Till Chaos Do Us Part

by Maple Drop

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Sad, Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Discord
Length: 3921

Chaos is impending upon two lovers. How will they deal with it? Will they beat the Chaos stirring inside them, or will it consume them whole?

Chaos is impending upon two lovers. How will they deal with it? Will they beat the Chaos stirring inside them, or will it consume them whole?

This story followers the two lovers Discord of the discordian race and Alicorn Princess Luna as they deal with a forbidden love and the chaos that is trying to take over them.

Teen due to suggestive and some graphic content.

Published 2013-09-28 02:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-28 02:00:02 UTC

Chapter 1

"Just five more minutes love?" A strange figure with an array of different body parts asked a dark alicorn.

"You know that thou would love to stay in your... Arousing company, but thous sister has requested our presence for dinner this evening." The dark alicorn said as her indigo magical aura lifted her dark crown upon her head. "In a fortnight or so, we can be all alone for a couple evenings, as I've informed our sister of our absence to get some work done with our any... Distractions." At that the alicorn wink one of her long eyelashes at the discordian that laid on a bed of moss, watching her every move, or the movement of her wide flank.

"My dearest Luna, how much longer must we keep up this act? Someone some how is going to find out about us." The discordian said as he moved on to his stomach and propped his head in his paw and clawed, what he called them, hands.

"Dreariest Discord, please bear with us. Soon we will be able to live on our own with out as much as a care in the world, other than causing chaos and rising the moon!" The alicorn, Luna said as she slipped into her royal slippers and walked over to her lover, Discord who moved into a sitting position.

"Promise me you'll try to not get caught during tomorrow's brawl?" Luna said as she lean her head down low to Discords ears. "Tis would be a shame if we couldn't meet up in a fortnight." The alicorn said as she began to slowly chew on one of the creature before here's ears.

"If you keep doing that, I might not let you leave..." Discord purred as his pawed hand ran down the side of her stomach and firmly grasped her flank, causing the alicorn to give a short gasp of pleasure.

"Luna? Will you be joining me for dinner this evening or do I have to come and find you?" A voice with authority broke the lovers freshly started intercourse.

Sighing, Luna rolled out from under discord and trotted over to a stone table where a midnight blue gemstone sat. On one of the long smooth surfaces, a white alicorn with a flowing light shaded rainbow mane stared at her. "We shall be with you in within the next 10 minutes dear sister." Luna said, trying to look at her elder sister and not Discord who was putting on quite the one creature show.

"10 minutes. Not a minute longer." The white alicorn, Celsetia, said before the stone went back to its blank self.

"I take it your really now leaving love?" Discord asked, as Luna stared at the blank stone.

"Yes, I will be leaving now." Luna said as she hurriedly tried to brush out her mane with her front hoofs.

"Sit down my love, I can do that for you." Discord said as her stood up on the moss bed and snapped one of his claws. Out of thin air, a midnight blue brush with a silver moon engraved on the back appeared in his hands. He was now also wearing something different now. His once bare chest now had a white shirt over it and a curly black mustache sat upon his upper lip.

"What in Equestria is with your wears discord? And how did you get my brush?" Luna asked as she trotted to the edge of the bed and sat down, allowing the discordian brush her mane.

"This is what is called barbers wear," Discord said as he motioned to the shirt and fake mustache. "As for the brush, I just thought of you and it came out looking beautiful, just not as beautiful as the real you." Discord finished as he ran the brush through her hair like it was his everyday job.

"You are too good to us Discord. Thou wishes we could pay you pack somehow." Luna sighed.

After a quick inspection of his fine work, discord hopped off the bed and conjured a quarter shaped moon mirror out of nothingness and let Luna's magic grasp it. Luna's hair was done in a simple fashion, but it was much more fancy than her straight blue strands.

"Luna, dearest." Discord said as he got on a knee before the dark alicorn. "You can pay me back a thousand times and more if you would say 'yes'." Discord said as he produced a silver ring from Luna's mane.

"It's nothing too fancy, but I remember you once said you didn't like--" Discord was cut off my an alicorn flying into his arms yelling "yes!"

Stroking Luna's mane, Discord smiled. "I'm glad you said 'yes' my dear. Don't know what I would have done if you hadn't." Pulling back from his new fiancé, Discord smiled. "Now run along to that dinner with your ever so dear sister. I'll be awaiting your wonderful return."

Luna just smiled. "I'll try to get away earlier, for you." Than backing up and grabbing her gem, Luna transported away.

"...I love you Luna, I'll love you till chaos does us part." Discord sighed. He could feel the madness in him rising. He only wished he could have more time with her. When he was with her, time seemed to stand on end, and all his troubles seemed like nothing more than a spilled glass of chocolate milk. That reminded him, he was craving some chocolate milk. With a snap of his paw, a small cotton candy cloud appeared with a glass under it.

"I haven't gotten all blasted day, open up your chocolate milk stash and let go!" Discord almost yelled to the tiny pink cloud that just shuddered in response before letting a down pour of chocolate milk flow out of it upside down and into his glass.

"It's better than nothing," Discord sighed as he took a sip, the glass slowly disappearing with each gulp as if it was a liquid.

"Nice of you to finally join us, Luna." Celestia greeted Luna as she entered the grand dinning hall. The windows had been opened a bit, letting a gentle breeze flow through. The walls were covered in purple tapestries with images of the two sisters sewn in, each one done differently. The floor was rich marble, gold outlining each slab. From the ceiling hung two large chandeliers opposite each other that's candles shown down upon the rooms furniture. A large dining table that could fit at the least a dozen ponys comfortably was set for two opposite each other at the far end, Celestia sat at one of the places watching Luna slowly walk to her seat.

"What were you up to this afternoon, if I may so ask dear sister." Celestia said as her magical aura ran a small bell, informing the waiting servants that they were ready to be served.

"If you really must know, we were at our own castle." Luna said as she watched their meal be carried into the room and set before them. "If I'm to move there in a fortnight, I must have it all ready for both ourselves and the help."

Luna lifted a spoon wit her magic and dipped it into the soup that sat before her. "Mmmm, carrot pea soup, my favourite." the darker alicorn muttered as she swallowed the orange and green liquid before her.

Celestia took a sip of the soup from her spoon with her eyes looking downward at the table. "So what are your plans for that place? It's old and remote, surely you cant truly be considering moving in there."

Luna pushed back her half-finished bowl of soup wit her magic and stood up. "I'll be going now." Luna said before she turned and trotted out of the dinning room.

Celestia sighed as she once again rung the bell with her magic, brining a servant hurrying into the room. They cleared the table of the main dish and brought out a large slice of cake, Celestia style. As she ate the fairly large slice of cake, Celestia couldn't help but notice that Luna had been acting strangely lately. She'd confront her about it tomorrow, right now she had a cake slice and paper work to attend to.

Author's Note

fortnight - 14 days

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! I feel really good about this story so I'm going to work my best to make it really good!

Thank you all for reading, and feel free to leave a comment!

Chapter 2

Luna shifted around on her large bed. The silk covers beneath her felt like a large skating rink that her body was sliding on. Sighing, she rolled on to her belly and looked out the double doors that lead to her balcony. The sun was slowly decaling, and soon she would have to rise the moon. The moon that no one appreciated. The moon that no one saw. The moon that only she loved. Luna's face wrinkled slightly to stop from crying before burying her face in a pillows. Her silent cry's were interrupted by a knock at the door. Muttering a "Come in", a royal guard entered.

"Princess Luna, your elder sister, Princess Celestia has informed me to inform you that it is your time to raise the moon." The guard said in an expressionless manor, tapping one hoof on the ground to inform her his message was done.

Turning to face the window, putting the guard at her rear, Luna's horn lit up as the moon slowly and gracefully rose up. It took a few minutes, but not a lot of magic thanks to a spell Luna had created to make the raising and lowering of the moon easier.

"I must say, I've see that moon rise into the night before from many different places, but this is the most beautiful one I've seen. Unless its the beautiful mare who's company I'm in." The guard spoke from directly behind Luna now, who had turned around to face him in surprise. A cunning smirk accompanied his voice.

"Guard! Tell us why you are still in our bedchamber!" Luna shouted at the guard who seemed unaffected by her inclining voice. "If thou doesn't answer us, we shall send you to the moon as thy punishment until your trial."

The guard just laughed at the angry princess. "Dearest Luna..." The guards voice changed to that of a familiar creature, to who the guard had now changed into. "I was expecting a much nicer greeting, but shame on you dear girl. I might just have to punish you now." Discord said with a wink.

Luna's body loosened from its tense state. "Discord, you startled me, that is all." She said as she walked over to him and rested her head on his shoulder. "You just.. startled me.. that's.. all...." Luna managed to get out before breaking down in tears. The discorian just stroked the alicorns mane as she cried and shuttered with hic-ups. "Oh Discord... Tia knows something's up, I can just feel it!" Luna managed to get out before crying once again overcome her.

"Shhhh my love, she doesn't know for sure yet. No need to give up hope just yet. We can work this all out..." Discord repeatedly muttered into Luna's mane as he stroked it in a soothing fashion.

After what seemed like hours of crying, Luna's eyes just wouldn't shed anymore tears. She looked up to discord who still held her with red eyes. "Discord, we are sorry you had to see us in such a sorry state." Luna muttered as she wiped her nose with a hoof. "We will try harder next time to not break down in your presence again."

"Luna, I would not be here right now if I had not been prepared for this. I'll always be here, for better or for worse." Discord offered Luna a smile. "Till chaos do us part."

"...Till chaos do us part. I can agree with you and that statement Discord." Luna muttered softly. "Discord, would you might sleeping here for the night? I don't want to be alone for another night--" Discord put a pawed finger to her lips.

"I would be more than honored to dearest Luna." Discord said with a proper bow as if he was one of the pony's bowing before her sister in the court. Leading Luna to her bed, Discord gave a snap of his talons, turning Luna's once uncomfortable silk bed sheets into soft sheets with the same colours and moon pattern as the silk ones had. "I just have one question. Is there any chance of... Bow chicka wow won?" Discord asked with a small grin and rise of an eyebrow.

"Discord! My dear sisters room is just down the hall. She'll surly notice if I put up a sound barrier." Luna said, remember how loud they were last time they had met in private. "Please bear with us. soon we shall be able to do it all over this lovely castle and nopony will be able to stop us!"

Celestia held in a gasp as she backed away from her sisters bedchambers doors. How could Luna even consider being in a relationship with that monster?! The elder sister thought. She hurriedly walked to her room, trying not to draw much attention to herself from the guards. After entering the privacy of her own room, Celestia grabbed an blank book and quill and began to write. Write about all that she had figured up until now, as well as what she had just heard. What will I do now? Celestia thought as she finished writing. Than she pushed aside all her writing utensils and wept on her desk.

"What ever do you mean Luna? Your elder sister rules over this castle. She'll never allow us to even think of that, let alone do it! And than there's another big factor, me!" Discord said as he tried to keep his voice low.

"Discordian, you underestimate me! Just because I am the younger sister, does not mean I am the least powerful! My dear sister is growing weak slowly due to all the stress the ponycourt gives her, while I store all my magical energy." Luna said, sitting up in bed to look discord, who had curled his warm body around her, in the eyes.

"The Luna I used to know would never consider such a thought, she always respected and looked up to her elder sister." Discord said as his head formed into that of Celestia's. "Dear sister, why would you ever consider overpowering me?" Discord mocked Celestia.

"Because no one loves our night!" Luna almost shouted at her dear lover, her eyes starting to glow white, making his Celestia mock-face disappear. "All the pony's enjoy my sister bright days, but ignore my beautiful night, even when I put so much work into creating star formations and something I call meteor showers. I work so hard on all that, yet they ignore both it and my presence." Her eyes had returned to normal, but a her chest was puffing in and out still.

Discord felt something deep in him pull. The chaos is attracted to this. The discordian thought. Squeezing Luna tightly, Discord couldn't help but feel as if chaos was starting to grower stronger in both of them each time they met. They would overcome it though, Together they would beat it.

Author's Note

Bow Chicka Wow Won with Discord time! Ha ha ha ha, you all wish ;)

Thank you once again for reading! And feel free to tell me your opinion or question/concerns about the story in the comments.

Chapter 3

"Equestrians! It is time for the chaos to take over your peaceful lives." Discord spat the last part out at the gawking city below him. Just as him and Luna had planned, he would 'attack' Equestria today, only to have Luna 'defeat' him. It was all an act to make it look like there was nothing going on in between them. Now though, they had to worry about Celestia and if she would buy the act. He leaned back on his throne of what he called humans, and snapped a taloned hand. Thousands of mini discords appeared floating around him. With a yawn, Discord waved his clawed hand at the city, sending them into chaos attack mode 5. Resting his chin on his paw, Discord watched the chaos unravel it's self below him.

Pony's were running around in what they thought was for their lives. Unicorn guards tried to shoot spelling at the mini Discords, but it was to no luck. A few winged guards tried to take flight to attack the master behind all the chaos, yet they couldn't reach him due to some metaling Discords that created harnesses and started steering them around as if they were cars.

"What a pity, and here I thought I would have a bit more of a challenge-" Discords words were cut off by the sound of two Immortal royals teleporting on a roof not too far below him. In between them stood the now empty market square. Abandoned stalls were being attacked by mini Discords, some playing catch or juggling with apples and pears while other turned the baked goods into barking pastries.

"Discord! We Demand you stop this chaos at once!" A Very loud and might I add angry Celestia yelled across the empty marketplace to Discord, her voice echoing off the empty buildings. "If you surrender now, we will be more forgiving

Luna stood behind her elder sister, trying to look just as magnificent as the alicorns before her. Looking past Celestia's large flank, Luna eyed up Discord. He looked as if he truly ruled over Equestria on his throne of some sort of body's. Ponies? No, they were too long and oddly shaped and where there hoofs were, it looked like new legs had formed and grown down at different lengths.

"Dear sisters, I'm writing now to you now on the topic of overtaking Equestrian." Discord said as he wrote on a scroll that had appeared in his hand, a quill in his other accompanied by a floating ink well. He was now also in a new attire of puffy purple and shorts and a matching tail coat trimmed wit green, as well as a green hat that had a long purple flower flowing from a point in the top out in a large swirl.

"It is of my deepest apology's to tell you that while you have watched me write this lovely letter, I have escaped your sight and this me is really just more mini me-me's!" And with that, the discord figure before the royal sister turned into more mini Discords who started to fall on the building below them. Two mini's had teamed up so that they could hop around in the puffy shorts. Another ran off with the hat on his rump while three tried to get the jacket off another discord.

Greed! Luna thought. Discord is trying to throw us off his trail by leaving the scent of greed every where, hoping it will effect us! Luna watched as her elder sisters horn light up in all it's golden glory and started to shoot mini Discords in frustration. Luna expected them to just disappear in a poof of smoke, but instead entangled messes of intestines and other bodily functions that Luna wished she had never seen outside of a diagram in a book.

"DISCORD! What sick trick have you played on us now?!" Celestia yelled, the roof below her feet starting to steam with heat. "I demand to know what you have done!" All that could be heard after Celestia's yells was a very manly laugh that echoed thought out the city.

"Fine, we'll play it the hard way." Celestia muttered as she lit her horn up and cast a spell. soon a golden force field surrounded the large city. "I felt his presence in the city as my force field was cast. He is to the northwest, I will take the West while you take the North, just like your stars." Celestia muttered before teleporting herself to an unknown location most likely in the West portion of the city.

Sighing, the night princess did likewise as her sister, teleporting to a place under one of the north towers. "You'd better have a good reason for what you have done Discorian, or I swear to Tis' holy flank I will hurt you in the most unpleasurable way possible!" Luna muttered loudly to the white stone tower base before her.

"My my dearest, even you should have known that it was all just an illusion. I could never bring myself to harm a living thing! Unlike somepony's I might- might-not know." Discord said from behind Luna, leaning against a wall with his paw and clawed arms crossed. "That is not the problem at hand though, Celestia will soon find out about my little diversion and come over here soon."

On the West side of the city stood a very angry Celestia. Before her was a portrait of her all her toy's surrounding her. The art work was accompanied by a sculpture of her laying across a long couch and one final and rather large statue of Celestia leaning forwards with a look of naughtiness on her face, her flank raised to the sky accompanied by a pair of high and tight socks. Celstia's chest heaved up and down with heavy, angry breaths.

"DISCORD!!!!!!"

Both Luna and Discord looked over to the western side of the city. "She found them." Discord noted with a smirk. "Guess it's time to start plan two, Ponynap a Princess!" And with that, Discord scooped Luna up into his mismatched arms and held her close to her firm and furry chest. "Please hold on tight love, it'll all be over soon." And with that, Discord blinked his eyes. Just as the couple were teleporting out of the area, a very angry Celestia with her mane and tail on fire appeared. She appeared to shout something, but Discord had already teleported them out of the city.

Author's Note

A throne of humans... I figured its discord and in this sense, he would know more about humans then any other pony, if they even knew what a human was.

Chaos attack mode 5... It sounded about 20% cooler than just "Attack mode"

Cars... Once again, Discord is the one thing in all of that world that would know most about humans and their world. And at this paragraph, we're almost watching everything unfold from Discords point of view.

Barking pastries... Imagine it, pie barking at you. Than imagine the apple or pear or peach or what ever the filling's slices becoming teeth so that bark looks a lot more friendly than it's bite.

Celestia's large flank... I'm not trying to start some princest here or anything, I just think that she would have a large flank.

BEFORE YOU ASK HOW... Discord was able to teleport out of the city and past the barrier because his magic is chaos magic. It doesn't apply to normal magical rules

Thank you for reading this! I'm starting to feel really good about the story so I'll be sure to add some more chapters on soon! Remember to comment anything from questions to concerns!