It lept at Twilight, to which she swiftly ejected her Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide book, smacking it square in the face and knocking it back some ways. It quickly got up, but Twilight acted fast and used her magic to smack the book into the imp creature again. It burst into a small pile of strange gem-like objects. She walked over them, and suddenly they disappeared. Twilight quickly presumed them to be some sort of currency system used for the game. She decided now would be the time to check in on Pinkie Pie.

She decided she would, but that is not the case as more winged imps appear. Well, actually, a few had strange, toothless snouts and long tails that reminded Twilight of a certain alligator. In fact, some were a mix of the two! Twilight gets to work, smacking away at each one and reaping the spoils that emerged. Once they stopped coming, Twilight hurried to her laptop.

— bookEnthusiast [BE] began writing a letter to cupcakeCelebration [CC] —

BE: Pinkie Pie. I would like to ask of you a few questions.

CC: oh?

CC: okey-dokey-lokey!

BE: First, where are we?

CC: ask your sprite! hell tell you everything!

BE: My Sprite?

CC: owlsprite!

BE: ...

BE: You mean the thing Owlowiscious became after merging with the strange glowing object?

CC: yup!

BE: How'd you know it merged with Owlowiscious?

CC: uhh...

CC: have you come across the imps?

BE: Yes.

CC: well the imps adapt the form of your first sprite prototype! i prototyped gummy first. :3

BE: That would explain the alligator attributes I've seen.

CC: mhm!

BE: Why ask Owlow- I mean, Owlsprite?

CC: because he is supposed to know stuff and help guide you!

BE: Okay?

CC: just trust me!

BE: Fine, I will trust you.

BE: You're the best I've got in this, anyways.

CC: yay! :D

BE: Why didn't you tell me about the meteors?

CC: ???

BE: You didn't know about the meteors?

CC: nooo...

CC: i hardly know how sburb works!

CC: i mean sstble.

CC: i just know the basics, and a bit more later on.

CC: meteors?! D:

BE: Meteors.

BE: Apparently, meteors are raining on Ponyville, possibly all of Equestria or even the whole world.

BE: It's up to us to save it.

CC: whoops!!!

BE: What?

CC: nothing!!!

BE: What are you not telling me?

CC: you should go talk to owlsprite!

CC: hell tell you what you want to know.

— cupcakeCelebration [CC] sent the letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

MY APOLOGIES, MISS. I WAS PREOCCUPIED.

Twilight sighed. She knew Pinkie wasn't going to give her a straight answer any time soon. She decided to just talk to Owlsprite like she said. Now, where is that rascal? Probably bringing in dead rats again. Or dead imps, which would be better.

FINE. DON'T ANSWER ME.

She began heading downstairs, but there was a toilet in the middle of it. "..." After mulling the situation over for a few seconds, she hurried down to the bathroom.

-==>

— —

Appejack decided to be herself again. Or did she not stop being herself? Who can say?

What was she doing again? Oh, right, right. She was going to go connect her client self to Rainbow Dash's server self. That sounded so wrong.

— gatheringApples [GA] began writing a letter to amazingAcrobat [AA] —

GA: Howdy rainbow dash!

AA: hey aj

AA: you and pinkie do your thing yet

GA: We just finished. Time to start our game!

AA: finally

AA: been waiting all day

AA: so pumped to get playing this game

GA: Its a bit different than im sure yall expect it to be, but it will be fun, im sure!

AA: if you say so

GA: Just try not to break our bathroom.

AA: why would i

GA: ...I dont know. I accidentally did it to pinkie pies bathroom. My cursor just...slipped.

AA: hahaha

AA: thats sad

GA: Shut up.

AA: whatevs ill be fine

GA: Thank ya kindly.

AA: lets do it!!!!

— —

Applejack and Rainbow Dash installed their respective programs. Applejack led Rainbow Dash through the game, walking around and telling her what to place where. Time passed quickly, but then there was a pause. This was where Pinkie left, but Applejack had no idea what to do next. The Cruxtruder was in her room, the Alchemizer was in the living room, and the Totem Lathe was just outside the house. She trotted upstairs and got on her computer.

— Open Letterlog —

AA: whats up

AA: what do we do next

GA: I dont know.

AA: wat

GA: Pinkie never told me 'wat' to do after this.

GA: She just told me to let her do it herself so i did.

AA: that was dumb

GA: Yeah.

GA: Hold on. Im gonna ask her.

AA: kk

AA: im gonna go grab a snack

GA: Okay.

— —

— gatheringApples [GA] began writing a letter to cupcakeCelebration [CC] —

GA: Whoa.

GA: Pinkie where are you?

GA: Whats with all the monster things?

GA: Whats the stuff coming out of them?

GA: That all looks really intense.

GA: Youre not even at the computer. Why am i even bothering?

GA: When you get back i need your help. I have no clue what to do next.

GA: This newfangled game is so darn cofusing.

GA: Oh well.

GA: See ya when you get back.

— gatheringApples [GA] sent the letter to cupcakeCelebration [CC] —

— Open Letterlog —

GA: Shes not online. Shes busy fighting some monsters things.

GA: It provided a bit of insight on what we need to do though.

GA: The cruxtruder thing needs to be opened at the top. I dont know how but im sure we can knock it off.

GA: There is also some wobbly blue thing that probably comes from it as well.

GA: You there?

GA: Probably still getting a snack.

GA: Ill just go look around.

GA: See ya.

— —

-==>

— — — —

You are now NOT Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash is Rainbow Dash.

She's also herself several minutes into the past. In this past, as well as the future, she has a variety of INTERESTS. She's a very athletic pony and is always WORKING OUT and STAYING IN SHAPE WITH SPORTS. She is a huge fan of the WONDERBOLTS and aspires to one day join them. She will deny being an EGGHEAD, but she does enjoy READING EVERY NOW AND THEN, mostly the DARING DOO BOOKS. She's a huge fan of the series. Rainbow Dash loves anything that is RADICALLY COOL. She's indifferent about GIRLY STUFF, but isn't against wearing a DRESS OR SKIRT. She knows she is still a TOTAL BADASS, regardless.

She contacts Twilight Sparkle.

— amazingAcrobat [AA] began writing a letter to bookEnthusiast [BE] —

AA: twiiiiiii

BE: Hello, Rainbow Dash.

AA: you ready for sstble?????

BE: Yes, I am very much ready.

BE: Is this 'Letterpal' truly necessary for the aforementioned activity?

AA: yes

AA: well need it to keep in close contact

AA: its fast easy etc

BE: Alright. It seems quite silly, but I suppose it shall be necessary for the game.

AA: thats the attitude i wanna hear

AA: the others are setting up now pp is all ready to go

BE: So, the pattern is to be BE (me) <- CC <- GA <- AA (you) <- GT <- AC <- BE (me, again), correct?

AA: yup

AA: so complicated.

BE: Not entirely. It's a very linear structure and easy to remember.

BE: How exactly are we to play this game?

AA: idk

AA: there arent any instructions with it

BE: Really? I had no idea from when I checked. No wonder I stated my inability to understand the workings of the game.

AA: shut up

BE: In any case, you'd enjoy this. No rules, no restrictions, you can work as you please.

BE: And meanwhile, I will learn how it works through experience.

AA: egghead

BE: Whatever.

BE: I'll be right back, sorry. Spike is heading to the Crystal Kingdom in a bit and I'm helping him prepare.

AA: k bye

— bookEnthusiast [BE] sent the letter to amazingAcrobat [AA] —

She decided to check out MS Paint Adventures and the newest adventure, "Jailbreak 2". It was random and made no sense whatsoever, but it was also the best shit ever and anyone who says otherwise is not the best shit. She always forgot where she left off, so she just skipped forward a few hundred pages until she saw something familiar. That just bored her, so she decided to check on Applejack.

— amazingAcrobat [AA] began writing a letter to gatheringApples [GA] —

AA: yo applejack

AA: r u ready??????

GA: Yeah im ready! Thats such a dumb question.

AA: pffft whatevs

AA: so pinkie pie aint on yet

AA: just like her to ditch us like this

AA: ugh

GA: Have some faith in her rainbow dash. Shed never break a 'pinkie promise' ya know.

AA: i know i know

AA: its just im so excited to play this game

AA: itll be so awesome

AA: YES

AA: there she is

AA: now we can get this train rolling

GA: Alright twilight says shes going to chat with pinkie pie and start the game.

GA: Now we wait for pinkie pie to contact me to start this game up.

AA: fuckin sweeeet

GA: Yes then after i get pinkie in youll get me in.

AA: yes >:)

GA: But are YOU ready?

AA: come on aj

AA: im so fuckin ready its crazy

GA: If you say so.

AA: i do say so got my modus and strife shit and everything

GA: Whatd you pick?

AA: techhop and hoofkind

AA: im gonna fight with my bare hooves

GA: Ha ha me too! Well make the perfect team.

AA: always have always will

GA: Eeyup!

GA: I hope they dont take too long.

GA: Gosh im so eager!

AA: im sure they wont take too long

GA: Yeah.

GA: Oh! Speak of the devil! Pinkie pie just sent me a letter! Time to get this game started!

AA: sweet

AA: see ya soon

— gatheringApples [GA] sent the letter to amazingAcrobat [AA] —

Rainbow Dash kicked back and relaxed. It was a pretty boring day so far. Twilight, Pinkie, and AJ were all hastily playing the game and having fun. It'd only be a matter of time before it was her turn. She smiled and watched Tank fly by, giggling a bit. Soon, Applejack returned, and they began. It was a quick process as Applejack led her through, but then she paused to get Pinkie Pie. Suddenly, she heard a crash, hastily told Applejack that she'd get a snack, and flew off. Rainbow Dash found Tank's flying machine completely ruined as he laid on his back. "Oh, Tank."