A Lesson in Paperwork

by Wabbajack

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy
Length: 7706

Shining Armor has a ton of paperwork to do. Princess Cadence decides to "help" him. Shenanigans and misuse of office furniture ensue.

Shining Armor has a ton of paperwork to deal with.

Princess Cadence decides to "help" him.

Shenanigans and misuse of office furniture ensue.

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(WARNING: This story is intended for mature audiences only! It contains graphic depictions of strong sexual content, along with oral sex, wingplay, playful teasing, untimely interruptions, and improper use of a desk! You have been warned!)

Published 2013-09-17 19:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-17 19:10:02 UTC

"Desk Jobs Blow"

Shining Armor was not having a good day.

It certainly wasn’t bad compared to the whole Changeling fiasco or the “Evil Shadow King of Doomy Doom” thing from last week, of course. Thankfully, everything with King Sombra and the Crystal Empire had been dealt with safely and successfully, thanks to his little sister and her friends. And now his beloved wife Cadence was set to be the new ruler of the returned kingdom.

And that was exactly why he was here in Canterlot, sitting in his office doing boat-loads of extremely bothersome paperwork. He and Cadence had returned from the Crystal Empire to settle their affairs in preparation for their official move North, and naturally that included Shining Armor abdicating his role as Captain of the Guard. Which, in turn, meant lots and lots of paperwork. Picking a replacement, picking a replacement for the spot left open by his replacement, picking a replacement for that pony, so on and so forth, all while juggling various resumes, reports, and letters of commendation in order to determine the right ponies for the right jobs.

It was rather bothersome, and more than a little overwhelming.

With a weary sigh, Shining Armor sank into his chair and let his head drop back. This was going to take forever. And it certainly didn’t help that his subordinates kept barging in to pester him about everything from field reports to congratulating him on his new position as… whatever he was now that Cadence was the ruler of the Crystal Empire. He wasn’t even sure himself. Finding out would probably require more paperwork.

Shining let out another sigh.

A knock at the door roused the stallion from his silent contemplation. “Come on in,” he said, not even bothering to raise his head up.

The door to his office swung open, before quietly closing shut. A few hoofsteps echoed through the quiet office, before stopping. Shining’s ears perked up. Those had not been the heavy steps of armor-clad guards or the tentative shuffling of intimidated underlings. They were soft and delicate, and very familiar to him. Shining couldn’t help but grin, and he was quick to raise his and lock his gaze on his guest. “Cadence!” he exclaimed with excitement, nearly startling the vibrant pink alicorn standing in front of him.

Princess Cadence smiled wryly. “Aw, how did you know it was me?”

“I’m your husband, and I’ve known you for years. I should know how to recognize your hoofsteps,” Shining replied happily. “What brings you here?” A look of horror briefly flickered across his face. “Please don’t say paperwork.”

Cadence loved her husband too much to torment him by saying something about more paperwork. Though the thought certainly crossed her mind. Instead, the Princess stifled a giggle and trotted around his desk, moving to be at his side. “No, dear. I just wanted to drop by and pay a visit to my favorite Guard Captain,” she said with a soft smile.

The white unicorn flashed a smirk. “Soon to be ex-Guard Captain, once I get all this paperwork finished.” The smirk quickly faded. “Easier said than done, though,” he groaned.

Cadence frowned. “It’s not going well?”

Shining let out a sigh. “No, it’s going alright. It’s just time consuming, and a little stressful.” He narrowed his eyes. “And boring.”

Cadence couldn’t help but softly giggle as Shining’s blunt assessment of official military business. She was also happy to see a small smile grace his lips in response to her melodious laughter. “Don’t worry, darling. I’ll be sure to make sure you have assistants to take care of all your paperwork once we get settled in to the Crystal Empire.”

Shining turned to grin at Cadence. “Have I mentioned that I love you?”

That earned another small giggle from the Princess. “Yes, Shining, though it certainly never gets old. And I love you, too.” Cadence leaned forward, and placed a small kiss on the lips of her lover. It was a soft and gentle kiss, delicate and chaste in nature.

She swiftly followed it up with a kiss that was anything but chaste, catching Shining Armor slightly off guard as she forcefully pushed her lips against his own. He nearly fell out of his chair, but managed to quickly recover and return the force of her kiss. Their gazes locked – his curious, hers devious in nature. After a few short seconds, they broke the kiss, and Cadence took a step back to smirk coyly at her husband. “I’m sorry, did I catch you off guard?” she asked coquettishly.

“Just a bit, yeah,” Shining replied with a smirk of his own. “What’s gotten into you?”

“Nothing,” Cadence replied with aloof shrug, before grinning mischievously. “Yet.”

The stallion blinked, his mind quickly trying to process the situation. “Wait, what?”

Cadence leaned forward to plant a small kiss on Shining’s cheek. “My husband is having a rough day, and I think he needs a break,” she whispered in his ear. “Or at least, a small chance to relax, and maybe have a little fun. It certainly beats paperwork, doesn’t it?”

A pink hoof pressed against Shining Armor’s chest, and slowly begin to slide its way down his torso.

For a moment, Shining imagined himself hurling all his paperwork off the desk before making passionate love to his wife atop said piece of office furniture. The thought was more than a little tempting. But alas, his devotion to duty (and desire to get this damned paperwork done as soon as possible so they could have plenty of time for sexy fun later) won out over his love and lust. He gently placed a hoof over Cadence’s, halting its descent before it reached the point of no return. “I’m sorry, Cadence,” he sighed. “But as much as I’d love to, we just can’t do that here.”

Cadence’s shoulders and wings drooped, and the disappointment on her face left Shining feeling like a dagger of ice had been driven through his heart. “Oh,” she said quietly, her gaze falling. “I understand. You can’t afford having somepony trot in and see us in a… compromising position.”

The stallion nodded, and gave another sigh. “Exactly. I’m sorry, dear. But ponies have been in and out all day, and I’d rather not have a subordinate see me bending my wife over my desk.”

A small smile graced Cadence’s lips. “Right. Well, I suppose I will just have to go with Plan B, then.”

It took a few seconds of nodding for the stallion to realize what his wife had just said. Shining suddenly raised a concerned eyebrow as the realization hit him. “Wait, Plan B? What-”

There was a blur of pink. Before Shining Armor knew what was happening, Cadence was hunkered down under his desk, grinning devilishly up at him from between his legs. “Like you said,” she purred, placing a hoof on either of his thighs. “Nopony needs to see us in a compromising position. And down here, they won’t see me,” she said with a wink.

Shining Armor was conflicted. On the one hoof, he had a lot of work to do, and he was supposed to be a sterling example of military discipline. Being erotically serviced by a mare under your desk was almost certainly against several regulations. On the other hoof, he quite enjoyed it when Cadence was playful and sexy like this, the sight of her between his knees and looking mischievous was undeniably hot. He couldn’t stop a spark of excitement from running through his body and quickly settling in his groin.

Before he could tell Cadence to stop or to continue, there was a knock at the door. Shining looked up at the door, before looking back down at Cadence with an expression of horror. Cadence just winked. “I won’t stop you from doing your job,” she whispered.

Feeling a little relieved by that promise, Shining adjusted his posture and coughed to clear his throat. “Enter,” he called out, trying to sound professional, serious, and totally-not-awkward.

The door opened, and a heavily-armored pegasus trotted into the office, his gold armor contrasting sharply with his white coat. “Good afternoon, sir,” the stallion stated crisply as he snapped off a quick wing-salute.

“Ah, Sergeant Sprinkles,” Shining nodded, raising a hoof to return the salute. “Good afternoon to you too. To what do I owe the pleasu-”

Shining Armor suddenly felt a hoof begin to stroke his inner thigh. To his credit, he managed to ignore the tingles of pleasure and maintain a straight face, though he had to cough to hide any potential wavering in his voice. “Ahem. Sorry. To what do I owe the pleasure?” he asked.

The pegasus guard gave a nod. “Simply dropping by to inform you that the newest batch of recruits has arrived right on schedule.”

Shining Armor nodded, slightly struggling to keep a neutral expression as he felt a few kisses working their way up his inner thigh. “Right, thank you Sergeant. Was there anything else?”

The pegasus snapped off another salute. “No sir. I’ll let you get back to your work.” And with that, the pegasus turned and made his exit.

Once the door was shut behind the guard, Shining Armor let out a sigh of relief. He then promptly leaned back so that he could look under his desk, and catch his wife’s gaze. “What was that?” he asked flatly, frowning slightly.

The pretty pink Princess tried to look innocent. “I said I wouldn’t stop you from doing your job,” she said innocuously, before her lips curled into a smug little smirk. “Though I didn’t say anything about not making your job harder. Speaking of…”

Cadence quickly trailed her right hoof up Shining’s left thigh and towards his groin. The alicorn locked eyes with Shining, and her smirk deepened as her hoof grazed against the sheath. Shining let out a small sigh, though it was unclear whether it was from satisfaction or exasperation. “Just relax…” Cadence softly cooed as she brushed her hoof back and forth against his sheath, sending tingles thought Shining and raising his body temperature. He felt his pulse begin to quicken, his arousal growing with every stroke. It wasn’t long before the head of his member slipped free, and Cadence was quick to lean her face in towards it, planting a quick kiss on the flared tip of his rising stallionhood. The kiss and stroking coaxed a few more inches of length from his sheath, and Cadence’s hoof deftly rose to begin stroking the quickly hardening member.

In just a few short moments, Shining’s stallionhood was left completely exposed and rigid. Cadence let out another melodious giggle. “That was fast,” she observed with amusement, and a subtle hint of pride.

Shining let out another sigh, this one almost certainly one of relaxation rather than vexation. He leaned back a bit to look down at Cadence, and saw that she had scooted forward a bit to rest her hooves on his hips and hover her face just inches from his length. He could feel her warm breath on him, and the sensation was rather tantalizing. “What can I say?” he asked with a small smirk. “You certainly know what you’re doing.”

That earned a prideful nod from Cadence. “You’re right. I certainly do.” And with that, she stuck out her tongue and placed it against the bottom of his stallionhood, directly at the base. Slowly, almost torturously, she licked all the way up the length of his shaft, earning a small groan of satisfaction from her husband. As her tongue reached the flared head of his member, she took a moment to swirl it around the top, before planting a small kiss on the tip. She then began to plant more small kisses along the underside of his organ, working her way back down towards the base.

The stallion’s posture quickly began to change, becoming more relaxed as he found himself leaning back into his chair without even realizing it. “You know what?” he quietly asked, his eyes falling closed in contentment. “This is much, much better than paperwork. Thanks, honey.”

“Don’t mention it,” Cadence cheerfully replied, planting a few more kisses near the base of his shaft before giving another long lick back towards the top. “Though, I wouldn’t mind if you returned the favor tonight. This was Plan B, remembered?” she purred, her heat of her breath and the grazing of her lips teasing the head of Shining’s member as she spoke.

Shining Armor squirmed slightly against the tantalization, but the idea of paying it all back later brought a grin to his face. “Oh, that won’t be a problem at all.”

“Good,” Cadence chimed. “I-”

There was another knock at the door, and both Shining and Cadence jumped slightly. Shining quickly cast an annoyed glance at the door, before looking down at Cadence and waving a hoof, gesturing for her to retreat back further under the desk. Once she did so, he quickly scooted his chair forward a bit, to ensure that whoever entered wouldn’t be able to see him fully exposed.

Unfortunately, it also presenting Cadence with a very tempting target. One she knew she simply just couldn’t resist.

Shining Armor coughed a few times to steady his voice, shuffled some papers around, and picked up a writing quill in his magic so he’d look like he was busy. “Come in,” he called out to whoever was at the door.

The door opened, and another white pegasus in gold armor trotted in. “Good afternoon, Captain Armor,” the guard said in conjunction with a wing salute. “I wanted to ask-”

The guard suddenly paused, and seemed to survey his commander in a curious fashion. “What?” Shining flatly asked.

“Are you feeling alright, sir?” the guard warily asked. “You look a little unwell.”

Sure enough, Shining Armor’s cheeks were tinged pink, and his posture betrayed his agitation. Cadence’s ministrations had done a wonderful job of raising his pulse and body temperature, among other things. The unicorn frowned, and gave a dismissive wave of a hoof. “It’s nothing.”

The guard raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure, sir? Would you like me to go find a medic?”

Shining Armor shook his head. “No, I assure you, I’m perfectly-”

Under the table, Cadence suddenly closed her mouth around the head of Shining’s stallionhood, and began to gently suck and lick at the sensitive flare. The unexpected feeling of warmth, wetness, and pleasure caught Shining Armor completely off guard, and the Captain began to cough loudly in order to avoid groaning. The coughing fit quickly ended, though Cadence continued to suck and lick at his tip with tender loving care.

“I’m perfectly f-fine,” Shining growled, suppressing a shudder.

The guard didn’t look convinced, but he seemed to know not to aggravate the Captain with further questions. “If you say so, sir. At any rate, I was just here to discuss the performance review of this week’s tactical drills. But, if you would prefer, sir, I can come back at a later time when you’re less…” the guard eyed the paperwork strewn about the desk, and gave a sympathetic smile. “Less busy, sir.”

Under the desk, Cadence held her tongue still, pausing her lapping but keeping her lips firmly locked around Shining’s flare. She didn’t want to make it too difficult for him to speak, after all. She also made a mental note to ask him about a “performance review” of her own once they were done.

The Captain frowned, but gave a nod of agreement to the guard. “Later today would probably be better, yes.”

The guard snapped off a crisp wing salute. “Sir, yes sir.” And without a further word, the loyal Equestrian soldier turned and trotted out of the office, carefully shutting the door behind him.

Once the guard was gone, Shining Armor let out a sigh of relief, before leaning back in his chair. His gaze fell upon his wife, and he simply gave her a flat look. The pretty pink alicorn turned her own gaze up to her husband, giving him a coquettish look, innocence sparkling in her eyes even as her lips remained locked around the head of his shaft. “Hmm?” Her inquisitive hum reverberated through his length, leaving a wake of pleasure tingling in its wake.

Shining managed to suppress another shudder, and maintained his flat stare at his mischievous wife. “You’re evil,” he deadpanned.

An impish look of playful wickedness flickered in Cadence’s eyes. She proceeded to slowly slide her lips further down Shining’s length, several inches of his shaft disappearing into her muzzle at a torturously languid pace. “Hmmmm?” she hummed softly as her tongue began its work anew, gently lapping at each fresh inch of him that slid into her warm, wet mouth.

Shining Armor’s flat expression cracked, and a pleasured smile formed as he let out a low groan. “So very evil…” The stallion gave a subtle buck of his hips, gently trying to coax Cadence to take more of him into her mouth.

Naturally, Cadence noticed this. She loved it when Shining was like this, putty in her hooves and hungry for her attention. But instead of giving him what he wanted, she instead began to pull her head back, allowing several inches of saliva-coated flesh to slide out from between her soft lips. Shining let out a short groan of disappointment tinged with pleasure. “So very, very evil.”

“Mmm-hm,” Cadence replied with a wink, her hum once again reverberating through his hardness and driving him wild. As her lips neared the end of Shining’s member, Cadence paused with only the head still trapped within the warmth of her mouth. She gave it a few quick flicks of her tongue, and then began to lower her head again, once more sliding inch after inch of her lover back into her mouth. She went slightly lower this time, pausing to gently suckle at the organ, slowly massaging it with her tongue. Shining gave another small buck of his hips, and this time Cadence was nice enough oblige him, slipping her lips slightly further down his length.

And then she began to bring her head up once again. She repeated her previous motion, stopping with only the tip of Shining’s stallionhood in her mouth, threatening to let it slip from between her lips at any moment. She gently sucked at it for a moment, before working her way back down, taking even more of her husband into her mouth this time. At the end of her descent, only a fourth of his stallionhood remained visible, the rest held within her muzzle at the mercy of her tongue. She slowly licked and lapped at the hardened flesh, lavishing it with pleasurable torture.

The Captain let out a deep, relaxed sigh. “Cadence…” he said softly, his eyes barely able to focus on her wife as she serviced him. Pleasure was beginning to cloud his mind. If she kept on at this pace, he wasn’t sure how much longer he would actually be able to last. “Cadence, don’t stop…” he murmured, lowering a hoof to gently stroke her cheek.

Cadence looked up at her husband, happiness in her eyes. She was delighted to see him like this, relaxed and at peace rather than fretful and stressed over some silly paperwork. She was happy to help him, and while she couldn’t ignore the heat of her own arousal beginning to grow within her loins, she kept her focus entirely on Shining and the act of pleasing him. There would be ample opportunity for her to get her own carnal satisfaction later, anyway.

At the touch of his hoof against her cheek, Cadence paused for a moment to nuzzle against it. The movement shifted her lover’s member around within her mouth, and the change in sensation earned a small grunt from the stallion. She then raised both of her hooves up from their place on his thighs. She placed one hoof over his own, holding onto it in a small gesture of affection. The other hoof, she simply traced along his testicles, gently caressing each orb with delicate attention. She raised her head and lowered it again, beginning to slowly repeat the same movement at a measured and deliberate pace. Up and down she began to bob, suckling and licking at the appendage as her lips slid along its length.

Shining’s eyes were glazed, and he could only stare hazily at Cadence’s face as she worked up and down his shaft. His mind was fogged by pleasured bliss. He no longer cared about his work and responsibility; all he cared for was the beautiful mare between his legs, and the feelings coursing through him thanks to the act of love she was performing. He wasn’t quite close to finishing yet, but he wasn’t in any rush. He wanted to savor the experience, for as long as-

There was a knock at the door. Shining Armor flinched, his attention suddenly wrenched back to reality. Cadence let out a startled squeak, and a mix of surprise and fear flashed across her features. She quickly pulled away, releasing her mouth’s hold on Shining’s member with a wet slurp as she moved back under the desk to ensure she was completely hidden. As fun as it had been earlier, tormenting Shining now would only cause trouble for him; his composure was visibly shot, and his cheeks and ears were burning with a very noticeably flush. The Captain cleared his throat, and adjusted his posture to look more proper.

“Come in,” Shining called out, his choice of wording only making it harder for him to ignore body’s screaming desire for satisfaction.

The door opened. Shining was expecting another guard. It was always guards, after all, as well as the occasional clerk or peon from an administrative office.

Princess Celestia was certainly not who he expected to see stride through the doorway.

For a moment, panic gripped the Captain. Protocol dictated that he stand to salute the regent. However, standing right now would certainly be breach of protocol, and probably some indecency laws. His confusion and fear must have been evident in his face, as Celestia quickly smiled and gave a small nod. “Do not worry about formalities, Captain. I am simply here to converse, not for any official functions or activities.”

Upon hearing Celestia’s voice, Cadence’s own eyes went wide with horror, and she had to clamp her hooves over her mouth to muffle the small squeak of surprise that threatened to escape.

Shining Armor swallowed nervously. “Er, thank you ma’am,” he said, trying to sound awkward about being afforded such treatment, rather than awkward because he was on the verge of hormonal madness. “What was it you wished to converse about?” he asked. He hoped that didn’t sound as blunt as he feared it did.

Princess Celestia smiled pleasantly. “I simply wished to check in on you, and see how things were coming along. I wanted to ensure you weren’t running into too many frustrations, and make sure you didn’t have any concerns that needed to be satisfied,” she explained in slightly casual manner. “However, it seems you are busy right now,” she said, giving a nod to the paper-covered desk. “Perhaps I’ve come at a bad time? You also aren’t looking too well.”

Shining Armor gave a small, dismissive shrug. “It’s nothing too serious. I’m sure I’ll be fine in no time.”

Celestia gave another smile, and nodded in agreement. “Don’t be too stubborn, Captain. I’m quite certain Cadence will take excellent care of you, if you let her.”

Shining tried to give a smile that was hopefully not awkward. “Yeah, she’s always seems to know just what to do to make me feel better. I’m glad to know I have somepony like her to count on.” Despite the fear gripping her soul as she cowered under the desk, Cadence couldn’t help but smile at what Shining had to say about her. “She’s an amazing mare, that’s for sure…”

“I’m sure she is,” Celestia said with a knowing smile. The Princess then turned and began to trot back towards the door. “At any rate, I shall return when you are less busy and uncomfortable.” As the white alicorn trotted out the door, she paused to look back at Shining Armor, and give a small wink. “Have fun you two.”

Shining Armor’s face became a mask of mortified horror, and there was a loud thud and a small squeal from under the desk. The door closed shut, cutting off Celestia’s lofty chuckle as she left. Shining continued to stare aghast at the door for a moment, before pushing his chair back and looking down under the desk. “Are you alright?”

Cadence was rubbing the top of her head with a hoof, and looking rather disgruntled. “Peachy…” she grumbled, her pink cheeks flushed red with embarrassment. “I can’t believe…” her voice trailed off, and she just shook her head. It was all too embarrassing to think about, let alone say aloud. She was simply mortified.

And frustrated, in multiple ways. All she wanted to do was help her husband, but things just kept going wrong. And to complicate things, her own arousal was becoming harder to ignore. There was a dull ache between her thighs that almost matched the throbbing atop her skull, and her tail was more than a little damp where she’d been sitting on it.

Shining Armor smiled consolingly. “I’m just glad you didn’t hurt yourself.” The concern in his eyes was quite genuine; Cadence could tell he was more worried about her than his own repeatedly-denied satisfaction. The stallion let out a sigh, and leaned back in his seat. “Maybe we should give it a rest?” he asked with a shrug. “Things just keep-”

Cadence cut him off with her response, which came in the form of her lunging forward to lick the head of his stallionhood. Shining Armor let out a small hiss of surprise, which turned into a gasp of shock and pleasure as Cadence opened her mouth and slide her soft lips over and past the flared tip. She quickly slid her muzzle down his length, and the stallion’s body involuntarily tensed and squirmed as she took half of his member into her warm, wet mouth. She began to ravenously suckle at it, lavishing the rigid flesh with her tongue; her gaze was locked on Shining’s face, and she reveled in the looks of anguished pleasure that quickly flickered across his face as her mouth and tongue worked to overwhelmingly please him.

“I g-guess that’s a ‘no’ to st-stopping then?” Shining managed to grunt, gritting his teeth as Cadence continued to lovingly ravish him.

The alicorn suddenly pulled her head back, the rigid member breaking from the suction of her mouth with a slick pop. Cadence grinned up at Shining, mischief burning in her eyes. The stallion let out a low groan of disappointment and need, which only deepened her grin. “Hey, you were the one who suggested we give it a rest, not me,” she quipped.

Shining Armor rolled his eyes, smirking slightly despite his frustration. “Well excuse me for being concerned and thinking you might want to take a break or something, rather than just inconsiderately expecting you to keep going,” he replied with a hint of snark. “I’m so sorry, dear.”

Cadence gave a nod. “As you should be.”

The two shared a stern look for a moment, before both burst into a small fit of giggles. “Alright, silliness is over,” Cadence said, before running a hoof beneath Shining’s stallionhood from base to tip, earning a small twitch of excitement from the organ. “Time to get back to work,” she purred huskily.

The Guard Captain shivered slightly at her touch, and the sexiness of her tone. “Good. I’m going kinda crazy here. Any more interruptions, and I might-”

There was another knock at the door. The two lovers locked gazes again, both sharing a flat look of disbelieving annoyance. “Jinx,” Cadence hissed pointedly, before quickly slinking back under the desk.

Shining Armor’s right eye twitched slightly. His patience was running thin. “This had better be important,” the frustrated stallion growled quietly to himself, before sighing and turning his gaze to the door. “Enter,” he called out with an utter lack of enthusiasm.

The door opened, and one of his most trusted advisors stuck his head in through the doorway. The dark-furred pegasus grinned at the Captain, his green eyes flashing with excitement beneath the gold helmet her wore. “Hey Captain, you up for pizza?” the guardspony cheerfully asked.

“What?” Shining Armor flatly asked, his eye giving another twitch.

“Pizza!” the guard repeated, his grin growing more enthused. “Cloudweaver’s orderin’, and we thought you might want a slice or two.”

Shining Armor, by some miracle, managed to keep his frustration in check and not magically slam the door in the poor guard’s face. He was more than a little perturbed that he was being denied much needed attention from his lovely wife, just over a slice of pizza. His hormones and his anger were both threatening to boil over, but he held steadfast. “How long will it take?” he coolly asked, narrowing his eyes at the other stallion.

“Uh,” the guard paused, and raised an eyebrow to think. “I’d say twenty minutes, same as usual. Why, want ‘em to hurry?”

“No,” Shining stated flatly. “Twenty minutes will be fine. If anything, they can take their time. Now, would you kindly see to it that I am not bothered until that pizza arrives? I am-“ he poked at the paperwork covering his desk, “Very busy, and I do not need to be disturbed. Zero disturbances until pizza time. Zero.”

The guard grinned, and gave a nod. “Got it, Captain. See you in twenty.” And with that, he leaned back out of sight, and the door clicked shut.

Shining Armor let out a deep, slow sigh. He closed his eyes for a moment, clearing his thoughts of frustration, annoyance, and other distractions. He needed complete and total mental clarity in order to make the decision he was about to make.

He proceeded to open his eyes, frown, and sweep all the paperwork off his desk with one mighty swing of a foreleg. As papers danced wildly through the air and landed all over the floor, Shining Armor leaned back in his chair and looked down at his wife. Crouched under the desk, she met his gaze with a wickedly delighted grin. “Changing things up a bit, are we?” she asked innocently. “Did I hear something about twenty minutes?”

The stallions’s expression was flat. “On the desk,” he simply stated. It was not a request.

“Ooooooooh,” Cadence purred coquettishly as she slowly crawled out from under the desk. “I love it when you’re assertive, Captain.” As she climbed up, she paused for a moment to plant a small, tantalizing kiss on the tip of Shining Armor’s flare, before turning around towards the desk. She proceeded to lean forward and sprawl herself over it, resting her chest atop the desktop and draping her forelegs over the front, while her rump was left hanging off the back supported by her hind legs.

With a small wiggle of her hips to ensure she had Shining’s attention, she lifted her tail to present herself unobstructed to her husband. The lips of her marehood were swollen with desire and drenched with her slick essence, her arousal literally dripping from her folds and soaking the fur of her thighs. “I see somepony’s excited,” Shining Armor said in a low, suave tone as he stood up from his chair. He quickly moved forward to get into position, climbing up behind her so that his chest resting on her back, his body supported by his forehooves on the desk against either side of her chest. The tip of his member hovered within inches of her entrance, close enough to feel the heat radiating from it. Shining leaned his head forward, nuzzling against her right ear. “I think I can help you with that…” he whispered seductively.

A small shiver ran down Cadence’s spine, and she gave a wiggle of her hips in anticipation. “Oh, I’m sure you can,” she purred, tilting her head back. “Knock yourself out, Captain.”

Shining grinned, nuzzled the side of her face with his, and then leaned himself forward. The tip of his stallionhood slipped between the hot, drenched folds of flesh, earning sharp intakes of breath from both husband and wife. He continued to slowly inch forward, working his flare into her marehood, before gently gliding himself in deeper. Inch by inch, he worked his way inside, the smooth walls of her passage tightening around his length in soft embrace. However, his pace was very slow and deliberate, almost torturously so, and as he reached the halfway point, Cadence let out a small huff of protest.

“Shine… stop teasing meeee,” she whined, her tone a mixture of annoyed and pleading. “You know we both need this.”

Shining Armor buried his face into her mane, and chuckled throatily. “You got to tease and torture me. Fair is fair, right?” he crooned, pausing his progress just to mess with her. “Though, maybe if you ask nicely, I might-”

Cadence suddenly lunched backwards beneath her lover, forcefully slamming her rump into Shining’s lap. The movement drove him fully into her depths, burying his stallionhood to its base and filling her completely. Shining Armor let out a sharp grunt, and Cadence tilted her head back to glare at him dangerously. “You may be my husband and Captain of the Equestrian Guard, Shining Armor, but I still wield the authority of a Princess,” she warned, her lips curling into a devious grin. Despite the threatening tone and look, it was clear to her husband that she was still being playful in a way, and Shining Armor couldn’t help but smirk a bit.

“Now, Captain…” she purred, giving a deliberate wiggle of her hips. The side-to-side motion ground her rump into his lap, and the resulting shifting and friction of his organ within her depths caused both of them to tense against the pleasure. “Mmmm. Are you going to do what I want you to do?” she asked, giving another slow, deliberate wiggle of her rump against and around him. “Or am I going to have to order you to fuck me?”

Shining Armor nuzzled her ear, and grinned. “Orders are orders, ma’am. But I know how to do my job…” he boasted in a low growl.

Cadence pulled herself forward, resuming her original position and allowing most of Shining Armor’s nectar-slick length to pull out from within her marehood. “Mmmm,” she hummed in satisfaction, before tilting her head back and giving him a mischievous look. “Prove it.”

Shining Armor gave a strong thrust of his hips, burying himself to the hilt within his wife. Cadence shuddered slightly at the sensation of being filled so quickly and forcefully by her lover, and a sharp gasp of pleasure escaped from her lips. Shining quickly adjusted his posture, ensuring that he was comfortably situated over his wife. With his forehooves on the desk for support and his chest resting flush against Cadence’s back, the stallion braced himself to begin his work in earnest.

The Captain pulled his hips back, partially withdrawing himself from the snug grasp of Cadence’s core. As he drew himself back, the underside of his shaft grazed against the hard nub nestled in her folds; the friction against her clit sent shivers of pleasure through her body, and earned a low whine from the Princess. Once only the flared head of his shaft remained within her marehood, Shining thrust forward, again driving himself as deeply his lover as he could go.

And then the process began anew. Shining Armor quickly pulled back, almost completely withdrawing himself. The friction of his shaft pulling from within Cadence’s velvet walls, coupled with the grinding against her clit, sent pleasure radiating through both lovers. The forward thrust brought Shining back into her depths, Cadence’s inner walls gently grasping her husband’s rigid organs as it briefly filled her to her core. As the stallion repeated the movement again, Cadence pulled forward slightly to allow him to pull further out, before pushing herself back to meet Shining’s thrust. Her rump slammed against his lap with a dull slap, and the two young lovers quickly repeated their actions, reveling in the pleasure that filled their bodies.

A rhythm was soon found, with Shining and Cadence steadily pulling away from each other before slamming back together, their movements fast but not frantic. Though they moved quickly and forcefully, they still maintained a controlled, even pace. A series of grunts and gasps flowed freely from their mouths, broken up by the occasional groan or hiss. Soon both were panting from both pleasure and exhaustion, and sweat left both their coats shimmering as their manes clung to their pleasure-wracked faces.

“Are you close?” Cadence whispered breathlessly. Shining Armor simply grunted, his eyes closed and his teeth grit in pleasure as he continued to pump into his wife. “Go ahead and finish,” she panted. “I don’t need- Shining!” The alicorn gasped her lover’s name in shock and pleasure, her eyes going wide as a hoof slipped beneath her right wing and began to fondle the sensitive, feathered limb.

Pegasi were somewhat infamous for the sensitivity of their wings, particularly in erotic circumstances. Alicorns were no different, and this was a fact Shining Armor often used to his advantage. Without breaking the pace of his thrusting, the stallion’s right hoof ran back and forth beneath Cadence’s right wing, rubbing and massaging with expert precision. Both of the Princess’ wings instinctively spread in response to their pleasurable treatment, flaring beneath her lover as if to beg him for more attention. As Shining Armor continued to fondle her right wing, he leaned forward to forcefully nuzzle her mane. “I’m not finishing without you, Your Highness,” he told her, growling through the pleasure that threatened to overwhelm his body and mind. “Maybe you should help catch yourself up?”

In the blink of an eye, Cadence brought her left wing up towards her face, quickly running her tongue along a primary feather and savoring the spark of pleasure it sent through the limb and down her spine. Cadence had no qualms with pleasuring herself in front of her husband, be it by direct methods or through erotic wingplay. As it turned out, Shining Armor actually tended to enjoy watching her “fly solo” in the bedroom; there had been more than a few occasions where she gave her husband a “flap dance” or “preened off” in front of him, much to both their enjoyment and delight.

Right now, though, Cadence wasn’t trying to put on a show for her husband. He was moments from finishing, and she had was determined to catch up. Her goal in mind, Cadence clamped her lips shut around the carpal joint of her left wing, sucking and lightly biting down on the pinion for that extra stimulation. Pleasure and warmth shot through the feathered limb in response, and a soft whine of satisfaction was lost in the mouthful of feathers. Shining continued to fondle her right wing as he thrust into her, and the pleasure from both limbs crackling through her body and into her loins.

It felt like a hot coil was tightening in her center, growing more strained by every ounce of pleasure the Princess felt. Tighter and tighter it wound with every sensation of pleasure, the breaking point just seconds away. Cadence bit down harder, ignoring the faint paint and savoring the erotic pleasure that flooded through the wing and into her center, bringing her just shy of her peak. “Sh-Shine…” she gasped, the feathered limb slipping from her mouth to fall back to her side. “Shine, I-I’m alm-most-”

Shining Armor didn’t have be told to know Cadence was about to finish. He could recognize it from the arching of her back and the trembling of her wings beneath him. The Captain was just shy of his own climax, with only a few last thrusts needed for both to finish. He gave another thrust, and felt the pressure within his own loins near its breaking point. With another thrust, he plunged into Cadence’s depths, and felt her slick walls begin to twitch and tighten, just as he felt a powerful throb at the base of his shaft. As they both reached the point of no return, he pulled back and she pulled forward, withdrawing him almost completely before they slammed back together one last time.

The final thrust toppled both of them over the edge and into orgasmic bliss, their faces contorting in beautiful agony as waves of euphoric pleasure smashed through their bodies and minds. Buried to the hilt within Cadence, Shining’s member gave a powerful throb as his seed burst forth, while her inner depths seized and clamped down around him. The Captain shuddered and buried his face into his lover’s mane as he let out a long groan of pleasure, while the Princess writhed and trembled in satisfaction beneath him, her head tilting back as a stream of sharp gasps and wild panting poured from her open mouth. Shining’s stallionhood continued to pulse within her, releasing more of his essence with every throb as Cadence’s walls repeatedly tightened and flexed around it, milking him of every last drop.

After what seemed like forever and yet not long enough, the last few shockwaves of pleasure faded away, and both lovers came down from their orgasmic highs. Drenched in sweat, completely exhausted, and basking in the afterglow of their climaxes, neither pony dared to move. The only moments between them being was the heaving of their chests as they both struggled to catch their breath, and the occasional twitch or quiver from aftershocks.

After some time, Cadence finally opened her eyes and let out a small sigh. “Well, I certainly feel better,” she said with a small smile of satisfaction. “What about you?”

Shining Armor weakly lifted his head from her mane, a goofy grin plastered across his face. “That was pretty good, yeah…”

Cadence giggled softly in amusement. “I’m glad I could help you feel better, darling.”

The goofy grin faded from the Captain’s face, slowly replaced by a genuine smile. “Yeah… That really helped a lot. I feel much better. And I’m glad I could help you out, too.” He leaned his head forward, and Cadence turned hers back so they could nuzzle into each other’s faces, and simply enjoy being together.

After a long moment of silent intimacy, Shining Armor let out a sigh. And not one of pleasure. “I guess I’d better get back to work soon,” he said with a small frown of annoyance and disappointment. He began to pull back, withdrawing himself from within Cadence before collapsing down into chair. Cadence looked back at him and smirked, giving one last wiggle of her hips to flaunt her love-soaked marehood at him before she lowered her tail. “Aw, you can keep your tail up…” Shining grumbled weakly, flashing a roguish smirk despite his exhaustion. “I quite like the view.”

“Sorry dear, but I’m afraid that’s all you get for now,” Cadence said, smirking back at her husband as she dismounted herself from atop his desk. “Perhaps when you get home after work, though…” he voice trailed off, and her smirk deepened.

Shining Armor didn’t smirk, though. He simply scowled as he looked around at all the paperwork scattered around on the floor. His horn shimmered with a magical glow, and he began to telekinetically regather and organize the papers on his desk. “Honestly, I’m not sure when that will be. I’ve still got a lot to do, and I’m a bit behind schedule.” His scowl briefly reverted back to a smirk. “Not that I’m complaining about the delays, mind you.”

The Princess nodded with a knowing smile. “Right. Well, there’s a simple solution to this paperwork problem. And no, the answer is not ‘burn it.’”

“Shred it?” Shining deadpanned.

Cadence let out a lofty chuckle, shaking her head in amusement. “No, dear. Pass it all off to your replacement.”

The stallion shook his head, unable to hold back a frown. “That wouldn’t be right. It’s my responsibility and my duty to ensure I leave all my affairs in order. I need to do all this myself, and-”

Cadence leaned forward, her face just inches from Shining Armor’s, her lips curled into a smug smirk. “Remember what I said earlier about me being a Princess?”

Shining gave her a quizzical stare. “Uh… yeah?”

The alicorn’s smirk turned into a devious grin. “Nopony can argue with royal orders, can they?”

“No, uh, not really,” Shining replied back, still not entirely following. “What are you-”

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that I have some new orders for you, Captain Armor,”she stated crisply, punctuating his name with a playful poke at his chest.

“And… what would those be?” the loyal Guard Captain asked warily.

“Three orders,” Cadence said with a pleasant smile. “First of all, Captain, you’re hereby ordered to pass on all of this paperwork to your subordinate, in order to ensure he is actually qualified to be your replacement. Second, once you’ve caught your breath, you are to go out there and spend some time with your friends, enjoying their company and their pizza, both as a show of good leadership, and to create a distraction so I can escape without any awkwardness,” she stated factually.

Shining Armor shook his head, a bemused smile on his face. She made good points, and there was no arguing with orders, whether he wanted to or not. “Alright. Understood, Your Highness. Orders are orders, after all. But what’s the third?”

At that, Cadence simply smirked. “Your third order is to hurry home once you’re done here, and assist your sweet, lovely Princess with some very demanding… paperwork.”

Upon hearing what Cadence had to say, Shining could only grin.

Orders were orders, after all.