Student-Teacher Conference

by Idiotcornball

(S)Exposition

Previous Chapter

"Ugggh..." Celestia rubbed her eyes, seemingly ignorant of the fact that her hands were slick with spooge. "I could really use a smoke right about now."

Rarity and Twilight looked at each other. Neither one of them would really have thought of Celestia as a smoker. Then again, when one was immortal, the health concerns weren't really there. And the whole "sun powers" thing generally left Celestia smelling a bit like smoke most of the time anyway. Of course, they weren't thinking about Celestia's tobacco related habits. They were much more concerned with the fact that she was naked, had a penis, and was covered in copious amounts of her own semen. And Also Twilight's. And that Rarity was inexplicably there as well, with her tits out. None of it offered anything remotely resembling a logical sequence of events. Well aside from the thought that they had taken advantage of Celestia's unconsciousness. Which was kinda true, but Celestia wouldn't want to hear that.

"You tell her!" Rarity mouthed silently. "She's your mentor!"

"This was your idea!" Twilight mouthed back.

"Can someone please explain what happened here?" Celestia said, not silently.

Rarity and Twilight froze in tandem, staring at each other. Then they slowly turned to face the princess. Unfortunately, Celestia's face didn't betray a single hint of what she thought of the situation. She simply sat on the edge of the bed, arms crossed over her chest, cock dangling over the edge of the bed, dripping the last bits of cum to the floor.

"It... uh..." Twilight's moved about as easily as it did when Celestia's cock was still in her mouth. "What... it was... happened...Magic?"

"Magic?" Celestia raised a cum-covered eyebrow.

"Sure, let's go with that," Rarity said, wishing she had taken the chance to put her boobs back inside her shirt.

"This was a side effect of your spell, then?"

"I...suppose," Twilight mumbled, her whole naked body blushing.

"In that case, I would like you two to explain exactly what happened."

"Y-yes, of course," Rarity said. Of all the days to drop by. She had certainly not expected to be doing this today.

"W-well..." Twilight began. Might as well get this over with. "You know how when you get an erection... it causes your penis to fill with blood..."


"So if I understand this correctly," Celestia said, still sitting on the bed, glistening with cum, "Your spell gave me such a gigantic penis that it knocked me unconscious, and your preferred problem-solving method was to have sex with me?"

"Well, uh, it worked." Twilight scratched her balls nervously.

"I can see that," Celestia said. She smiled. "Don't worry, Twilight, I'm not going to get angry with you over this. It was my idea for you to cast the spell, after all."

Rarity and Twilight released simultaneous sighs of relief.

"However," she said.

Rarity and Twilight froze, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

"...I do expect you to clean this up." She nodded towards the puddle of cum on the floor at the foot of the bed.

"Oh, of course!" Rarity said. "I'll go grab a mop and we'll get that cleaned right up!" She turned around and attempted to take a step toward the door. Then she froze as Celestia continued.

"I never said anything about using a mop."

Rarity's eye twitched as she turned back around. Celestia had a sly smile on her face. Twilight's face was white as paper.

"C-Celestia," Twilight said, "You don't mean..."

Celestia nodded and licked her lips. "No point in letting it go to waste."

"Oh, my." Rarity took a deep breath. "I suppose this means you want us to... uh... with our tongues?"

"It's a small price to pay for getting a chance to ride the royal cock, is it not?"

"Well, I suppose not," Rarity mumbled, her face reddening. "Although, technically, only Twilight actually did that."

"So I suppose you were completely un-involved, despite your breasts being on full display?" Celestia winked. "Besides, after hundreds of years, I'm quite good at sensing when a person is attempting to look uninterested. Am I entirely off base in assuming that you aren't quite as averse to this idea as you're trying to look?"

The words stuck in Rarity's throat for a moment. Then she gave up. "No."

"Good," Celestia said. "Now then... let's not waste any more time."

"Well... You heard the princess," Twilight said. "I guess we should... uh..." She slowly got down on her knees, "...get started."

She slowly leaned forward until her breasts were pressed against the floor. The pool of cum between Celestia's feet had an unexpectedly sweet scent. She inhaled deeply, and began to lap it up. After a moment she leaned back, and licked her lips. Then she turned to Rarity. "Come on, it's not like I'm going to lick all this up my... Rarity, what are you doing?"

"Huh?" Rarity looked down and discovered that her hand and wormed its way into her panties, and that one of her fingers had wormed its way into her vagina. "Oh my."

"There's nothing wrong with enjoying yourself," Twilight grumbled. "But you could at least help out a bit."

"Yes, of course," Rarity sheepishly withdrew her hand and knelt down in front of Celestia. Twilight had already sucked up quite a bit of the semen, but there was more than enough left over. She delicately probed at the gloppy puddle with her tongue. The taste wasn't at all disagreeable, though like all spooge, the texture left a bit to be desired. At least Twilight kept her floor clean. She began to delicately lap up the semen. A moment later, Twilight was down next to her. She licked faster and faster at the rapidly-shrinking cum-pool. Twilight followed suit. Their faces got closer and closer together. Then, Rarity released that she was no longer licking cum off the floor, but that she was licking Twilight's tongue.

Both of their eyes snapped open. They stared at each other for a moment, their tongues pressed together. Then they both sat up, chuckling awkwardly. A drop of cum dripped from the corner of Rarity's lips, landing between her breasts. Twilight drew her finger across Rarity's chest, scooping the rogue droplet up and popping it into her mouth. Rarity blushed and tried to keep her hand out of her panties.

"Good job," Celestia said, a sly grin still plastered on her face. "However, you've hardly cleaned up the whole mess." She waved a hand over her body, which glistened with gobs of cum.

"I suppose we should obey," Rarity licked her lips. She crouched down next to Celestia. The princess' cock was still coated with cum.

"S-should we worry about giving you another... uh...erection?"

"I think I'll be alright," Celestia answered. "After ejaculating that much, I don't believe I could do so again so quickly. Besides, I was simply caught off-guard by the sensation. I should be fine. And if not..." she winked. "I now know that you two can take care of it."

"Well, in that case..." Twilight gently lifted Celestia's massive limp cock, and began to lick at the tip. Rarity followed suit, sandwiching Celestia's penis between her own tongue and Twilight's. The mix of cum and vaginal secretions was surprisingly sweet. As they crept closer to the base of her cock, they gently began to fondle Celestia's massive nutsack.

"Be gentle, please," she gently placed her hand and Twilight and Rarity's heads and guided them further up her body. As they began to lick the cum from her stomach, the salty taste of her sweat began to seep into their mouths. Rarity slowly found her hand once again going into her pants. The scent of Celestia's body was too much for. If she would've opened her eyes, she could've seen that Twilight was similarly overtaken, rubbing her own cock with gusto. A moment later they had made their way up to Celestia's breasts.

Twilight sucked greedily on her mentor's nipple, as if her her pure effort would cause milk to start flowing. Unfortunately, no matter how much her tongue probed, it didn't work. Rarity attacked Celestia's other breast with similar energy as she diddled herself. Eventually they moved higher. They straddled Celestia's knees, lapping the semen from her collerbone, her neck, and finally, her face.

As they finally licked the last drop from her forehead, they found themselves again at her mouth, sharing a triple kiss. A long, sweaty, sticky moment followed as their lips and tongues explored each other's mouths. They were so consumed by the fog of horniness that none of them so much as noticed the sound of footsteps coming up the stairway.

"Hey Twilight," came Spike's voice. "I'm back! Did your thing with Celestia g—" He froze as he saw the three women mushing their mostly naked bodies together. "What the fuck is going on?!"

Celestia, Twilight, and Rarity all craned their necks to face him. He blinked a few times.

"Uh..." Celestia blushed. It was an exceedingly rare sight. "It's not what it looks like?"

"Really? Then what is it?"

Celestia, Twilight, and Rarity looked at each other.

"Well... maybe it is," Twilight admitted.

Spike pulled the chair out from Twilight's desk and took a seat. "In that case, don't mind me. I'll just be over here."

"Spike, why don't you go downstairs?" Rarity said. She was glad that she was still wearing something, although the fact that all of her relevant bits were currently outside of her clothing mostly mitigated that. "We're... in the middle of something."

"I can see that."

"Really, Spike, you should go," Twilight said. She glared at him. He knew that glare, and under most circumstances it would've sent him running. But in this particular circumstance, the power of his boner was putting up one hell of a fight.

"Do I have to? I'm not going to bother you or anything!"

"Spike, please. We would like a little privacy!" Rarity snapped. "Now go!"

He sighed. "Fine." He shrugged and shuffled out of the room. Then he poked his head back in the doorway. "Can I at least get a picture first?"

"OUT!" Twilight and Rarity shouted in unison.

"Honestly, I wouldn't have minded," Celestia said.

"So, uh..." Twilight shifted awkwardly on Celestia's thigh. "Are we... dont?"

Celestia shrugged. "I suppose so. My guards will be returning to escort me back to Canterlot soon. I would hate for them to catch us in a compromising position."

"Y-yes, that would be quite awkward," Twilight said as she got off of Celestia's lap.

"As if this isn't..." Rarity mumbled. She followed Twilight's lead.

"And as for this..." Celestia nodded at her dick, which, miraculously, had remained mostly flaccid. The princess had immaculate self control. "How long can I expect this to last?"

"Well, once you expend a bit more... energy it should vanish. Though that might be a problem if you lose consciousness again."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm more than capable of finding ways to take care of that," she said. "Though I do expect you to do some further research into this spell so that the side effects are not so problematic."

"Yes, of course."

"And you..." Celestia turned to Rarity, who turned beet red. "...have a very dexterous tongue."

"T-thank you."

"In any case, we should get dressed before someone else wanders in."

"Yes," Twilight said. "Let's."