Commander in equstria

I sprinted through the hall ways and soon had father in my sights,"hey Father!" He turned around,I shot him,but the bullet bounced off His shield. He sprinted towards me,gabbed my helmet,and slammed my head in to the ground.okay okay,I'm getting ahead of myself,Im Commander Mech.And i am a dimension lord.like time lords,but better,way better.during a battle with father in central a random portal opened up and sent us into another dimension.

By us,I mean alphonse Elric,Edward Elric,roy mustang,greed,Alex louis Armstrong,Izumi Curtis, Riza Hawkeye,father,lan fan,and may

Okay now that you'r up to speed,i can tell you what happened first.

I was thrown against a tree and the others landed in bushes and shrubs and stuff like that. Those portals hate me,I think they're EVIL. I looked around and saw TALKING MINIATURE HORSES.I did what any guy would of done,I fainted like an idiot.