Latino Bordor Crossing in Canada
“No one complains when a black man has aids”- screamed TheKillerWeb who still isn’t a brony because his a dirty Russian spy. L4th3l didn’t say one word, not because his mouth was filled with condoms but because his mouth was filled with rainbow dash. L4th3l ate Rainbow Dash. “No one complains when a black man has Fried chicken” says RideTheMagicDragon. L4th3l tried to cover his tracks just like anyone or anything. That’s what l4th3l was a thing. “No one complains when a black person is dead” said MrBronify. That was Bronify last words. L4th3l killed Bronify to get to Rainbow Dash. No one in Ponyville knew what happened because of the AIDS virus and anew killer virus called Poo Poo My Doo Doo which resulted in Bloody Urine.
Pinkie Pie then went to Canadian Border to search for a piece of pie. Even though she could find pie anywhere it had to be Canada that is where rainbow and she had their first and last kiss.
*FLASHBACK
RideTheMagicDragon banged Micheal Jackson without any gloves. “OMG” shouted MrBindsHD as he realized he is a brony. L4th3l then came and saw Rainbow. Swag prevented them from having gay oral sex with a MacDonald’s cup. L4th3l had to return to Canada to regain his inner YOLO and jump off Canterlot Castle. Even Nightmare Penis wasn’t that brave that is retard brave.
*FLASHFOWARD
L4th3l is about to bark into the part of the world were people aren’t just people their humans. That’s right there humans. BRONIFY PISSES THE BED EVERY NIGHT. BA Brony Clan is falling apart because of the recent YOLO intake has been dropping faster the Muffin Man’s Balls. Deep Reading is for losers because PC Gaming is too good. Black ops 2 is a good game. L4th3l is now about to enter. One Step,Two Step, Seven, Six Steps. His about to enter Canada shit gonna get real now.
CANADA YEAR:2XXX YOLO
Canada is da bet conurty in da word. It has mooses and igs and stuff. Uperman aint got nothin on dis nigga. L4th333l is ow a kewl ppl and knew tow to met swag. TheKillerBrony is a legit channel trust me and bronies arntiet gay becausga of gloppers. Twilight SPANKLE SPANK ME RIGHT NOW SPANK ME YOU DIRTY LITTLE BOY! Dis insanity is kewling meh I anit gonna take it today. L4th3l wasn’t losin sub s he was losin is life. SWAG is da next YOLO.
L4th3l stepped out of Canada
Suddenly everything made sense and everything seems logical. L4th3l has to have sex with Bronify dead body if he ever wants to see Rainbow Cum alive again. L4th3l prepared himself for a glorious YouTube flame war. Bronies vs. Bonies. Bonies are pure 100% penis and love racial jokes. These kinds of Bonies are just plain swagtastic.
Dear God if you read this far and Thought it was bad you were wrong
L4th3l realized the only thing different between him and the bonies is they could actually support a family of four. RideTheMagicDragon the leader of the Bonies always had a hard on. He loved everything bony, he liked clop, he liked dlop he even liked Sex! Yes, he enjoyed actually sex wow that’s amazing. The Only Different Between Obama and a Terrorist is one knows how to fly a plane. Obama why you no free coke I mean come on, it’s a bare boned item, I want it inside meh. L4th3l ran head to penis on into RideTheMagicDragon who stopped this by doing a 360 Temper that made Pamaj jelly. L4th3l had to make Ride Cum inside of Rainbow Dash. L4th3l then brought BA Derpy to create a Clop Fic of Rainbow Dash and made Ride Instantly cum. The Cum and Blood of Rainbow did something that L4th3l never could do feed a family of four.
After the battle L4th3l realized that he should stick to making emblems and clopping because there will always be a audience of emblem stealers who will copy his emblems, but wait what about Santa Christ? Santa Christ did something that you guys could never do pay 1 for clop porn instead of getting it for free. Wait this story has to wait I gotta take a dump. Aghhhh that was good. Well I need like 300 more words soooo time for some racist news.
WARNING THIS IS RACIST
You know why was the holocaust unsuccessful because the Roman Empire gave up just like Obama, Obama admit you did 9/11 and I will 1v1. Thinking about why is there a Pope I mean there all child molesters and stuff who needs em. Alright im sure all those jewish pricks left we can finished the story. L4th3l went back to MrBronfiy grave and sang “yellow submarine” by The Rolling Stones. That’s who wrote it right? Yea im right don’t look it up, SWAG. Well L4th3l cried and jesus became the next jesus. Bronify pissed the bed.
L4th3l woke up covered in sweat. His penis still had sperm dripping from the tip. L4th3l got off his box (because he doesn’t own a bed) and played skyrim with a fluttershy soundboard. He checks his friends list 1 online. Its Dragon he’s always online fucking no life. L4th3l quickly gets bored and decides to play Call of Duty. He starts to play multiplayer but can’t spawn because the game doesn’t like bronies or latinos and we cant blame david vonderheart for that. So l3th4l leaves the lobby and makes clopping emblems. He gets a hard on by doing this and decides to watch some good ole fashion pony porn on 4chan. He then watches equestria girls cries, pisses the bed, faps while crying, watches MrBronify, Faps while watching MrBronify (I cant blame him) and then skype calls Dragon. Dragon was playing Banned from Equestria at the moment and was still moaning, L4th3l didn’t care he was gay for dat man. Just kidding, well L4th3l was able to masterbate tonight in peace or so he thought Canada wants revenge.
TO BE UM HOW DO YOU SPELL YEA UM….Nevermind this story is over.
