The Magical Magic Adventures Of Magic Jitters!

by MiketheHall

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Tragedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 958

Magic Jitters is a super magical ancient Egyptian cursed pony.,,

A cursed magical Egyptian ponys adventures, has elements and characters from: DeathNote,Code Geass, One Piece, Claymore, Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Highschool of the dead

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-15 00:50:02 UTC

Chapter 2: Sorrow and Sadness

    Rainbow Dash felt an excruciating pain as the lasers hit her. Tearing off a leg and puncturing a lung. She collapsed on the ground coughing up blood.

"No!" You bastards! I'll destroy you!"

    Screamed Mikael as another jitter happened... This time it caused a Kung fu giraffe to appear who proceeded to destroy the robot locusts with his awesome Kung fu abilities. Then he sat down and ate some grass. Mikael walked over to Rainbow Dash and tried to help her but since he was a ghost he just phased through her. After frantically trying to no avail, Rainbow Dash started to say something. "What is it?" Asked Mikael. "The Tree" Rainbow Dash said as she bleed out on the sand dead. "No!!! It's all my fault!!!" Cried Mikael. "I promise im going to bring you back"

Three Weeks Later.

"I'm getting worried"

said Pinkie Pie frantically.

"She should have been back by now!!!"

"We'll file a police report in the morning"

replied Rairity

The next day at the police station...

"We will find her!!!"

Exclaimed chief officer Yagami.

Some time after that...

"No!!! She can't be dead!!!"

Cried Pinkie Pie

"I'm sorry Mrs. Pie but I'm afraid it's the truth..."

Said chief Yagami solemnly

"But... I saw her right before she left she said she would come back..."

Then Pinkie Pies husband entered the room.

"Pinkie I'm sorry. And I promise that ill find who did this... And I'll kill him"

The funeral was a short ad sad occasion. The eulogy was delivered by her former boyfriend and Pinkie Pies current husband...

Light Yagami.

Chapter 1: Origin of the Jitters

Pharaoh Mikael(me-ki-el) had everything anyone could want... He ruled the mightiest nation of the world, had immeasurable wealth and was greatly respected by all. But despite all of this he still wanted more... He led his armies deep into Africa and conquered the tribe of Jitaria(ge-tar-ea). As he was walking through his newly conqured land the village shaman said:

"Wait! You must not go that way!! That land is cursed!!"

Mikael laughed and continued exploring the land.. Later as he went to bed a mysterous woman walked toward him... That's when he fell asleep... When he awoke he went to bathe in the river... When he saw his reflection he screamed in terror. The once mighty Pharaoh had been transformed into a small pony! That's when the first jitter happened... And out of no where an purple elephant wearing a suit fell from the sky.

"Ahhhh!!"

Screamed Mikael as the elephant fell on him and crushed him. The servants were baffled at what had happened and when the shaman told them they executed all the villagers and returned to Egypt. The cremated Mikael and put his ashes in a jar, then sealed the jar in a pyramid... Many centuries passed and one day Ranbow Dash was on vacation in a desert, when a violent sandstorm started. Ranbow Dash screamed and the sandstorm blew her into a pyramid. When the sandstorm ceased she decided to explore. She found a jar and decided to open it. As she opened the jar a ghost apeared.

"I'm so hungry, ya have any food"

the ghost asked. Rainbow Dash screamed in terror and ran away..

"Wai-"

the ghost started to say before the jitter happend... And then a swarm of robot locuts apeared and destroyed the pyramid. Rainbow Dash screamed as she continued to run away from the robot locusts. When suddenly the ghost appeared and said:

" I the great pharaoh Mikael command you foul beast to leave this place at once!!!!"

The locusts ingnored him and shot their lasers at him, but because he was a ghost the lasers phased right through him... At hit Rainbow Dash!!

Chapter Three: The Investigation

  L was not having a good day. First he was awoken from his nap then he realized he was out of cake, and now here he was in some Egyptian dessert at 100F looking for evidence.. But since sandstorms happen a lot it would be very difficult to find any. He sighed as he continued searching. When suddenly he saw a piece of metal glimmering in the sand. He picked it up and on it bold letters were the words: L.V.B Corporations. "Hmmm Interesting" thought L

"Everyone listen up this is the evidence so far"

Screamed Chief Yagami.

"Ok. All we know is that sometime between 4 and 5 P.M Rainbow Dash left her tour group to pee. At this point a violent sandstorm stirred up and blew her into a pyramid. We do not know what was in this pyramid but it scared her off and ran for 222 meters before she was shot twice with an advanced laser. We believe these lasers were shot by robots built by the L.V.B Corporation. We believe this because we found a piece with their name on it and identified as Locusts Mark 3 robots. What is also interesting is that two of these robots went of the grid at 4:22 P.M. There is only 1 pony in the world with the knowledge to do this. My theory is that someone reprogrammed these robots to steal things from archeological sites. They were in the process of doing this when Rainbow Dash saw them. It's obvious they were stealing something because a jar was found open and emptied.!The suspect is Lelouch Vi Britiana."

Finished L

"That's absurd!!! My cousin would never do that!!! And it makes no sense he so rich he wouldn't need anymore money!!"

Exclaimed Light

"Than who?"

Replied L

Meanwhile in Kenya:

"I'm sorry child but I need to use your body"

Said Mikael as he took over the young pony.