(DESPITE THE PICTURE, BUTTON MASH IS AGED UP. NO FOALCON HERE)

Gamer Luna is not having a good day. The Wii controller's vibration function is broken and a new controller doesn't come in the mail for another day or so. Along with that, her spot at the top of the leader board was just downgraded by a recent player named "Button_Mash".

Frustrated and expecting that the stallion would melt under her hoof if he was brought to her castle, Luna summons Button Mash to her castle for a little Co-op. Unfortunately, she gets more than she bargained for when she turns sex into a game. After all, Button Mash always wins.

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