No, therapy cant fix this...

by eletrovibehates15

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Dark
Length: 505

Shining Armor need to fix the relationship with Cadence, any means how...

Shining Armor is always working to keep the empire running smoothly. but with cadence angry at him for not paying much attention to her in there life, and more involved in the life's of the other pony's and there taxes. Shining Armor feels terrible for whats he's doing so he goes to fix the problem's. Him and two guards go door to door collecting the pony's who have not payed there taxes, and show the town what will happen if they don't pay…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-14 23:29:15 UTC

Part I

"Dammit Shining Armor, why is it that all you do is care for the empires plans and budget and not me anymore"?! Cadence stomped into the main hall where Shining Armor was sitting going over the empires new tax plan. She was lit up in rage and was trying to hold it back. "We have not done anything together since Twilight saved the empire, we should maby go and have some fun on the town"! She tried to look happy about what she was doing but Shining Armor did not even look up from his work and only muttering something under his breath. "Damn pony's not paying their taxes, costing this empire i'll tell you". Shining Armor finally looked up to see Cadence trying to force herself to grin. "Look Candace i would love to but if i don't deal with these deadbeats who don't pay their taxes, then the empire could got into a depression". Shining Armor was sadden to see Cadence like this but he knew what was going to happen sooner or later if he just sat around on his plot. Cadence on the other hand did not take this news as well as others would. Shining Armor left his seat and went up he put his hooves on her shoulder and hugged her telling her that everything would soon be better. Candace on the other hoof was still in outrage but kept grinning.Right before she let go she slipped into his jacket and grabbed his wallet. as she walked away she mutter under her breath "its going to be a while before you see this..."

"Have you seen the princess these days?" The empire guard turned to the other guard, trying to start a conversation. But the other pony just sat there, stone like. "Hey i know you can hear me Iron Arrow, Hello?" He just sat there with no response. "HELLO"? Eventually he spoke..."Silver Blade maybe you should turn around"  Blade then turned around to see a tired but mad Shining Armor,face to face. "What did you just say guard"? The pony then backed up to see where along the way he

Fucked up."WELL...SPIT IT OUT"! "Oh i was umm just saying that ummm the Princess was ummmm looking the best in the world". Shining Armor let out a smirk and smiled" Its OK Arrow i'm just yanking your chain". Arrow near did just shit bricks when those words crossed Armors mouth. "No but please follow me you two, we have an assignment that must be completed by today". The two pony's then jumped from there stone like figures and followed Armor."We have a lot to do today so get ready" Armor said with a crazed grin on you face. Armor stopped in his tracks and muttered something under his breath. Arrow looked at him for a minuet and asked "Sir are you OK"? Armor in less than a second turned around and yelled "IM OK JUST WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME COOKIES AND TEA"?