Speednut - Origins

by Biker Brony

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Random, Crossover
Length: 2080

Trackday + Crash = Fun filled story with Pastel Colored Ponies

This is based on true events that happened to me when i had a slight off at Cadwell Park Raceway!
As a keen biker i enjoy racing and as a keen Brony i enjoy a particular animated cartoon,
paring these two together in a extreme case can only cause mischief on ones mind, here is how i ended up paring both of these together!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-17 15:34:24 UTC

Cadwell Park

Cadwell Park.

Ever been on a Track-day? No!? I love them..........well used too anyway, tell a lie I still do, getting that licence was the best gift I ever gave myself......and the worst. First one I went to was Donnington second was Snetterton, third and fourth was Cadwell Park I regret the fourth here's why.

2pm Coming out of the pits fresh 3 compound rubber the good stuff! Turn one easy 120 mph, holding the speed throughout the fresh tires gripping the asphalt, two and three Charlies easy knee scraper 70-90mph, clutch in down into 3rd hold at 10,000rpm roll on the throttle after the strips finish, Park Straight easy to max out my R6 186mph! Testing the aerodynamic's my one fault happened here at turn four entered it at around 100mph faster than my previous laps determined to get the "Brass Balls Award for bravest lap" I carry the high speed through the un-named corner, when I notice a glint just on the red and white strips about 1 meter into them, most of you would say "oh it's just fine glass dust" we all do, I did at the time and doing 100mph into a turn hell your lucky too think anyway well it wasn't glass it was a ring pull, Monster to be precise and I hit it and hell it made me come off, another thought to yourself is "red and white strips there raised in sections why go on them anyway?" On corners there not there slidey as hell but they mark apex lines for day riders and obvious at night anyway, I hit the ring-pull and the apex marker, my front wheel tries to give, I go into training mode;

Keep calm

Clutch in

Roll off throttle

Gently dab rear bake

RACE ON!

It worked! I lean back in on the ring pull! High side with a Buck crash only thing I remember was literally seeing Asphalt turn too Sky turn to grass turn too sky turn too very coarse gravel and two seconds later dazed a trashed R6 hit me square in the Helmet!

Authors note! The IICON Variant is a exceptional helmet it kept me alive when this happened I recommend them, yes his parts true!

I was Alive! Adrenalin fueled through my veins, I tried to stand but fell to my knees , nope but I could crawl, so I did too my precious bike the only thing more important to me than my fiancée, too see her lying there all torn apart was heart breaking then suddenly darkness overcame me, I was knocked out!

Where, What, Why, How, AHHHHHHHHH!

Where, What, Why, How, AHHHHHHHHH!

Authors Note! These were my true thoughts during my time passed out! No really they were!

I open my eyes and roll onto my back looking into the blue sky, it really is a nice day, then it dawns on me I had just crashed Yam Yam! I had to see her terrible thoughts racing through my head "was she ok!?." "Can she be fixed!?" "The HEL Brake lines and Termignoni system best not be fucked!", I roll on my side tried to lift myself onto my feet but collapse, pain surging through my body I hit the lush grass and think dam this is comfy........... i blackout again!

YET AGAIN I wake up in a new place this time I was inside but unable to move so i do the next best thing any biker would do yell! "NURSE WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE! WHY ISN'T SHE NEXT TO ME! I HAVE TO SEE HER!" Within 30 seconds a light brown creature appears then a white one appears soon after "WOW!" I exclaim "Doc these meds are the shit! I'm seeing pastel coloured Horseies!" Much to the Butterscotch coloured doctors disapproval he corrects and questions me

"Sir could you please refrain from the profanities you cursed earlier we have young Fillies in the ward, I'm not a 'Horseie' I am a Pony, and what is a bike?" Now most people would pick up on the Pony thing but I didn't well not straight away

"My bike the Cyan coloured Yamaha YZF R6 with the rainbow effect on the front cowl and tail can't miss it where is, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY PONY!?"

"SIR!?" The Doctor shouted "I will fine you one Bit if you continue to use profanities like that, yes I did say Pony, I am a pony, you are a Pony the nurse is a Pony, we all are here in Ponyville, amnesia is common after a crash like yours, the nurse has refilled you sedatives now relax and get some sleep you look like hell so you need it."

I fall into a deep sleep.............2days later

Same room, same ceiling YAY! I haven't moved! I look down at my arm to my horror it's not there but has been replaced with a Pure White fingerless appendage, scared I check the rest of me unable to realise the searing pain, feet gone, hands gone, holy heck I'm a freaking Horse! Panicked I do what is natural................. Yell! "NURSE!" Again to be greeted by the same two Ponies the Doc calls out in a less than impressed tone

"What now!?"

"Doc!" I say terrified "Doc your right I'm a Pony!"

Another Voice appears from outside the room

"You’re an Alicorn to be precise" the well-spoken female voice calls out while entering the room "just like me. Hello I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle I found you unconscious just outside of Sweet Apple Acres and bought you here my friends and I have been keeping watch over you, while you were out."

For once I couldn't even talk not even swear! All I could do was sit with a open jaw.

For a few moments a awkward silence loomed over the room only to be broken by the Doctor "sir you are free to leave with the Princess at any time. over too you m'lady"

"Thank you Doctor Whooves, Twilight is fine thank you." The Purple princess chuckled

As the doctor left the room "Come on then you were off to the Library for a chat."

Still speechless I comply with the royals command.

Authors Note, weird huh yes I thought that while KO'd, thanks for asking btw I was fine; Broken leg, arm, knee, partially lost my sight in right eye due to bike impact and 5 broken ribs and a rather sore nose. Other than that I was fine. ON WITH THE STORY!

The Library with a difference

Library with a Difference

On our way out I STILL could not speak so the Purple Alicorn chatted away not that I was listening anyway I was still confused on what the hell was happening, then a new female voice calls out "hey! What was the last thing she said?" I look up and see why I thought was my bike but a Pony version "Yam Yam!?" I question the Cyan Mare strikes me around the back of my head "Wrong, guess again"

"Listening"

"Correct, before that?

"Not"

"Correct, before that?"

"Your?"

"Ok Twi he was listening to you." The mare laughed playfully while striking me around the head again.

"Rainbow Dash!" The Princess exclaimed "Don't hit umm, I didn't catch you name."

"It's Chris." I reply

They both laugh out loud

Rainbow Dash pipes up" wow real cool parents you have, most Ponies try to avoid name that get there Fillies and Colts bullied at School......... Chris HAHAHAHA! Nice one Whitie! Really what's your name?"

"Really it's Chris."

"I think he's being serious Rainbow, you’re not from around here are you?" The princess questions

"No" I reply "I'm not even sure where here is, all I remember is racing on my Motorbike then crashing then getting KO'd by the wreckage, that led me here."

This led to an awkward silence for the three of us all the way to the library.

The library was a Hollowed out large tree, when I say large dam this thing was bigger than 10 great redwoods thick, those things are huge.

The Young Princess used her Magical abilities to open the door and offered me and Rainbow Dash in. We obliged and she followed I stood there in awe this place was like nothing I had ever seen, Books, Tomes and old Manuscripts layered the olden tree in massive book shelves all around the first floor, a small stairwell led to a second.

Please take a seat Twilight motioned pointing at a place next to a large table in the centre of the room, as before I obeyed without question while Rainbow Dash flew upstairs to leave us be.

"It's plainly obvious you’re telling the truth Chris, but I fail to see where you’re from, the mannerisms you use are very strange to me, so where are you from?"

"Huh, oh umm I'm from the South of the UK, where Ponies are non-talking creatures and Humans are the Talking things. I live with my long term fiancée and our two Savannah Cats Haruhi and Mikuru oh and our Turtle Squirt! This is where you tell me I'm not even on the same Planet Princess."

Well I was right YAY!

"You’re not on the same Planet." She grinned "I mean it. Might even be Dimension! This is Equestria" said Twilight before getting cut off by a certain Eve's dropper from above "YOUR IN PONYVILLE CUTIE!

"Shut it Rainbow, and read Daring Do! Celestia told me to help this Pony and I believe him, please don't call him cutie either!"

"WHAT, HE IS DON'T DENY IT!"

"RAINBOW! LEAVE....NOW!"

With that the Technicolor Haired mare left

"Sorry about that, for the time being you will need to stay here and fit in I am here to help and assist you when possible but I can't be here all the time, I regret to say this but Rainbow Dash is also charged with helping you so is my friend Applejack who you will be staying with at Sweet Apple Acres she has a Barn with a spare room off of her main Buildings and Home you can sleep in. A word of advice don't bring any attention to yourself as this town is not used to new Ponies"

"Ok.........I'm going out on a limb here how do I do that?" I asked

"Oh sorry I forgot to mention that bit, you’re a Alicorn a Pony who can Fly and use Magic, there quite rare so most Ponies think there Royal but it's not quite true at that fact, Alicorn’s are High Class Ponies quite well off usually this is why Dr Whooves was very lenient with you he probably thought you were a high class Alicorn made even more so with me bringing you in." The princess smiles and continues "it's very late we can take my carriage to Sweet Apple Acres where you can get a good night’s sleep and we can discuss things tomorrow."

The Rainbow and the Cow Pony

The Rainbow and the Cow Pony

The barn was a small to medium sized red wooden building about the size of a average 3 bedroom house though many of the rooms inside were filled with random and various Apple family items and heirlooms and apples two small rooms contained a freshly made bed and a large glass of water, the sweet smell of apples scented everything in the building.

"You will be staying here until further notice" twilight said professionally "See you tomorrow Princess Celestia will be with me so don't wander off." With that the Princess took off in her carriage and left me outside the barn wondering, thinking, I pulled myself to my senses long enough to make a decision to go to bed and figure out what mess I have gotten into this time.

The wooden frame on the bed looked old but sturdy enough to sleep on also was nice and low so I didn't have to climb onto it either before I climbed into bed though I checked the other room, "Well at least I have company" I said upon finding a sleeping Rainbow Dash in the next room "doubt these were ment for sleeping in there's no doors unless is a country thing not to have them." I gave in and just decided to call it a night, a night full of questions and dreams and Ponies.