The Magical Magic Adventures Of Magic Jitters!

Pharaoh Mikael(me-ki-el) had everything anyone could want... He ruled the mightiest nation of the world, had immeasurable wealth and was greatly respected by all. But despite all of this he still wanted more... He led his armies deep into Africa and conquered the tribe of Jitaria(ge-tar-ea). As he was walking through his newly conqured land the village shaman said:

"Wait! You must not go that way!! That land is cursed!!"

Mikael laughed and continued exploring the land.. Later as he went to bed a mysterous woman walked toward him... That's when he fell asleep... When he awoke he went to bathe in the river... When he saw his reflection he screamed in terror. The once mighty Pharaoh had been transformed into a small pony! That's when the first jitter happened... And out of no where an purple elephant wearing a suit fell from the sky.

"Ahhhh!!"

Screamed Mikael as the elephant fell on him and crushed him. The servants were baffled at what had happened and when the shaman told them they executed all the villagers and returned to Egypt. The cremated Mikael and put his ashes in a jar, then sealed the jar in a pyramid... Many centuries passed and one day Ranbow Dash was on vacation in a desert, when a violent sandstorm started. Ranbow Dash screamed and the sandstorm blew her into a pyramid. When the sandstorm ceased she decided to explore. She found a jar and decided to open it. As she opened the jar a ghost apeared.

"I'm so hungry, ya have any food"

the ghost asked. Rainbow Dash screamed in terror and ran away..

"Wai-"

the ghost started to say before the jitter happend... And then a swarm of robot locuts apeared and destroyed the pyramid. Rainbow Dash screamed as she continued to run away from the robot locusts. When suddenly the ghost appeared and said:

" I the great pharaoh Mikael command you foul beast to leave this place at once!!!!"

The locusts ingnored him and shot their lasers at him, but because he was a ghost the lasers phased right through him... At hit Rainbow Dash!!