The Shocking Tale of Mare Do Well

by xaroquan

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Alternate Universe
Length: 1163

This isn't a tale that Mare Do Well tells us. It's the tale of who Mare Do Well is. Another reveal of mare do well, my style. Rainbow Dash caught Mare Do Well again. Rainbow Dash thought this was a prank this time, and pulled off the mask,

Mysterious Mare Do Well had embarrassed Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash eventually caught the Mysterious Mare and revealed who it was, then it turned out it was the rest of the mane 6.
Pinkie Pie, who Rainbow Dash unmasked, did what Pinkie Pie does, to save some construction workers.
Twilight Sparkle used magic to fix a dam.
Fluttershy flew away (that's all she did in the outfit, making Rainbow Dash think this wasn't Twilight.)
Applejack used her leg strength to stop a carriage headed off of a cliff.
Rarity, all she did was design the costumes.

Rainbow Dash laughed after initially being sad about her friends doing this to her.

4 weeks later

Rainbow Dash sees Mare Do Well flying with the Wonderbolt Captain, SpitFire. She follows them to the Academy but she was caught by Soarin' who said that she wasn't allowed here and Rainbow knew that she could easily get in, but would rather not do something that could affect her chance at the Wonderbolts.

Rainbow Dash thought to herself she would get to the bottom of what was going on. She thought Fluttershy was pranking her (of all ponies) and decided to pay fluttershy a visit (this is where the story will start)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-14 21:04:44 UTC

Couples Galore

"What is this, I thought you guys were done with this crap! I am pissed off Fluttershy! Do you think that this is bucking funny?!?" Rainbow Dash screamed.

"I..um....I..I.i...." Fluttershy tried to say, but it eventually just became a squeak.

"Your hopeless!!! Goodbye!" Rainbow Dash screamed again.

Fluttershy cried because she had just been yelled at by not only her best friend, but unbeknownst to anypony, Fluttershy had a major crush on Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy sat at home crying non-stop, not even her animal friends were able to cheer up.

Somewhere far away a voice said...

"Element of Loyalty.... betrayal. I had nothing to do with it this time. My only friend, crying her eyes out. All because of some bucking pony who is too bucking stupid to stop and bucking think about why the buck someone like Fluttershy would even do such a bucking thing. I must visit Fluttershy, she needs me." said an epic voice, and the source of the voice snapped their fingers.

==Fluttershy's Cottage==

Fluttershy appeared to be better at forming sentences while sad.

"Why..... just why would she do something like this.... I would never do something like that. Does she not care about me? I think I should just leave.... forever." Fluttershy said.

==Rarity's Boutique==

"No.....no.....OH BUCK NO....ah there it is." Rarity said.

She pulled out her dress from the Gala.

"Well, I must go, ready for my date with my special somepony."

She opened the door and he was already there.

"Ah, Miss Rarity, you look fantastic." somepony said.

"You look marvelous Fancypants." Rarity replied.

"Thank you my lady, shall we go?" asked Fancypants.

"Lets." replied Rarity.

They started to go before Rarity asked a question.

"Say, Fancypants, whatever did happen to Fleur du Leis?" asked Rarity.

"Well Miss Rarity, we had a divorce after I found her participating in unspeakable acts with another mare." replied Fancypants.

"What? Another mare? Do you happen to know what this mare looked like?" asked Rarity.

"I in fact do. She was orange, with three apples on her flank." replied Fancypants.

"........." Rarity was speechless, Fancypants noting this decided to ask an obvious question.

"Miss Rarity, you seem a bit uncomfortable, do you happen to know this orange mare?" questioned Fancypants.

"Yes.... I do. I can't believe she would do something like that, I don't mean with another mare, but with someone she knew was married." Rarity replied.

"When I saw the act, it looked more like my ex-wife was the one controlling it, so I wouldn't place the bigger part of the blame on the orange mare." said Fancypants.

"Really? That's interesting." said Rarity.

"Yes it indeed is." said Fancypants.

Just then an orange mare came up the road.

"Rarity! I have somethin' I have ta tell ya'll!" said Applejack.

"Does it involve a certain lanky mare who wears even more makeup than moi?" asked Rarity.

"Wait, how'd ya know?" asked a confused Applejack.

"I do believe that would be because of me, Miss Applejack." said Fancypants.

"Oh, hey there Fancypants. I promise ya I wasn't interested. She basically raped me. She told me she did it hoping ya would see her and divorce her. After ya left she stopped. Then some white stallion walked in wearin' a suit with a rose in it." Applejack said.

"Suit? Red Rose?" said a Rarity, now growing in anger rapidly.

"Uh Rare, somethin' wrong?" asked a concerned Applejack.

"Applejack.... dear.... that stallion... was none other than Prince Blueblood....." said Rarity, who was now redder than the apples on Applejack's flank.

"Yeah ah suppose it was." replied Applejack.

"He made me miserable at the gala! I so badly wanted to kick his royal ass!!!" said Rarity.

"Wow. Well Rarity I gotta go. I just remembered I gotta help Macintosh with an extra batch of apples today." said Applejack.

"Goodbye Applejack." said Rarity.

"Cya" said Applejack, who trotted away.

==Somewhere in broken ruins==

"Well that was funny." said a tomboyish voice.

"Shutup Gilda." said a very snoblike voice.

"Make me Ms. Anorexia." said Gilda

"I'll have you know that my figure is this way because It's sexy." said the snob voice.

"Fleur, you are bucking full of it." said a strange voice.

"You have holes in your legs and insect wings, and your even skinnier than I am, so I do not see your point Chrysalis." said Fleur De Leis.

"You are all bucking morons, I have a huge bucking headache because of your constant bucking bickering!" said a dark and soothing voice.

"I wish you were still on the moon." said Chrysalis.

"You realize I separated from Luna right?" said the dark soothing voice.

"Actually, I assumed you needed her Nightmare." said Chrysalis.

"I do not need a host anymore, my power has grown enough for me to be my own." replied Nightmare Moon.

"You talk about you having a headache, I wish I was still trapped in that bucking empire now." said a deep voice.

"Oh shut the buck up Sombra." replied Chrysalis.

"WOULD ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!" said Nightmare Moon, in the Royal Canterlot Voice, having been with Luna long enough to be able to use it.

The room went silent.

"Thank you." said Nightmare Moon.

==With Princess Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadence==

"I can't believe my BBBFF would do that." said a shocked Twilight.

"I can't either Twilight." said Cadence.

"I can't call him brother anymore. I just can't." said Twilight, who was now sobbing.

"I understand Twilight, but now you know why I divorced him." said Cadence.

After about 20 minutes of talking Twilight calmed down.

"Does this mean that we are no longer sisters?" said Twilight, frowning.

"Twilight, can I be honest with you?" asked Cadence.

"What is it Cadence?" asked Twilight.

"Well, I kinda like you." said Cadence, who blushed.

"What???" said a shocked Twilight.

"I understand if you can't return the feelings, but I thought maybe now that you're an alicorn it could work, because when you were a unicorn I would have lost you, and I couldn't deal with losing you. Not after all we have been through, from me being your foal sitter per the request of Celestia, to defeating Chrysalis and Sombra, to what we are going through now." said Cadence.

"Well, I will think about it Cadence" said Twilight, smiling.

"Thank you Twilight." replied Cadence.

The two bowed to each other and went their separate ways.

==With Rainbow Dash==

"I need to tell Derpy about something important." said the Cyan mare.

Just then something flew into her.

"Hiya Rainbow!" said Derpy Hooves.

Rainbow blushed at the fact that it was Derpy of all ponies that bumped into her.

"Uh, Rainbow you hot?" asked Derpy.

"Yeah, you could say that." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh. Well I gotta go Rainbow, nice talking to ya!" replied Derpy.

"Wait! Derpy! I need to talk to you." said Rainbow.

"Uh, ok. What's up?" asked Derpy.

Rainbow began to tell Derpy

"Well... it's----

Cliffhanger.