Is...is this Life?

Staying Asleep (No.) (This is where I go to...places...)

"Nope." I say, confident in the fact that no-one will miss me.

The beast raises an eyebrow. IS that an eyebrow?

ARE YOU SURE?

"Yes. Now get me to where I want to be."

...

I blink in the blinding light of Celestia's sun. Wait, Celestia's sun? I'M IN EQUESTRIA?

Oh, Fuck me.

I get up and realise where I am. The Royal Castle. In the Throne Room. And all of the sudden, completely un-expected,

was the shout of a Royal Voice. The sun-bitch herself.