Cutie Mark Crushes and More.

by NitPickBrony

Prolouge: I'm Late!

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Crabapples! I overslept Rarity'll kill me if I'm late for our reservation at that fancy pants restaurant. I slip on the dress Rarity made me for the Grand Galloping Gala which I only save for the most special occasions and HOO WE today was a special occasion if there ever was one today was our 3 year anniversary. 3 years ago today I finally got up the nerve to ask Rarity to one of those fancy dance clubs with the white dresses and the tuxedos and the fancy bubblin' water and during a song called "Dark Night, Warm Kiss" we uhh.. kissed.

Still kinda feelin' strange about that whole me bein' a lesbian thing not that anypony was mad or disgusted or anything. The one I was most worried about was Granny Smith kept the secret for almost 6 months until Rarity got so stressed and we jus' had to tell Granny. So after sweatin' bullets all the way from the Carousel Boutique to Sweet Apple Acres which by the way is a mighty long way to worry about the reaction of a dear relative or In my case my only real mother figure but by Celestia she was not surprised at ALL. She said she had figured it out from the beginin'. Me bein' out late comin' home happier than usual and spendin' A LOT of time at the Boutique and me comic back sweaty and dirty from ehem... "Rollin' in the hay." Even AppleBloom knows well.. not that last part. Well no even that last part because Granny gave AppleBloom "the talk" when she went into 8th grade this year.

So as I run out the door I wave to Granny and holler

"Seeya Granny!" an' dart of to the Crystal Griffin I think it's called and I almost fall over at what I saw Rarity standin' there in a yellow silk dress with a pink collar and dark yellow heels but what knocked me dead was the necklace. That necklace was an apple made out of a fire ruby most likely the one Spike gave her and it sparkled like a burnin' fire 20 feet high.

"Hello AJ you were almost late." She was comin' up to me with that sophisticated canter she has and pecks me on cheek. I reply by giving her a BIG smooch as that uptight stallion the CMC met on Hearts And Hooves Day comes up lookin' pretty ticked.

"I'm sorry but I don't think an upscale restaurant like this establishment will allow you two LESBIAN PIGS anywhere near the door!" He was on the ground from a bucking faster than I can clear a tree.

"You useless son of a whorse!" My eyes open wide when I see it was Rarity buckin' I'm and not me.

"Rarity you alright?" She stares at me like shes gonna rip my head off for a split second before she regains her composure.

"Yes I'm fine I just can't stand close minded ponies like that." A waiter comes up to us and says to the fancy pantsy stallion.

"I'm sorry sir but I'm going to have to ask to leave." Then he comes up to us.

"I am so sorry for the inconvenience ma'am here I will get you and your fillyfreind a table."

"Thank you sir we are happy that this restaurant does not have so close minded policies." So with that we went off to dinner. After having a pleasant dinner I get home around 11 P.M and fallen the HECK asleep before I've got the blanket over me.

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