Muffins
A gorefic from the wondorous mind of SenialHobo
“Where is this cabin anyway?!? Bucking obscure directions…” Derpy cursed as she flew above the trees of the area. “Ah! There.” She spotted a small, disheveled looking shed. As she landed, she read the directions on the card. It said to leave the box by the door and leave. As Derpy was about to do so, she heard a scream from inside. She looked around the shed, but there were no doors. However, she did notice there was a mail slot. Picking up a stick, she pried it open enough to see what was going on inside. It wasn’t pretty. Pinkie over a mangled Rainb-no. She couldn’t take the sight. She flew away as fast as her wings could carry her.
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The image haunted her. For weeks she had nightmares, driving her crazy. She knew what she had to do. It was too late for Dash. But she could save the many others Pinkie would certainly get to. She knew what she had to do. She opened up the box, the box that had never been delivered… it was a big box, full of all the knives and other various things she would need. She knew what she had to do.
She knew what she had to do.
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“Hi Drepy! I know you said this was just a baking get-together, but is it also like a surprise pary because I really like surprise parties and OOOHHHH! We could have a BAKING GET-TOGETHER SURPRISE PARTY! Wouldn’t that be fun I think that’d be fun huh huh huh?” Pinkie rambled as she bounced into Derpy’s house.
“Oh there’s a surprise, but I wouldn’t call it a party…”
“Oh goody! Let’s get started!”
“That’s the spirit. Here you go.” Derpy handed Pinkie a muffin.
“I thought I was helping you BAKE muffins not eat them! But I’m never one to turn down free muffins!”
“Oh, you will be. I made this one just before you got here.”
“Oh! So it’s like a taste test?”
“Sorta.”
Pinkie popped the muffin in her mouth. “Mmmm! It’s good! So what now?” Pinkie asked, crumbs falling out of her mouth as she hastily chewed.
“Now, you take a nap.”
